Thread 212024817 - /tv/ [Archived: 993 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/26/2025, 11:08:40 PM No.212024817
superflop
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It's ANOTHER
>tech bro that is supposed to be a villain somehow
episode
Hard, hard pass. I hated when Jurassic Park: Dominion decided to make the entire fucking movie about Tim Cook and bugs, and this looks like exactly the same shit.
>hey AUDIENCE what if the BAD GUYS were "tech bros" (never jews)
Fuck you. To whoever wrote this, go fuck yourself.
James Gunn: go fuck yourself.
What a big fucking waste of time and money, and talent too. All these actors wasting time playing these stupid fucking roles that NO ONE IN THE FUCKING WORLD COULD MAKE GOOD.
You could have prime Marlon Brando/Sean Connery/Harrison Ford and these fucking lame characters would still be lame as fuck.
God DAMN am I FUCKING TIRED of "smug tech bro".
>b-but tech bros are super totally smug
Yeah that's the VILLAIN of your SUPERHERO story, a dude who is smug. His power? Being a smug cunt and smugging in front of a literal god. Just show superman punching him to death. He's not a threat. What the fuck is wrong with these cunts making this shit?
They try to do this with Bond villains too and it's always the WORST of the series. Quantum of Solace, Tomorrow Never Dies, etc.: some smug cunt who's only capability is being smug and having plot armor.
Fuck off and fuck you if you like this pigslop.
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 11:13:30 PM No.212025053
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>>212024817 (OP)
Jesus christ jeet
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 11:17:04 PM No.212025221
>>212025053
I'm going to have to fuck your nonexistent wife because of your niggerlicious comment anon. If you go out of pocket again and call a white man that in real life, I will slap the taste out of your mouth. I will slap you so hard your children will be born with a genetic condition that causes pain in their cheeks.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 11:45:07 PM No.212026490
I'm not reading any of that
cope
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 11:54:03 PM No.212026853
"Tech bro" is a gendered pejorative born from a seething Longhouse mentality. It's directed at a specific class of men who have escaped the stifling embrace of the all-consuming feminine scylla.

Tech-bros embody an aloof Nietzschean transcendence over the social games and amorphous non-hierarchal chaos of the Longhouse. Via their grasp of sciences which seem as obscure as magic to the uninitiated, something so notoriously difficult for the female archetypal mind to grasp that all the "women" who do invariably have names like Lilith and Sophie, they are inordinately successful. Through their wealth and indispensability to modern capitalist society, they have achieved a status which does not match the prerendered hindbrain "wanna fuck" preconceptions which lead to 50% of bonobos (the Longhouse species) sharing the same father. The result is a profound cognitive dissonance manifesting in sheer outrage by an egalitarian Longhouse which cannot tolerate yet cannot turn away from those men it subliminally desires to impregnate them.

Likewise, their behavior is a retrograde atavistic form of masculinity all the more offensive for coming from such stereotypically average looking blokes. They make dirty jokes, they fund transgressive causes, they are loud and brash, and they are a boys club par excellence. They name their companies after nerdy things that would be social suicide to bring up in any Longhouse saturated environ, like 'Palantir' and 'Anduril'. Their ethos is unapologetically hierarchical, the modern echo of medieval nobles, Roman consuls, Mongol warlords, and the masculine Chimpanzee. And the richest among them father a myriad of children on as many women in an echo of traditional masculine privilege going back into the primate days of Homo sapiens, in defiance of two-faced Longhouse "everyone has a soulmate!" pablum.

And they do it all with a cheeky smile and a "hey bro wassup."
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 11:55:07 PM No.212026912
>>212024817 (OP)
Tech bros are the most evil force in the world and should be demonized at every turn
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 12:43:30 AM No.212028997
>>212026490
Because you can't read.
"reading" isn't just skimming 10 or less words so you can make a dumbass reply.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 12:46:07 AM No.212029097
>>212026853
Excellent take.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 1:06:35 AM No.212029945
>>212026853
Gunn I know you read this board pls make Luther give a speech like this in the film
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 1:13:46 AM No.212030292
>>212029945
Agreed with this anon you can save it.
Lex shouldn't be a pussy.
(they ALWAYS write him as a pussy for some reason)
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 1:16:02 AM No.212030397
>>212024817 (OP)
>"tech bros" (never jews)
Because they're synonymous
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 2:16:32 AM No.212032718
The Mechanical Monsters 1941
The Mechanical Monsters 1941
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Should Superman fight a tech bro? Or should he fight tech?