The Little Mermaid (1989)

>>212020616 (OP)
If she's 14 I'm a pedo

>>212020699
No you are not. Teenagers are not children.

>>212020616 (OP)

>>212020699
No sweat, she's 15.

If she's the little mermaid then who's the big mermaid

>>212020784
Her six older sisters. Did you even watch the movie?

It was Disney returning to a format that they had avoided since Sleeping Beauty in 1959, 30 years before

>>212020616 (OP)
It would have been better if she fell right on sabastian and he just got sucked right up in there.

>>212022764
sebastian is the crab right? better yet, fall on the fish and get himself squezed in lol.

>>212020616 (OP)
I got this on vhs for my sixth birthday. Good times.

>>212023974
bit queer wouldn' you say

It's really upsetting to me that there's so many guys, even here on 4chan, who managed to have sex when they were teenagers - with teenage girls, no less. Like what the fuck am I supposed to do, I can't do it now that I'm an adult!

>>212023974
while I got the 101 Dalmatians VHS...
piece of shit movie.

>>212025204
obvious irrelevant honeypot bot post is obvious

When I was a little kid I was in love with her

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>>212020978
This is far to sexual. She's unrealistic too. It should be a plain faced person, not neccissarily a woman, and none of this cutesy emotive stuff. Just sassy to the point of obnoxious, confident to the point of arrogance and quick witted to the point of snarky. This is what modern audiences want to see.

>>212020699
*hebe