Thread 212017233 - /tv/ [Archived: 1107 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/26/2025, 8:28:46 PM No.212017233
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How did Zoรซ Saldana become one of the most successful black actresses of our time?
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 8:30:42 PM No.212017327
I hid your thread for being low quality, when I browse the catalog I wanna see lots of good stuff and that means getting rid of this shit so goodbye nigger, I will return to the catalog without your faggot ass on it lol peace
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 8:32:20 PM No.212017398
>>212017233 (OP)
Isnt' the only role she's known for is playing Gamora where she's not a black but instead her skin color is Green?
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 8:33:00 PM No.212017429
>>212017233 (OP)
she honestly is the luckiest person ever or has an amazing agent to be in 3 of the top 5 movies of all time
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 8:33:41 PM No.212017464
>>212017398
For someone like you who only watches "blockbuster" style movies, yes.
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 8:33:50 PM No.212017471
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I like her in Lioness, even though she's not the slightest believable as an elite operator.
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 8:34:06 PM No.212017484
>>212017398
sheโ€™s the main blue chick in avatar also and the Star Trek movies but those obviously arenโ€™t as big
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 8:36:50 PM No.212017603
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>>212017471
I actually liked it too
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 8:36:59 PM No.212017611
>>212017464
I don't
I just know her from that since I don't watch shit movies, sorry

>>212017484
I would have watched Avatar but don't watch shit movies
Also nu-trek isn't Trek so fuck those movies too

I completely get her being popular with zoom-zooms
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 8:39:01 PM No.212017699
>>212017233 (OP)
Consistency. From everything I read, she's not retarded and shows up and reads her lines, that's it.

In an industry like acting and a place like Hollywood, that goes a long way.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 8:39:34 PM No.212017728
>>212017611
Sheโ€™s honestly not even that popular like I said she just has an insanely good agent or is very lucky.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 8:40:19 PM No.212017762
Dominican/Puerto Rican taking the roles black actresses would be afraid to (being painted green)
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 8:48:03 PM No.212018097
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>>212017398
Avatar is a thing. Also she's not black
>>212017603
what do you supposes that's like?
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 8:49:03 PM No.212018136
>>212017603
Elite operator in BWC riding
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:27:45 PM No.212019881
>>212017603
>>212018136
Moar liek SEXOOOperator!
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:48:31 PM No.212020859
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>>212017233 (OP)
She's not black
She literally did blackface
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:49:47 PM No.212020921
>>212020859
Honorary White, as the very least.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:56:51 PM No.212021285
She is Dominican and plays what pays
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:59:09 PM No.212021413
>>212017233 (OP)
>makes people pronounce it "saldanya" since the blm riots
GRIM
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 10:03:09 PM No.212021653
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>>212017603
this activates the neurons
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 10:03:25 PM No.212021669
>>212020859
More like black-tiddies-in-my-face amirite lol haha
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 10:08:39 PM No.212021935
>>212017233 (OP)
she got super lucky with marvel and avatar. as an actress she is unremarkable.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 10:32:40 PM No.212023099
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>>212017233 (OP)
1. Because she's a Boriqua/Dominican black latina, not a hood rat "African-American" Shaniqua.

2. Unironically probably her personality. If people keep calling her to huge projects, that have budgets in the hundreds of millions of dollars, then she must be chill enough to work with, meaning that she's not a drama-queen risk. She's a good actress, but not a generational talent, and yet, she keeps getting the call.


3. Semi-ironically, she's married to a white man. This shows any potential employer that she has a good head on her shoulders and makes wise life decisions.
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 10:55:08 PM No.212024202
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>>212017464
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 10:59:46 PM No.212024391
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>>212017233 (OP)
She cute.
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 11:00:29 PM No.212024424
>>212017233 (OP)
She's not black
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 11:01:46 PM No.212024479
>>212024424
looks pretty black to me
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 11:05:00 PM No.212024620
>>212017233 (OP)
I love Sarah Gadon
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 11:08:11 PM No.212024789
>>212017327
Thank you for solving a captcha to post your blog you deranged faggot.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 11:09:32 PM No.212024855
>>212017603
dang she put on weight in all the right places
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 11:09:43 PM No.212024863
>>212017603
She luvs dem wyt bois
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 11:28:28 PM No.212025737
I bump the thread for she
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 11:30:46 PM No.212025841
>>212017603
fug
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 11:30:52 PM No.212025842
>>212017603
if youre going to go out of your way not to show anything dont bother with the scene at all
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 11:37:35 PM No.212026137
>>212017603
>we need a brown girl to ride on the our white male leadโ€™s pen-
Sir, Miss Saldana is already here and all she asks in payment is that itโ€™s unsimulated
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 11:39:44 PM No.212026259
>>212026137
kek
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 11:40:20 PM No.212026286
>>212017603
now make the same scene but with a petite white woman and black man so i can jerk off to it
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 11:40:43 PM No.212026303
>>212020859
She Dominican, she basically a nigger
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 11:41:25 PM No.212026337
>>212017233 (OP)
>"To start every day with a butt exercise is important," Saldana tells POPSUGAR. Saldana's personal favorite is the glute bridge, a simple move that engages and activates your butt like nothing else. "They're the best," Saldana agrees.

