Thread 212028490 - /tv/ [Archived: 1134 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/27/2025, 12:31:38 AM No.212028490
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Which version did you watch?
And what would you do if you had her powers?
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 12:32:24 AM No.212028516
now this is epic
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 12:33:30 AM No.212028558
WOT IF UR TELLY SHOW WOZ DIFFRENT?
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 12:34:22 AM No.212028592
so fucking embarrassing
people who work in the media should be put in labor camps
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 12:35:03 AM No.212028622
>>212028490 (OP)
Viewers?
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 12:35:13 AM No.212028628
>>212028490 (OP)
I've never watched a single episode of the show and probably never will unless anyone can convince me otherwise
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 12:36:32 AM No.212028684
>>212028628
Watch a single episode of Black Mirror™. I DARE you.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 12:37:04 AM No.212028696
WOT IF UR SOCK WAS LIKE UR FACE INNIT
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 12:37:21 AM No.212028705
I hate that normies think this show is better than the Twilight Zone.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 12:38:33 AM No.212028755
>>212028490 (OP)
Whoa this is literally Endless Eight… Zased…
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 12:39:22 AM No.212028801
>>212028490 (OP)
Didn't watch. How about that? Faggot.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 12:40:32 AM No.212028856
>>212028490 (OP)
here's your corporate mandated safe-experimental program, anon. eat up!
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 12:41:12 AM No.212028885
>>212028490 (OP)
What's the difference between the two?
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 12:42:15 AM No.212028930
What if gay niggers
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 12:43:09 AM No.212028982
Barnies
Barnies
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>>212028490 (OP)
the trick involves the name of the restaurant on the guy's hat in the beginning of the show. Bernie's or Barnies.

later in the show, she swears it was Barnies, but everyone else says duh, it's always been Bernie's. leaving the viewer wondering which one they remember seeing

in essence, putting the audience "in" the episode in a fun way (mine said Barnies like she remembered, I did not know about the trick before I watched it)

there. I saved you the trouble of looking it up
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 12:44:36 AM No.212029042
>>212028490 (OP)
this show is gay, the only fun episode is the one where the bitch is running from the robot dog and there's no dialogue
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 12:44:55 AM No.212029051
bryce-dallas-howard
bryce-dallas-howard
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>>212028885
One episode shows a white woman getting bred by a 9inch BBC, and one with a 10inch BBC
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 12:48:15 AM No.212029169
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MOVIES-Black-Mirror-Bryce-Dallas-Howard-061417
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>>212028628
Watch for she
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 12:49:16 AM No.212029204
>>212028592
What did they do wrong?
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 12:50:19 AM No.212029248
>>212028982
There is no way I was going to look this shit up, but thanks.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 12:51:29 AM No.212029289
>>212028982
Anon, you're just explaining the normal episode. They explain all of that IN the episode near the end. There are two different versions of the episode, which one did you watch?
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 12:52:27 AM No.212029322
>>212029204
Being oversocialized degenerates who spread propaganda and produce media slop that just fuck people's minds.
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 12:52:30 AM No.212029324
>>212029042
That's the worst episode actually thoughsir
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 12:53:20 AM No.212029357
wot if ur homie was a cute girl in a vidya game, wot then uh? you gonna snog 'im?
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 12:53:30 AM No.212029360
>>212029322
How is reporting the news over-socializing anyone?
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 12:53:37 AM No.212029366
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>>212028490 (OP)
Neither
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 12:54:49 AM No.212029419
>>212029289
the only difference is that hat. the rest of the episode is the same

so you can be like "I remember it was BARNIES, too!" or "No.... uh, it was BERNIE'S..." either way, it makes you kind-of included.
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 12:57:34 AM No.212029519
>>212029360
There's an alarmingly large amount of the population who's lives are so dull, so sad and empty that social media and politics and news are the only thing keeping them from losing it. So they numb themselves with overconsumption of those three to fill the void of their lives and you get oversocialized NPC's brimming with desperation, despair, malice and hatred they feel inside projected outward. An entire army of bot-like people who the media control.
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 1:00:00 AM No.212029630
>>212029519
I only care about local news and there's definitely a serial killer about
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 1:03:23 AM No.212029786
>>212028490 (OP)
holyshit
i watched the version where black woman wins

is there one with a good ending?
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 1:07:03 AM No.212029967
>>212029051
The best episodes shows two black bois getting zesty when they play vr games.
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 1:08:42 AM No.212030035
4480
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>>212029630
Are you going to catch him?
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 1:10:32 AM No.212030135
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>>212029051
>>212029967
>they only remember black boys banging
Faggots
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 1:11:34 AM No.212030187
>>212029519
But no one's being preyed upon here
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 1:21:36 AM No.212030622
>>212029357
Wouldn't you?
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 1:31:01 AM No.212031022
Mantis Black Mirror
Mantis Black Mirror
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>>212029967
>>212030135
>>212030622
that episode was such BS full of massive plot holes

they used the same characters always? they would for certain have picked different characters. and tried lots of them

if THEY did it, be certain everyone else would, too. they mention other players, but I'm talking EVERYONE would try anonymous, consequence-free, fully-safe sex. there would be a revolution subculture of deviant sex people online. the world would "know" about it, there would be no lame sneaking around with it

