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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 8:12:59 PM No.212016546
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Keanu Reeves said filming intimate scenes in this movie “Knock Knock” wasn’t easy, and described the scenes “very awkward”. Especially because Lorenza Izzo, who played Genesis, was married to director Eli Roth at the time.
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 8:34:41 PM No.212017509
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>>212016546 (OP)
Eli Roth wife left him for a fucking dyk
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 8:48:13 PM No.212018103
>>212016546 (OP)
>marries/divorces Eli Roth
>becomes lesbian

i notice this seems to happen a lot with women who get tangled up with men of high ambition, skill or ideals. a man like that would definitely burn a bitch out to the point where she can't deal with another one
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:09:26 PM No.212019006
>>212017509
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