>What inspired her morning glute work? For their anniversary in 2020, Saldana and her husband, Marco Perego, asked each other "the question that you don't want to hear the answer to": "What do you miss about me?" Perego answered, "I like your butt." And Saldana replied, "Then you're going to get that butt back!"

SIICKK
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 11:43:14 PM No.212026410
>>212017233 (OP)
By stealing Samantha Mumba's career
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 11:46:16 PM No.212026531
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>>212026137
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 11:47:41 PM No.212026588
>>212026337
Why did she take the butt away to begin with?
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 11:49:19 PM No.212026654
>>212017603

worthless bedwench
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 11:52:08 PM No.212026766
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>>212026588
To maintain artistic integrity.
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 11:53:11 PM No.212026814
>>212026410
>Samantha Mumba
>Irish singer-songwriter
Wat?
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 11:53:54 PM No.212026847
>>212026814
she was a one hit wonder and then got a part in the Time Machine remake
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 11:57:31 PM No.212027029
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>>212026766
what movie is this from?
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 12:01:51 AM No.212027228
>>212026847
Sounds like there wasnโ€™t much to steal.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 12:02:52 AM No.212027274
>>212027029
Lioness S2E1
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 12:04:24 AM No.212027346
>>212017233 (OP)
Sheโ€™s a grade A bed wench who probably sleeps with directors for roles
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 12:04:31 AM No.212027348
>>212017603
Perfect
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 12:08:20 AM No.212027514
>>212027346
>>212026654
Youโ€™re just mad she caved to not only BWC, but a literal conquistador.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 12:22:21 AM No.212028102
>>212026766
dubs of ass.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 12:24:58 AM No.212028218
>>212026337
>then my butte you shall have.
Baste.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 12:34:36 AM No.212028601
>>212026766
Zoe toots from there
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 12:42:53 AM No.212028962
>>212023099
I like how she married a guy thatโ€™s attractive and didnโ€™t just hop on the first billionaire sleazo she could find, like Dadarrio.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 12:46:19 AM No.212029103
Harvey+Weinstein+Zoe+Saldana+AkElphip6FCm
Harvey+Weinstein+Zoe+Saldana+AkElphip6FCm
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>>212017233 (OP)
the classic way, fucked Harvey and others
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 12:50:26 AM No.212029256
>>212026654
Donโ€™t worry Shaniqua, one day you will find a cute white boy of your own.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 12:54:04 AM No.212029380
Her secret: She's willing to work on a lot of projects.
Most likely it's her own agent, she takes everything that comes her way.
On backstage rumours, she seems really easy to work with.
Not picky on roles + easy to work with + standard performance on every rol (not bad, not great)
It's a great employee on every job on the planet OP
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 12:57:37 AM No.212029522
>>212029103
I donโ€™t think Harvey was into black women.
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 12:57:58 AM No.212029536
>>212017603
>The ass was fat.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 1:08:25 AM No.212030023
>>212029380
>It's a great employee on every job on the planet OP
It reminds me of Nicholas Cage in that one movie where heโ€™s playing himself and heโ€™s complaining about how heโ€™s a hard worker and in any other industry that would be a considered a good thing.
>>212029522
This, /ourgirl/ did it the hard way not the sleazy way.
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 1:16:07 AM No.212030400
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>>212017603
>tfw no cocoa gf
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 1:18:45 AM No.212030515
>>212025842
but that scene is hot af and i'm a porn addict, what..you want her to spread her anus into the camera ? retard
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 1:33:17 AM No.212031130
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 1:35:39 AM No.212031214
>>212017233 (OP)
Luck. Literally all there is to it. Right place at the right time
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 2:05:50 AM No.212032321
>>212031130
Iโ€™m sensing a pattern.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 2:25:47 AM No.212033056
>>212017603
I wish I was white so Zoe would fuck me
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 2:27:50 AM No.212033131
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>>212020859
