Is Robert Pattinson /ourguy/?

>>212011333 (OP)
NO. he's had sex

>>212011742
Please don't bully me, I mean him. Robert is a great actor who always gives his all to every performance. He deserves more respect than this board gives.

>>212013137
Robert, I want to get the taste of your anus on my breath

>>212013179
I'm not Robert. I'm just a big fan of his work. Sometimes I feel such a strong connection to RP that I might occasionally say I am him, but ignore those. I am not Robert and don't want to ruin his good name from pretending. It's normal for celebrities to want to protect our private lives and identities and we here at 4chan should be respectful of that.

An Important question to ask yourself in the future is WWRP? (What Would Robert Post?). If it's discriminatory or unfair to RP, maybe reconsider before clicking "Post".

>>212011333 (OP)
https://youtu.be/5Zf85BFel9c

>>212011742
Not everyone here is a virgin. All of the internet sucks, this is the only place that I can make banter and laugh freely. I love you guys.

>>212013878
>Not everyone here is a virgin

Which is why this place sucks now.

Just please, just leave me alone

>>212013878

>>212011333 (OP)
Bobby Patt is cool, but the Batman sucked.

>>212013878
So was Kristen tight?

>>212013969
I'm sorry, I have nowhere else to go.
>>212014281
lel

>>212013878
Love you too homie. Never forget /tv/ is always based

>>212011333 (OP)
I'm not gay, but I could make an exception for Robert *wink wink*

>>212013969
There are more virgins on 4chan year-over-year every year, if you think otherwise you're crazy

>>212011333 (OP)
yeah and I'm here rn ama guys

>>212014998
Anal?

>>212015374
no fucking way...

>>212015374
>>212015431
Holy shit it's real.

summoning robert itt