Thread 212014685 - /tv/ [Archived: 905 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/26/2025, 7:22:07 PM No.212014685
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"The Entity" is a fucking terrible name for your super AI

>HAL 9000
>Skynet
>Ultron

all great marketable names

"The entity" you cant even fucking search this shit because its just regular, commonly used noun, you cant find this shit when browsing in internet, it cant tap into memes or anything because it gets lost in the sauce.

Its very un-modern, I dont get how this went by the marketing teams
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 7:25:42 PM No.212014809
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Was it a rib?
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 7:25:56 PM No.212014825
Everything in these movies is soulless shit probably generated by a chatbot, even the fucking titles are meaningless generic shit, you can just switch the words in the titles and what would be the fucking difference ?
>Mission Impossible: Ghost Nation
>Mission Impossible: Rogue Protocol
>Mission Impossible: Dead Fallout
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 7:26:55 PM No.212014862
>>212014685 (OP)
>brown eyes
>Dark brown hair
>5'7″
He is subhuman
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 7:30:29 PM No.212014972
>>212014825
yeah their names are terrible
I only see people refer to them by numbers or "the one with henry cavill" "the one in dubai" "the last one"
I dont think they are soulless though, I they are very well made and filled with charismatic actors
Its the vocabulary used thats awful, they just needed someone who could come in and come up with cool memorable names for people and they never got one on the team
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 7:31:41 PM No.212015015
>>212014685 (OP)
"The Machine" is generic as fuck and she ended up being one of the best Super AIs to date…but in the very same series, you get "Samaritan" which goes hard so I think it's a matter of execution.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 7:42:19 PM No.212015405
>>212014685 (OP)
The lore of the last two movies is built on Cruise's pseudo-Christian Scientology beliefs. The Entity is really supposed to be a soulless, man-made Antichrist, not some sci-fi super AI.

I don't know why they barely featured the Entity in the final movie. It's basically just background noise and let Gabriel (some literal who ret-conned as the author of all of Cruise's suffering) the main and final villain.
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 8:00:24 PM No.212016071
>>212014972
Yeah they have so much soul no one can remember what the fuck they watched so they have to recall scenery and actors lolk
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 8:06:51 PM No.212016305
>>212014685 (OP)
These movies are just vehicles for people to wank over practical effects and “ wow, Tom did THAT stunt?” . they’d be forgettable late 90s or early 2000s movies
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 8:11:03 PM No.212016465
>>212016071
Its so fucking obnoxious in this movie
they just keep playing scenes from previous movies, its absurd
they keep having scenes where people recall former movies and playing scenes from them as they talk about what happened all the time
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 8:18:52 PM No.212016793
>>212016305
I don’t even get the hype over his “stunts.” 99% the stunt is him sprinting. That’s it, Tom running fast in a strait line. Then there’s him climbing something. Then there’s him on a motorcycle. Am I supposed to be impressed by any of this shit besides the novelty that it’s Tom doing it? I wouldn’t give a fuck if it was a stunt double so why should I care when it’s Tom? Fire up ANY Jackie Chan movie and behold actual feats of daring and athleticism.
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 8:29:55 PM No.212017296
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>>212016793
thats insane, have you not seen these movies?
>99% the stunt is him sprinting
Not true and you admit it in next lines
>Am I supposed to be impressed by any of this shit besides the novelty that it’s Tom doing it?
Yes nigga, it all looks fucking AWESOME

>Fire up ANY Jackie Chan movie and behold actual feats of daring and athleticism
Why? 99% the stunt is him bending down. That’s it, Jackie bending down fast do avoid slow opponent. Then there’s him making goofy pose. Then there’s him on with a prop.

You can do that with everything in the world.
You have no concept of fun.

