>>212011721 (OP)I could have fixed her with the old coital cure
Imagine she forced you to worship her feet
She was an extremely subtle representation of establishment conservatism, which is bad because this character is evil
Bravo Rowling
>>212011721 (OP)Old spinster cunt drunk on power. Shockingly common archetype especially nowadays.
Maybe I'm wrong, but it looks like she might be smuggling melons underneath that pink sweater.
She's just a generic, cuntish teacher.
Getting off at torturing kids and all that while they learn nothing of worth.
She just had to get a good centaur dicking. They probably ran a train on her when they took her captured.
I want her to sit on my face.
>>212013144She could transfigue you into a cushion to sit on
>>212011721 (OP)this lady was a nightmare fuel of my childhood
Sheโs basically Banality of Evil: the character.
>>212011721 (OP)I want to smudge her makeup with my cum and her tears
>>212012509Ironically the political commentary aged super poorly with the rise of managerial leftism
Watching 5 now gives me covid flash backs
>>212011721 (OP)She's just what happens when you give a bitchy woman power over others. There are millions of little Umbridges in the world.
>>212011721 (OP)no teen pregnancy at hogwarts, so she went insane from not being able to do any abortions
>>212016573or the enitrety of UK's austerity
Police not reporting crimes to avoid budget cuts and muh racism
NHS getting shittier
hello nurses appearing
mass immigration
>>212016836This is because of Brexit not the tame austerity we had
do people actually find her attractive? i'm sure they do, but I mean do they really?
>>212017809No, its her bitchy but playful demeanor.
She's made for rape correction.
>>212017809She was cute when she was younger.
>>212017044That shit has been going on for decades before Brexit.
>>212011721 (OP)HP-fags hyped her up as a great villain but really she is just kind of a bossy cunt.
>>212011721 (OP)I wish she had a pregnant belly in the movie
>>212011721 (OP)Intense sexual frustration from being surrounded by young boys and not being able to have her fun with them.
She acts like a massive cunt in hopes one of them will snap and hatefuck her brains out.
>>212011721 (OP)There is no problem, it's the most realistic depiction of women in the British government in the history of fiction
>>212020118I do not, she's gonna transfigure you into a shoe and wear you
>>212017809No, but I find the idea of her asserting dominance over me arousing. She could give me detention and make me worship her fat ass for hours.