ITS BEEN THREE MINUTES AND TWELVE SECONDS WHY THE FUCK HASNT THAT COURSE GONE OUT YET YOU STUPID FUCKING BITCH

>>212008689 (OP)
I know you are attempting to be funny, but it really do be like that sometimes. A busy saturday night could easily mean people throwing with hot pans out of frustration. It's kinda wild how I got used to that shit thinking back.

>>212008689 (OP)
>Dumbledore said calmly

>>212008689 (OP)
Yeah laugh all you want. You know who fucks prime 35 year old waitress pussy? Me. Because women respect men who are passionate about their craft and have high status jobs. We literally feed you. You live because of us.

>>212008689 (OP)
I have never watched this show nor have I ever worked in a restaurant
But I enjoy these Bear Meme posts

>>212008689 (OP)
What id like to know is what kind of person orders pasta at a fancy restaurant? Actually who orders pasta at any kind of restaurant?

Don't YAP if you don't know what goes on in the BACK
Be nice to me. I cook your food.
RIP Dad

>>212008689 (OP)
>LE CUSTOMER ORDERED FROM LE MENU??!!??
>I'M LOSING MY FUCKING MIND!!! SAVE ME BOURDAIN-SAMA!!!!!

>Last tour at Texas Roadhouse, line cook division, 7286th Division (still have my serial number memorized)
>Cold Wednesday night up in the rust belt, was quiet that day, almost too quiet
>Honestly should have known
>Before my CO could return from his weed smoke break, the dinner rush from hell walks in and changes our lives forever
>My brother in arms, may YHVH rest his soul, rushes from FoH (front of house for you civvies here) where his makeout sesh with the 16 year old hostess was interrupted, his face pale as the vapor from my Juul as I recount that story
>He breaks the news to us, all of a sudden me and my squadmates are rushing - 86 the smoked ribeye, need a reload on some pulled pork, my busser recon team is nowhere in sight, and the dish cleaner is not at his designated LZ
>Then the orders start coming in from the 17 yo waitress
>Was fucking her on the side and she was my acid plug, so she knew to butter up the savage civvies and buy us some time while we tried to prepare
>Despite this, the civvies just kept. Fucking. Coming.
>No amount of therapy and pills and weed and heroin could erase the memories of the blood rushing through my veins on that day - believe me, I tried
>Not only were the civvies ordering food, but they were also making absolutely unreasonable alteration requests.
>Pickles on the side, frengh fries well done, the burgers medium well, coleslaw substituted with bacon, I dare not recount all of the harrowing requests because I'm out of whippits right now
>At the time of that dreaded shift, I was also kind of out of it because one of my other bitches, a previous hostess, hooked up with me that whole previous night and we lit up a whole bowl and dabbed our minds out
>Two gruelling hours later, the rush finally died down, backup arrived safely, the manager returned from the office with one of the younger hostesses, I would hate the man for wasting so much time in there but I had a taste of that pussy myself
True story. Fuck civilians.

>>212008740
What other profession is this considered normal in?

Fucking civilians, I swear

>>212008689 (OP)
>I can't just walk away and abandon this sandwich shop, it's my deceased brother's legacy!
>That's why I need to gut the whole place, change the name, and change the entire menu until it no longer remotely resembles my brother's restaurant
I don't get this character's motivations

FIRE 6 ON 14
FIRE 6 ON 14
WHAT ARE YOU FUCKING LOOKING AT ME FOR
FIRE 6 ON 14

>>212008740
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>>212009858
Semper Fry, brothers. Civvies just don't get it. Did two tours at Red Robin and one at Olive Garden. Still in therapy for that one time after all of the churches got out on mother's day.

You got no right talking about war if you have never been in the trenches

>>212008689 (OP)
>IS THAT CUSTOMER ORDERING AN EXTRA PLATE OF FRENCH FRIES??!
>MAN THE FRYERS!!! THIS IS CHEFCON FIVE!! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!! REPEAT!! NOT A DRILL!!

i havent watched this yet because you have given me really high expectations
im imagining star trek (tng of course) but restaurant where there are red alerts every time a customer orders something

>>212009880
In the legal field it used to be customary for the partners to scream and lash out at junior associates but zoomer lawyers/the pandemic stopped that really quickly

>>212008816
>We literally feed you. You live because of us.
Yeah who doesn't go to a restaurant for breakfast, lunch and dinner. The typical lazy Amerilards are really another fucking species.

>>212008816
>prime
>35 year old
Weak b8 m8

>>212008689 (OP)
Sydney actually is a stupid cunt in that show desu
And he was 100% right to smash Marcus's queer little pastry

>>212008740
Cooks are so cringe. Get over your PTSD and grill my steak faggot.