I say this sarcastically but... the whole episode was obviously manufactured to get New Captain America to kiss a dude. (oh so powerful! media moment)

almost worth it because Mantis was so hot in that episode though.
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 1:33:48 AM No.212031145
>>212028490 (OP)
This article was written by the Black Beast? Sounds gay.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 1:35:58 AM No.212031228
>>212029324
Really? You thought the tense horror story was the worst episode? I would ask what you feel is the best one but I really don't care because you're going to be wrong.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 1:37:20 AM No.212031279
>>212028490 (OP)
I mean this is actually pretty funny, but black mirror still sucks so I know they somehow ruined this idea.
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 1:38:27 AM No.212031319
WOT IF YA WOTCH SUMTHIN ROIT? AND LIKE ANODA PERSON WOTCH LIKE A SAME FING BUT ETS A BIT DISSIMILA?

MAD INNIT?
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 1:39:32 AM No.212031365
Neither
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 1:39:49 AM No.212031378
>>212028982
That's pretty pointless. Nobody's gonna stop halfway through the episode and discuss with others before the twist is revealed. And the reveal is that the universe itself is being changed so it should have been Barnies at the start before it got changed.
It's pure writer wank just to say they did it.

I thought it was going to be something substantive to trigger a debate between two audiences who saw different things without realizing it.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 1:40:44 AM No.212031412
>>212031022
>that episode was such BS full of massive plot holes
>they used the same characters always
Lol fucking brainlet. Learn what a plot hole is
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 1:42:16 AM No.212031466
>>212031279
The newest season is more of a return to the original show and it's good
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 1:42:17 AM No.212031467
>>212029419
Why would you remember what the hat said either way?
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 1:43:17 AM No.212031505
>>212031319
>>212031365
You said that already
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 1:43:37 AM No.212031514
>>212029169
>BDH in leggins
>Alice Eve doing yoga in full view of the camera
whoever did the camera work for this one was kind to the coomers
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 1:47:08 AM No.212031648
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>>212031514
Imagine being in the same room with these two
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 2:00:51 AM No.212032162
>>212029967
a total mind fuck because technically one of them is still straight

also, it reveals muscled blacks want to be slender asians on a subconscious level
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 2:03:19 AM No.212032234
>>212032162
>also, it reveals
You guys really take everything you see on tv as the gospel truth? lol
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 2:05:12 AM No.212032299
>>212028490 (OP)
It doesn't work if you tell them uh
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 2:06:01 AM No.212032329
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>>212032234
Did you listen to Kanye West new banger?
he confesses to sucking his cousin's dick


all homies are down low homies
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 2:08:56 AM No.212032427
>>212028628
Easy to get in since the episodes are not connected to each other, just read the premise for each episode and watch the ones you reckon are interesting. There isn't many stinkers desu, most of the episodes range from meh to good I'd say. That being said, I didn't watch the latest season as I don't have a Netflix sub for a while now
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 2:20:49 AM No.212032879
>>212031467
it was oddly zoomed-in on, for a moment. it's not like they told you to look at it, exactly. it was subtle.

when it was brought up later in the episode, and everyone was arguing over what it should say, you remembered they oddly zoomed-in earlier.

honestly it was kinda fun in a weird way, even more so knowing now they might have switched it
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 2:25:25 AM No.212033048
>>212032329
Tariq always knew the secrets of the negro
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 2:40:26 AM No.212033522
>>212028982
>there. I saved you the trouble of looking it up
This is all I was looking for after OP. Thanks.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 2:44:50 AM No.212033693
>>212028628
I only watched the british ones, they're only good because of how retarded they are
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 2:49:27 AM No.212033849
>>212031412
low iq leech comment
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 2:51:08 AM No.212033894
show peaked at wot if fuck pig
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 2:52:00 AM No.212033930
>>212028490 (OP)
Clue movie did it better
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 3:00:09 AM No.212034189
>>212033849
You're wrong and you mad
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 3:03:11 AM No.212034269
>>212028628
the first episode is funny
they try to make a guy fuck a pig to save a life
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 3:06:18 AM No.212034364
>>212034189
I'm a third party observer, and while anon's slack use of the term plot hole is annoying, it's nothing compared to dimwits like you who chime in trying to sound smart. Go back to the yt comment section, dummy.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 3:11:47 AM No.212034554
>>212028982
>leaving the viewer wondering which one they remember seeing
female writers think i gave enough shit about clothing to even notice a fictional brand a side character is wearing
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 3:17:45 AM No.212034759
this season was so boring i forgot to watch the other episodes
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 3:21:19 AM No.212034881
>>212028628
First episode is actually quality television. The revealed perpetrator is dumb and should have been left to the imagination thoughbeit. The bike episode is also great.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 3:51:06 AM No.212035868
>>212029519
jump off a bridge then. no seriously, actually go find a bridge and just do a backflip right off it. i hate people like you. you have this fucking arrogance about you and you make yourself seem like your shit doesn’t stink because you “tapped into the heckin matrix and figured it all out” when in reality, you’re an insecure faggot loser. i can almost guarantee you have no family or friends that give a fuck about you. i know for a fucking fact you don’t have a chick. from what you’re saying, you’re clearly depressed. so just kill yourself.
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 5:07:21 AM No.212038387
>>212035868
from what you’re saying, you’re clearly depressed.