The stunts look awesome, they look awesome and he is the only actor to reach Jackie Chan's league of being GOATed action star that elevates movies and makes movies that couldnt be made without him.
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 8:32:22 PM No.212017401
>>212017296
Looks like literal CGI at the end of the stunt lol are you fucking kidding me?
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 8:32:45 PM No.212017419
>>212014685 (OP)
that was the rapey ghost in an 80s horror
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 8:34:25 PM No.212017498
>>212017419
God that movie was hot. The tiddy suck scene was amazing.
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 8:37:15 PM No.212017630
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Re-watched both Rogue Nation and Fallout the other night, both were highly enjoyable, but from what I've read here, Final Reckoning sounds like a proper slop fest.

Besides which, wasn't there supposed to a live action stunt that could be seen from space? Whatever happened to that? I swear I heard about that in some of the marketing (at least pre-covid).

Pic kind of related.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 8:40:33 PM No.212017770
>>212014685 (OP)
Should have called it palantir or something nerdy and quirky.
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 8:43:24 PM No.212017894
>>212017770
they could've gone with "Oona" as refrence to Legend and given the entitety cutesy pixie avatar
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 8:45:01 PM No.212017962
>>212014685 (OP)
>great marketable names
>marketable
You think like a jew.
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 8:45:56 PM No.212018000
>>212017962
Gee its almost like this movie is a product to be sold you absolute fucking moron
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 8:48:48 PM No.212018127
>>212014825
>Ghost Protocol
>named after the protocol intlitiated after Kremlin is blown up and IMF gets the blame, where all IFM agents are disavowed
>Rogue Nation
>reference to the Syndicate, which is basically a rogue intelligence agency
>Fallout
>whole plan of the bad guy was to blow up a nuke in asia, near some river or something that carried water to China and India, and for the fallout to polute it
They might sound generic but they make sense.
If you want an example of AI titles look at the Star Wars sequels.
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 8:51:25 PM No.212018247
>>212017962
I just want to be able to search the phrase on a website and find discussion regarding something I'm interesting man
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 8:53:37 PM No.212018346
>>212016793
They always have a "flagship" stunt.
In Ghost Protocol it was him climbing Burj Khalifa, in Rogue Nation it was him hanging onto a plane as it took off and flew away, in Fallout it was him hanging onto the cargo hanging from a heli and climbing onto the heli, in Dead Reckoning it was driving off a mountain ledge with a motorcycle and parachuting, and in Final Reckoning it was hanging onto a biplane as it spinned.

