Why are people calling it "Jurassic Girlboss"? - /tv/ (#212028650) [Archived: 881 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/27/2025, 12:35:56 AM No.212028650
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 12:37:06 AM No.212028697
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>>212028650 (OP)
Girls are icky!
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 12:37:38 AM No.212028719
>>212028650 (OP)
I dunno but I love big tities, fat girls skinny girls I just luv big boobies and scarjo has them
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 12:41:12 AM No.212028886
>>212028650 (OP)

I am going to see it for sweaty, heaving Scarlett Johansson and not regret it
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 12:41:58 AM No.212028920
>>212028650 (OP)
i'm gonna pass on jurassic woke
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 12:49:50 AM No.212029228
>>212028650 (OP)
The World saga was based on a badass guy and a bitchy chick with fat jugs, you can't just change the protag in the fourth installment without a full rebrand, and faith on the franchise is at an all time low after how shit the previous two movies were.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 12:52:19 AM No.212029316
>>212028697
Holy shit, i can see it!!!!
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 1:05:52 AM No.212029911
>>212028650 (OP)
Gareth Edwards is the modern Spielberg when it comes to visual framing.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 1:09:28 AM No.212030079
>>212028650 (OP)
She's literally larger than the T-Rex on the cover. That's why.
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 1:12:13 AM No.212030221
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>>212030079
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 2:33:35 AM No.212033307
>>212028650 (OP)
Julianne Moore and Tea Leoni's characters are the only well written women in this franchise because they're both retarded, just like real women.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 2:34:07 AM No.212033325
>>212028650 (OP)
I have never seen anyone call it that until you just now.
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 2:34:45 AM No.212033346
>>212028650 (OP)
Julianne Moore and Tea Leoni's characters are the only well written women in this franchise because they're both useless and retarded, just like real women.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 3:58:18 AM No.212036087
>>212033325
The outrage youtubers from Midnight's Edge and such call it that. Of course well in advance they said the movie will underperform because of a woman is in it.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 4:53:48 AM No.212037960
>>212028719
>>212028886
they gave you the best tit shot of the movie in the trailer. see OP's poster as well as >>212030221 and note that they compeltely hide that she even has tits. this raspy-voiced postwall jewess does not deliver.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 5:45:34 AM No.212039761
>>212028650 (OP)
I haven't seen the previews but the poster(s) turns me off. She's holding a "gun" but look closer and just see it's a fancy hyperdermic needle.

Non violence is so fucking GAY.
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 6:27:32 AM No.212041148
>>212039761
I wish these faggots would realize that they show too much, and everything they do show looks fucking cringe as hell.
Look at all three of the OG Jurassic Park posters in comparison.
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 6:46:15 AM No.212041743
>>212041148
The studio is in charge of marketing, which includes trailers and posters. That's why some most trailers are spoiler heavy.