This will be a cult classic

Inclusion in the JigCU or no buy.

>>212014811
Newfag here. What is the JigCU?

>>212014781 (OP)
why are you gay, OP?

>>212014781 (OP)
im not watching this pedo shit you fucking faggot.

>>212014884
The JigC Cinematic Universe. A hypothetical crossover where John "JigC" Kramer traps other horror icons.

>>212015502
He does not even have a chance of capturing 90% of these lol

>>212015502
Retarded.

>>212015708
Oh fuck off already.

>>212016027
That idea is 100% autistic lol
You are diagnosed now
Congratulations!

>>212014781 (OP)
I wanna go see it, but girls will call me a fucking perv for going alone

>>212014781 (OP)
Did the first Megan movie even do that well to deserve this much attention for the lame sequel?

>>212016280
It's one of many the android girl netflix slop movie genre.

I got banned on Twitter for saying I'd rape her to death if I caught her in my house.

>>212016157
People who say stuff like this just have minds that are too small to see the bigger picture.

>>212016341
I’m sure it’s only going to get worse.

>>212014781 (OP)
is this one a full comedy?

>>212016432
Look, it's a cool idea, but it falls apart when you try to trap a Xenomorph, or Samara/Sadako. It's impossible! It could work with weaker monsters, but the ones on the image just wouldn't.

Megan wouldn't either

>>212015674
>>212015708
POOFTER

>>212014781 (OP)
A movie is successful or it isn't. ''Cult classic'' is cope

I can't wait for the Woke spinoff, M1gg3r

>>212018171
lol

>62% rotten
ouch
>b-but who cares about j-journos?!?!
first one got 93%

If she's only meant to protect the little girl, why did the mom make her such a sex demon?

>>212016389
Got a 3 day ban on 4ch*n because I said M3GAN was cute

>>212016701
Yes

>>212014781 (OP)
If you done sis seen this flick how does it end? I ain’t watching it anyways

>>212018448
fascists

>>212016280
It made $181m on a budget of $12m. So, yes. What they failed to realise is that the favourable release window played a big part in that.

>>212016280
It was very profitable. This is blumhouse's MO. They make low budget movies, but usually interesting concepts and good marketing and pull out big profits.

>>212016238
Girls ain't watching this. It's for the gays and hebechads.

>>212018171
>what do you mean if I was a human?

>>212014781 (OP)
they rebuilt her with boobs?

>>212016280
It's unironically the most decent horror film of the 2020's
Is just pure fun that doesn't try to be pretentious slop like A24-horror or Smile.

>>212015502
We all know he could trap every single horror icon (besides HOFFGOD, who survived saw 3D), however could he...?

>>212018810
>hebechads
You mean pedophiles?

>>212015455
They aged her for this one. They alienated the male audience

>>212014781 (OP)
Just came out of it. Loved it. It's T2 if the T stands for Tubular

M3GAN 7/10
M3GAN 8/.5/10

This movie will have *legs* once WoM hits Saturday.

>>212016238
anon, if girls call you what's the problem

>>212020322
It's got some really mixed reviews. It's gonna struggle.

>>212018276
62% is fresh.

>>212019933
They had to make her taller because the actress has grown. She's still a minor

>>212016280
first tiktok horror icon

>>212014781 (OP)
yo... she dissed freddy fazbear and the gang.
She has GOT to go.

>>212018171
M3gan1gg3r

>>212020380
Nope. Brad Pitt's going to struggle, M3GAN's going to snuggle. Screencap.

>>212020477
girlboss

For Shin. (Poor Ivanna, Megan 2.0 is the highest rating in her filmography.)

>>212023988

HOLD ON TO YOUR VAGINAS HAHAHAHA I FUCK MEN O ALGO

>>212024220
Damn, that guy is still around?

>>212014781 (OP)
>android / robot girl
Oh wow
>looks like a kid
Lame x10.
>Is a generic killer bot with hatred for humans and whole humanity
L A M E and G A Y

>>212015502
I love the JigCU

they have embraced fetish shit

Will probably hatewatch a camrip

>>212028146
M3gan is literally the best kind of robot, in that she holds murderous hatred for all humans except for one

>>212028608
>lesbian jewish shit
It does not make it any better.

>>212028712
>mistaking devoted friendship for homosexuality
Tumblr is that way loser

violet McGraw is super cute!

