do you have what it takes to become Bret Michael's girlfriend?

>>212014795 (OP)
No because I don't listen to GLAM (Gay Los Angeles Metal)

>>212014795 (OP)
Flavor of Love was better but this was still good. I do love the first episode of the first season of Rock of Love where that one girl gets so fucking wasted, doesnt get her rose and then is wasted around the house and gets invited back. I wish we had these old VH1 dating shows with washed up celebs still. Too bad Daisy of Love made it all crash.

>>212014795 (OP)
No because I don't listen to GLAM (Gay Loud American Music)

>>212015282
Pooping on the stairs will NEVER be topped.

>>212014795 (OP)
How large is the Of Love Cinematic Universe anyway?

>>212014795 (OP)
No, because I believe GLAM (God Loves All Mankind)

>>212014795 (OP)
No because I don't listen to GLAM (Gayvery Lose As Misthorne)

>that one alcoholic cougar with the daily catch phrase "don't threaten me with a good time"
This was trash kino. So was Joe Millionaire. I didn't watch nigger of love.

>>212014795 (OP)
No, because i suffered too much GLAM (Girls Laughing At Me)

No, not a girl but a big fan of GLAM (Giant Lizards Attacking Mexico)

>>212015447
You missed out on New York then fag. She carried that show so hard she got I think three spinoffs. Her needing to be held off by like three security gaurds from beating the shit out of Pumpkin for spitting in her face was amazing, especially at the reunion.

>>212014795 (OP)
i saw that interview where he said basically he was fucking all the girls all the time and within an hour on the first day he was in an orgy with 5 of them

>>212015732
It was that kind of shit that compelled VH1 execs to stop showing music videos and just be a black ghetto reality-show TV channel today.

>>212015686
And that's the best one. I wish it were true.

>>212015789
He sucks. He sings like a failed country singer who got into rock as a back-up plan. The Poison songs are generic pop music with guitars thrown in. He wears a fucking wig like Shawanda, ShaHonda, ShaMazda, and ShaNissan do. Yet people treat him like he's an alpha rock star. I don't get it.

>>212015955
>golddiggers eagerly involve themselves with a wealthy man who advertises that he's seeking golddiggers
Truly a Ms-stery.

>>212015955
the guitarist is dope. he supposedly got in a fistfight with Brett and kicked out of the band after this infamously "disastrous" MTV show (that I still think is great)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpmaLMaqMLc

Yes, because I indulge in GLAM (Giant Loving Ass Mammaries)

>>212016035
God, I hate diggers so much, with their big lips and small brains.

>>212015955
A handful of people who were 15 in 1986 still think he’s cool. Everyone else thinks he’s a joke, but that select hardcore audience will stick with him forever.
Poison is pretty dreadful and perhaps the most amateur sounding band to ever get big, but Talk Dirty To Me has “something” to it.

>>212016128
Brett is relentlessly selfish. Poison is only a part-time band. In between Poison tours he's doing "solo tours" where he plays - drum roll - Poison songs, but with a band of cheaper hired employees instead of equal-partner bandmates. And he's been doing it that way for decades.

I remember reading on Blabbermouth earlier this year 3/4 of Poison wanted to do a really big tour this year, but Brett veto'd it to tour solo to make money for himself first while promising to maybe probably tour with Poison next year.

He holds the whole band by the balls, and has been fucking them for decades because of it to where I am surprised that the other three didn't just go into hulk-rage and gang-beat his ass.

>>212016128
>infamously "disastrous" MTV show
For me, it's the White Zombie performance where Rob loses breath 20 seconds into the song lmao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNYpG-DgCtE

>>212014795 (OP)
I miss heavy metal cringe kino on tv, they should double down on this now that every 80's band member looks like some old lady

>>212016429
For me, it's Motley Crue in Brazil.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vofNwO1u0mw

>>212015875
Music videos were already on the way out anon. It was a great show. Sorry you missed it.

>>212016700
Mick Mars will probably go to heaven

>>212016688
They're not metal. They're hard rock, and in an 80s sense hard rock was just pop music with electric guitar riffs tossed in. They're the guys who lived off of "sex and drugs and rock and roll," not "sex and drugs and metal." The real metal bands were the very first ones to call them fags, and didn't respect hard rockers due to how shallow they were.

>>212015282
>Daisy of Love
I thought it was Megan Wants A Millionaire where one of the contestants killed his girlfriend and then himself.