She cut her nose, then she put on a nose that looked like her old nose
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 2:30:23 AM No.212033199
>>212017233 (OP)
Like Halle, she fed off the energy of BWC
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 2:31:09 AM No.212033223
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>>212017233 (OP)
Because she knows her place like every good black woman should.
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 2:33:41 AM No.212033311
>>212017233 (OP)
I don't know.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 2:43:14 AM No.212033629
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 2:44:56 AM No.212033699
She's a massive libtard cunt
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 2:45:43 AM No.212033729
>>212017233 (OP)
She was great in Lioness and Scandal, though the latter lost a lot of its charm after her dad and his syndicate became a more central part of the show.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 2:47:14 AM No.212033781
>>212027346
Since when did we hate that? Things were better when guys like Harvey were swinging their dicks around in Hollywood.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 2:48:02 AM No.212033804
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>>212033629
>white cheddar
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 2:50:01 AM No.212033864
>>212023099
non-digusting, dry, steel wool black hair. based.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 2:50:53 AM No.212033889
harvey zoe saldana
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>>212029522
>>212030023
nope, just another harvested whore
Replies: >>212036234
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 2:52:42 AM No.212033953
>>212029522
He likes the milk chocolate like Zendaya and Zoe
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 3:20:07 AM No.212034834
how the hell is she in so many billion dollar franchises? it's quite baffling. almost like a lucky charme.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 3:25:34 AM No.212035017
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 3:30:56 AM No.212035205
>>212017603
Imagine being her husband and watching that
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 3:30:59 AM No.212035208
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>>212033223
>she knows her place like every good black woman should.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 3:33:30 AM No.212035303
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 3:34:14 AM No.212035330
>>212035017
New Yorkers are rattled by rats? I thought they outnumbered people and swarmed over their trash piles?
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 3:34:30 AM No.212035338
>>212017233 (OP)
Based
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 3:39:46 AM No.212035496
>>212017429
or maybe she's a talented actress and auditions for roles she think will be massive, and also doesn't take the lump sum payment but a %
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 3:41:54 AM No.212035566
>>212017429
Name 6
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 3:43:50 AM No.212035631
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>>212017429
>the top 5 movies of all time
Replies: >>212040061
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 3:44:02 AM No.212035636
>>212035496
She picks roles based on the size of the lead's BWC.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 3:52:30 AM No.212035912
>>212017233 (OP)
The same way they all do it: by sitting on lots of dicks.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 3:53:31 AM No.212035939
>>212017398
She was also the fugly woman in PENIS TO VAGINAAAAAAA
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 4:02:32 AM No.212036234
>>212033889
This is the same picture you ass
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 4:04:46 AM No.212036306
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>>212026654
seething tyrone
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 4:06:47 AM No.212036368
>>212026766
she probably had turds in her butt when this scene was filmed
Replies: >>212037326 >>212044280
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 4:11:03 AM No.212036514
>>212028601
black girl buttholes look like horse buttholes when they fart. it's weird.
>t. grew up on a farm and around a lot of farm equipment
Replies: >>212037340
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 4:21:07 AM No.212036865
I fucking love afro-latinas
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 4:25:32 AM No.212037029
>>212017603
why does like BWC so much..
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 4:33:57 AM No.212037326
>>212036368
What the fuck is wrong with you?
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 4:34:18 AM No.212037340
>>212036514
>Farm equipment
Horses or niggers?
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 5:46:59 AM No.212039807
Massalovesme
Massalovesme
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Please bros tie me down. The urge to race mix is strong and the flesh is weak...