>>212014781 (OP)
Latest box office projection is only 8-12 mil. This is a disaster for Jason Blume.

>>212014781 (OP)
It's surprisingly funny. I love that lil robot.

>>212014781 (OP)
I’m so sick of millennial slop

>>212014781 (OP)
There hasn't been enough millennial slop.

>>212014781 (OP)
I saw it last night (I'm a New Zealander). It's bad and forced. They had no idea what made the first good and ruined the sequal. I left the kinoma angry. don't waste your money on watching this garbage

>>212014781 (OP)
fuck this forced gay icon

Bullet proof
Nothing to lose
Fire away, fire away

Ricochet
You take your aim
Fire away, fire away

You shoot me down
But I won't fall

I
A M
T I T A N I U M

Good night, /tv/

>>212032355
I can see the past and future *dies two seconds later*
Fuck I hated this movie. Oh no, the robot ai god is super powerful and could wipeout the world *dies*

So many of these movies wouldn’t flop is anyone at the studio simply demanded who the audience for their movie was
“So i’m making an action movie, which women don’t like, featuring a girl boss, which men don’t like. Going to be campy which horror fans don’t like.”

>>212032511
Oh and then m3gan surviving by turning into clippy. I don't mind this, but the art is bad. M3gan also should have killed gemma and said, well, looks like I haven't changed all that much

>>212014781 (OP)
>deliberately camp
This is why it will fail.

>aged her up
Literally couldn't care less

>>212032643
But it's not even really campy, just boring. they really didn't know what made the first one successful

>>212014781 (OP)
any M3gan omni-verse cross overs confirmed?

>>212032740
no. AMELIA becomes a robot ai god with glowing eyes for a little while then dies

kwab

>>212033119
oof

I get strong Portal ironic meme vibes from this.

>>212033177
It's Portal x Alita.

>>212033119
see? this kiwi was right. it's just not a good movie. they didn't know what made the first one good and turned it into a hero movie with a quippy robot girl

>>212023988
I have the same hairline, she's just like me

Oh, and this flick won't screen in china (no china bucks) because the Chinese ambassador dies via a spear to the chest

>>212033404
Only you're a biological male. You will NEVER be a woman.

>>212033119
techbros... why do they hate us so...

>>212033438
Correct.

>>212033119
>First film creates a scientific breakthrough
>Pretty much everyone who saw it wondered how the fuck they wouldn't sell that to the highest bider, which is almost always going to be for security or war.
>Second film is about that
>WTF How could they do this?!

Did they really want Megan 2 to be about the doll coming back to life and seeking revenge on the Aunt or something?

>>212033119
David fear
more like david queer
/thread

>>212014781 (OP)
Does she finally kill someone on-screen or is this another PG romp?

The villain reveal actually caught me by surprise
Rate how low my IQ is

>>212036572
3

>>212014781 (OP)
Breaking news: box office lowered again. Potentially a $7 million opening weekend behind 28 Years Later, which is itself looking at a steep 65% drop or more.

>>212036342
For most of the movie M3gan goes out of her way not to kill anyone, including using sedative syringes

Am3lia rips a guy's fucking spine out onscreen and now that you mention it I guess they edit it JUST enough because you see her flip the guy facedown and grab the back of his neck, and then the camera's on her when she jerks her hand up clutching a bloody spinal column, so you don't actually "see" the dude being eviscerated

>>212036102
no one asked for it to have amy schumer tier vagina jokes

>>212036342
Would have seen if it rated R, can't make girly T2 but keep it PG13.

>>212036102
>clean pink tongue
how do girls do it?

>>212032530
ahem. kill bill vol 1 and 2

>>212030671
the director is 19, friends with kane pixels. you were saying, julio?

>>212018810
kek I just left the theater and you aren't wrong lmao. I did think M3gan was extra cute in this one especialy when they put her in the mini robot.

>>212014781 (OP)
Just got back from seeing this.
They kept the camp, but I miss the creepy horror elements. The climax was like a full on marvel super hero spy movie.
That being said though, I'm not sure what direction I would have taken if I was in charge of this sequel. I don't blame them for opting to just redeem her terminator style.

>>212015502
>Happy Kino Day got included
Based.

>>212033119
You kinda gotta respect their audacity though. Had they attempted to recycle the conflict from the first movie, it would have felt too repetitive.