>>212016186
Trophy wives typically have small brains and were married just to be beautiful. Gold-diggers tend to have above-average IQ to manipulate their way in tthe right places to find the right rich men. Some of them work with the level of infiltration, manipulation, and cunning of a well-skilled CIA operative. I am not fucking joking.

I've been around them. Trophy wives are retards, and gold-diggers are cunning and sneaky as shit to get what they want, and many of them will fuck up the lives of as many "competitors" and even friends and ex-boyfriends to get what they want. Just look at Meghan Markle, and how a yachting prostitute and her "match-maker" friend positioned her into being at the right place at the right time as a British prince so she could snare her trap - and it worked.

And within their cunning ways they'll destroy the lives of all former friends and family who know them to "protect their assets (the rich guy)" by stomping out anyone who could expose them.

>>212017253
so many words to say to the world that you're a misogynist lol

do better, my dude

>>212018236
This, so much.

>>212016700
Big Mac 103, I will never not hear that now

>>212018236
>couldn't refute.
>another liberal uses "misogynist" instead of "sexist" to try to pretend that sexism is male-exclusive

Throw yourself into traffic, please. Women who use their "assets" to get rich without working for it are as old as humanity itself. It's true. Rich men don't marry ugly skanks that smell weird. Deal with it.

>>212018236
Oh my science THIS

>>212016931
that guy was in the unaired season (lost media) of i love money also and supposedly won

>>212015337
The crazy thing is the pooper didn't even get voted off right away

>>212018236

>>212018992
wild how many incels invaded this sub

>>212015732
I didn't miss out on anything. I don't know or care who the fuck pumpkin is and I don't care about some nigger that hadn't been relevant for 20 years.

>>212019578
Updoot3d

>>212014795 (OP)
Kek he was probably the only rockstar shameless and desperate enough to do this shit

>>212016931
Oh you are right about that. I wonder why I always thought it was Daisy of Love.

>>212019578
Liberals are always easy to spot because they never counter-point and refute anything. They just throw out a one-liner that they think is insulting, and storm off thinking they "won" something.

>>212015875
>Music videos
Everyone lost interest When bands and artists stopped making weird/fun music videos to play on these channels like Primus and Tool

>>212018458
When you write something so stupid it isn't worth the time to refute. You are basically arguing that 2+2=6. There is no point in countering statements made invoke anger for a bad faith argument.
Don't bother with your still didnt refute/can't prove me wrong/liberal response.

>>212020113
So refute the fact that there are women who manipulate their way into wealth instead of earning it. I am sure that you're a short fat woman with tats who earns your money by writing "fuck white men" scripts for Disney, But attractive women use their "assets" to take shortcuts to money. It's true no matter how much you scream sexism.

>>212019890
Anon, that post was clearly facetious.

>>212018992
>Elon
>years of hard work
Lol faggots really believe he's an actual contributing engineer.

>>212019890
Pretty sure the guy was joking anon

>>212020478
He's the modern Edison: He invents and develops some, but 95% of his "creativity" is done by a massive army of people doing that job for him in his name

>>212018992
>years of hard work

>>212020567
What has he invented and developed? He just slaps his name on shit he didn't invent. He's listed as the founder of space x and tesla even though they existed before he became involved

>>212015282
>I wish we had these old VH1 dating shows with washed up celebs still.
Not a dating show exactly but The Surreal Life is back

>>212016298
Anon, bitches don't care about any of this.

>>212017253
>Gold-diggers tend to have above-average IQ to manipulate their way in tthe right places to find the right rich men
Not at all and this all sounds like the dumbest rendition of armchair psychology I've ever seen. Trophy wives and golddiggers are the same thing. 'trophy wife' is simply the guy's positive spin on acknowledging that he married someone who is only with him for his money by saying he chose her for her beauty.

>>212019842
Loads of rock and metal guys did VH1 reality shows

>>212018236

>>212014795 (OP)
The hair metal rockery guy is a relic from before the culture wars made him extinct. He's too gay/effeminate for the new masculinity UFC standup comedian crowd. He's too problematic (due to partying and fucking 14 year olds at concerts) for the SJW/woke crowd.

He just had nowhere to go so that's exactly where he went.

>A PIG'S VAGINA!

Bunch of bandanaless virgins in this thread huh? Hating the rock of love because it showed before the pick up artist.

>>212020478
because that's what everybody who has worked for him says