Bizarre movie merchandising thread

>>212008888 (OP)
based

>>212008888 (OP)
Checked

>>212008888 (OP)
Checked, based and taquito pilled

>>212008888 (OP)

>>212008888 (OP)
Aren't taquitos 99c now? That shit is inflation-proof.

it was fun as a kid but now it seems weird selling grinch jizz

I remember some anon had one of these and hes never washed it and still drinks out of it

it was foul looking

>>212009585
because they lower the quality of ingredients. You're probably better off eating dog food than anything like a convenience store taquito

>>212009649
Are these made out of glass or plastic? Pretty cool if the former and cringe if not.

>>212009752
definitely someone's "high-deas"

>>212009616
>blastin green

>>212009874

>>212009805
this isnt bizzare

>>212009914
>How about oranges?
>uhhh.... okay
>And fridges
>...

>>212009870
>hire studio to make cheap cash-in game
>they produce the best Sims rip-off in existence

>>212009984
>>212009914
who gets paid for this
are the produce sellers/appliance sellers getting paid to advertise Star Wars
or are the movie producers getting paid for their IP to help sell produce/appliances

>>212009616
>Well? It ain't gonna squirt itself

>>212009616
Was it pretty easy to get it to squirt?

>>212009984
>Man shut the fuck up, how about Wookie kiwis?

>>212009774
I've had the Two-Face glass for decades, it's real glass and actually pretty solid. The downside is the handle is extremely uncomfortable to hold to the point where I might have never used it.

>>212009649
I cannot count the number of times I've been at some millennials house and they had one of these.

>>212010038
yes

>How do we get the kids nowadays to come see Star Wars?
>Well, mah grandson's always goin' on about that "Forth Night" game, let's try that!

>>212009984
>Using womens media to sell kitchen appliances

based

>You know what they call a Darth Vader burger in France?

>>212008888 (OP)
in Italy we had ads for Thor love and thunder on the pasta packaging

>>212009670
>Æon Flux (1992) levels of tongue kissing with Jar-Jar

>>212014083
black mold is no joke

>>212008888 (OP)
The famous taquitos of Baker Street

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>>212009774
Glass and well made, a lot of folks still have them.

>>212011986
With special event appearance by...JJ Abrams!

>>212010038
GE appliances are now owned by Haier Smart Home Company, a chinese company
so, the chinese are getting paid

Kids loved this fucking movie so much that the profits from the merch can cover 6 more "Elio" sequels.

the spice must flow

>>212014970
Dune the Coloring Book

>>212014916
these are awesome though

>>212014989
Color in the Guild Navigator, kids!

>>212015011
Whoops

Imagine being 8 and all of your friends are playing with their Spider-Man and Power Rangers action figures and you roll up with this

>>212015549
Whoever made this needs to have their hard drive checked. There is no way they didn’t know what it would be used for.

>>212009752
That looks good

>>212010301
funny post

>>212009670
Kissing Jar Jar like in my favorite JAVs.

>>212014828
This one is hilarious.