Now i know why my grandpappy used to say "you ain't a man till ya split some dark oak boy!!!"
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 5:53:01 AM No.212040001
>>212031130
>bizarro world Kardashians
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 5:54:45 AM No.212040061
>>212035631
by box office gross obviously
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 5:56:32 AM No.212040133
>>212017233 (OP)
sucked the right dicks. people can cope and come up with whatever head canon they want but that's how 99.99% of actresses make it and is the most likely reason for her career as well.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 6:52:51 AM No.212042020
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 7:45:14 AM No.212044280
>>212036368
fuck of incel, it's not our fault.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 8:04:10 AM No.212045024
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>>212042020
>175 days till Avatar: Fire and Ash
Replies: >>212045140
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 8:06:44 AM No.212045140
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>>212045024
we've never been closer bros
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 8:07:29 AM No.212045169
>>212017233 (OP)
What do you mean?
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 8:15:00 AM No.212045484
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>>212017471
>she's not the slightest believable as an elite operator.

What about as a clever and ruthless cartel hit woman?
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 8:35:48 AM No.212046167
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>>212017603
CHOCOLATE
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 8:42:36 AM No.212046380
zoes
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Replies: >>212046478 >>212054957
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 8:45:09 AM No.212046459
>>212017327
>when I browse the catalog I wanna see lots of good stuff
Then why are you on /tv/?
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 8:45:42 AM No.212046478
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md5: ad8cf180589d4f7dc2c7285fc649caa9๐Ÿ”
>>212046380
Also in Pirates. I think Zendaya trying to beat her
Replies: >>212046959
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 9:01:38 AM No.212046959
>>212046478
the difference is that Zoe is hot and can act
Replies: >>212049077
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 9:09:05 AM No.212047143
>>212026337
I see what you do for others God, what the fuck did I do in a previous life?
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 9:48:21 AM No.212048029
Zoe_Sisters
Zoe_Sisters
md5: f51c9a743f2de79aaf9e16d4e23aa2de๐Ÿ”
>>212026654
>Saldaรฑa
>รฑ
Don't worry Jamal, she's not one of yours to begin with
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 9:50:45 AM No.212048076
>>212017233 (OP)
She took all the pros from black and white and none of the cons.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 9:53:30 AM No.212048120
>>212023099
Damn, those kids have won genetic lottery.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 9:58:19 AM No.212048216
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md5: 34883095dc0357d2b309d2a63aea9152๐Ÿ”
I've been craving chocolate more and more the last few years. It gets more and more intense.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 10:34:19 AM No.212049077
Zendaya and Zoe Saldana with Timothee Chalamet
Zendaya and Zoe Saldana with Timothee Chalamet
md5: 05c529425d82765fbdba298f1a597904๐Ÿ”
>>212046959
>the difference is that Zoe is hot and can act
Zendaya is more beautiful thoughbeit
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 11:56:42 AM No.212050836
>>212024202
Peak Zoe
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 12:27:12 PM No.212051364
>>212031130
The Lipstick Alley reactions to this pic were absolutely marvelous.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 1:17:44 PM No.212052250
>>212017233 (OP)
Shes only half black does that even count
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 1:23:55 PM No.212052360
zoe-saldana-parents-1-593290f570fd4baf9c86b9f3228dce5a
Her dad was definitely a mulatto, looks like Alexandre Dumas, kek. Mom looks like a mix of all ,Spanish, Native and Black.
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 1:29:22 PM No.212052457
>>212052360
Sometimes two wrongs do make a right.
Replies: >>212052595
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 1:37:23 PM No.212052595
>>212052457
lmao
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 1:40:03 PM No.212052644
Wait this isnt Thandi Newton.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 2:09:24 PM No.212053197
tenor
tenor
md5: a23f4e670456d244b8072ec7cba78ade๐Ÿ”
>>212024391
She is turtley enough for the turtle club
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 3:26:47 PM No.212054957
>>212046380
Big Zoe > all other Zoes
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 3:28:35 PM No.212054999
>>212035205
>honey it's acting teehee
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 3:46:51 PM No.212055465
>>212017233 (OP)
>we'll need to hire a black actress for our lead role
>okay sir, who do you have in mind?
>we need someone who will be fierce and beautiful, to pair nicely to the male lead
>and who'll be the male lead
>someone whi-
>Sir, Zoe's already got him in an amazon mating position in the makeup room
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 3:56:27 PM No.212055748
1683089772482671
1683089772482671
md5: 86e3a3a0342c0d6868a750011534dcbf๐Ÿ”
>>212026337
>didn't get pissy and ruin the mood for the rest of the night and then start saying "I'm fine! I'm fine! Do I look upset? I'm literally not upset?" in an agitated high pitched voice when you try to explain yourself
I can't even imagine it
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 3:59:04 PM No.212055822
nnd84u2ey0s11[1]
nnd84u2ey0s11[1]
md5: 1f164a0e19722365fccb744511df5823๐Ÿ”
>>212026337
>"Then you're going to get that butt back!"
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 4:37:39 PM No.212056885
>>212052360
Her and her mom have the same face. I could see Zoe looking like that if she pigged out
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 4:44:07 PM No.212057069
>>212026337
A brown woman who wants to keep her BWC.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 4:51:51 PM No.212057294
1743530492470701
1743530492470701
md5: 6c3cedfb003b92b8bd397e5857ea1ba8๐Ÿ”
She's very pretty, and I cannot forget how she awkwardly danced in that romantic scene in the first gog. Absolute fucking heartbreaker, reminded me of dumb and sweet courting when I was a teen.

>>212026337
incredible
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 5:03:55 PM No.212057614
>>212023099
>1. Because she's a Boriqua/Dominican black latina, not a hood rat "African-American" Shaniqua.
She's from fucking Passaic NJ, she's not from some sleepy mountain village in dr