>Right, deep breath. Firstly: are you OK?
What is the correct response to this?

Better than you.

>>212008052 (OP)

>audience laughs laughing, i smirk snidely and prepare my comeback
>*Ahem*
>FUCK YOU BITCH, FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOUUUUU
>*zips out dick*
>GRAAAHHHHHHHH...!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>212008052 (OP)
Shot literal litres of semen to this wench when I was 12-16. Now I can't stand the vile bitch.

>>212008052 (OP)
Context?

Ozempic got her, she is no longer the braphog she once was. Many such cases, sad!

>>212008547
She covered up for a nonce for ten years when he was helping her career, then when he didn't want to stand down so she could work with Fat Black Laughing Woman she threw him under the bus.

good times must pass

>>212008052 (OP)
first of all you smell good, which is surprising

>>212008052 (OP)
Thatd be me trying to hold back as im balls deep in her.

>>212008052 (OP)
is this the thread?

>OK so basically we've got this busty lingerie model. And we're gonna dress her up in things like a bikini, french maid outfit, latex, schoolgirl uniform, things like that. We're going to have members of the audience throw water on her, cream, get her absolutely drenched in viscous liquids like cream and slime, so her cleavage is shiny or her clothes are seethrough. Remember, her last job was as a lingerie model, and her tits are so voluptuous they regularly make the front pages of the tabloids, and that's basically the gist of the show which she's the main presenter on, but there's also a failed magician with her, oh and one time she was dancing and actually flashed her tits to the camera
>It's for kids!
Seriously what the fuck is wrong with British "people"?

>>212009234
"One for the dads" was always the main casting decision in Saturday morning TV going back to the old days.

>>212009234
Wtf! When did the Brits get so based?
>failed magician
Stephen Mulhern is national treasure. You better check yourself!

>>212008602
its a doggy dog world

>>212008602
It's a rape or be raped kind of situation

fittest women are on daytime tv

dear god

>>212009872
Cor!! Blimey!! In awe of the absolute bum on this bird!! Propah mental innit!!