They also spend a fuckload of time and money to film them, the MI7 jump took an entire month to film, with him making 4 or 5 jumps a day.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=C1X4joevHsc
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 8:54:38 PM No.212018398
>>212018000
And? Why the fuck do you care? Are you a producer?
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 8:55:12 PM No.212018426
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Can only go down from here. Rogue Nation + Fallout are two of the greatest spyfilms ever.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 8:57:05 PM No.212018508
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>>212018398
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 8:57:51 PM No.212018542
>>212014685 (OP)
>un-modern
The whole movie had late 90s action flick vibes
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 8:58:09 PM No.212018552
>nuclear annihilation is the threat
>evil AI is the antagonist
>internet is le bad
>Russians are a serious threat
>man in his 60s running around like he's still young
>single lone team is better than all the world's governments and militaries
>believing in the 60yo man and the US government is the only hope
This is the most Gen X movie ever
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 8:58:20 PM No.212018561
>>212018508
Yes? Who cares if something isn't marketable? That's the kind of shit only people who put money into the production of this shit care about.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 8:59:33 PM No.212018608
>>212018552
The US government is literally the ones who created the AI. Hell, in Dead Reckoning one of the villains is an American politician who wants to use the AI to work for the US military industrial complex.
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:00:06 PM No.212018632
>>212018346
Fuck this video is painful to watch, MI7 is such Marvelized trash
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:01:33 PM No.212018694
>>212018632
>Marvelized
I don't see the CGI, or stupid outfits, or ugly black women.
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:03:14 PM No.212018752
>>212014685 (OP)
Reminder that /tv/ unironically lost its shit over the Minecraft movie, Game of Thrones, Euphoria, Anora and has a Fish Tank general.
Mission Impossible is literal art compared to the trash this place eats up.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:03:30 PM No.212018765
>>212018694
No we have ugly white women instead, Hayley Atwell is a dog and Vanessa Kirby is a solid 6.5
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:04:15 PM No.212018798
>>212018552
The Russians have never been the villains on any MI movie.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:04:19 PM No.212018801
>>212018608
The US government is the only effective government. Ethan and his team essentially use them as a toy chest to get whatever they need. Although there are a few rogue agents following President Angela Bassett is the right and moral thing to do at every turn.
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:05:03 PM No.212018827
>>212014685 (OP)
It was unironically written by AI.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:05:37 PM No.212018851
>>212018765
Atwell has fat tits though.
Also, the fact that it goes for whites is remarkable on a Hollywood flick.
Specially compared to Marvel where they havent had a singlr good looking woman except Atwell and prime Scarjo.
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:05:40 PM No.212018854
>>212014685 (OP)
I'll say it again, The Entity should have been named Tom or Thomas.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:06:47 PM No.212018903
>>212014685 (OP)
Maybe he doesn't want his movies to be made in some stupid meme?
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:07:10 PM No.212018921
>>212018801
Ethan has gone rogue in literally every movie except MI2.
Hell, in Fallout the CIA tries to kill him, and in Dead Reckoning he gases a room full of American politicians.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:08:12 PM No.212018958
>>212018851
The MCU has lots of babes actually, they even have a mega milf in the form of Marissa Tomei.
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:08:23 PM No.212018963
>>212014685 (OP)
>it cant tap into memes
You are a zoomer, stick to the hecking wholesome chicken jonkey, if you even remember that meme that is.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:09:39 PM No.212019023
>>212018958
>60 year old hag
>babe
The MCU only hires niggers, not to mention the movies themselves are shit.
No idea how you can shit out 30 movies and not have a single good action scene.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:09:57 PM No.212019030
>>212015405
No one points out that Cruise fights Antichrist AI at the end of Oblivion and it's a giant pyramid with a red eye. Shit was cash. And that was directed by Top Gun 2 and Days of Thunder 2's director. Cruise must be infuriated by Palantir and their secret NWO plot.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:10:59 PM No.212019066
>>212016305
they were 90s and 2000s movies, how young are you
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:11:03 PM No.212019068
>>212014685 (OP)
the N titty? what about nogger tits?
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:13:00 PM No.212019144
>>212014825
mission impossible: dead nation
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:22:10 PM No.212019552
>>212016793
It's different if you grew up watching Cruise. Imagine a guy who went to your high school before you did. And he wins 8 Super Bowls. Now pretend your high school is global. He's the most successful actor of all time and the world grew up with him.
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:23:37 PM No.212019623
>>212019552
Cringe
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:24:14 PM No.212019663
>>212017419
>>212017498
martin scorsese included it in his top 10 goat horror films
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:26:15 PM No.212019781
>>212016793
When has Jackie Chan jumped off a mountain with a bike?
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:27:04 PM No.212019829
>>212018127
Anon thinks Broken Arrow is two kewl words selected from a hat.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:31:08 PM No.212020065
>>212014825
>Dead reckoning in aviation is a navigation method where an aircraft's position is estimated based on a known starting point, airspeed, course, heading, wind speed and direction, and elapsed time. It's essentially navigating without relying on external references like landmarks or GPS
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dead_reckoning

https://skybrary.aero/articles/dead-reckoning00-dr

he's a licensed pilot, helicopter pilot, and is the only actor the navy trusted with a fighter jet

kys
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:34:45 PM No.212020249
>>212020065
cool so what’s a Final Reckoning ? Is this when Columbus shits his pants after determining his longitude?
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:57:54 PM No.212021354
>>212020249
>cool so what’s a Final Reckoning ?
you're experiencing it rn