what did he mean by this?

>>212030356 (OP)
>I'm not a faggot but I'm in Hollywood so I have to act like it's ok.

>>212030356 (OP)
>missed

dude pretending like he didnt suck jewish cock to get wheres hes at today

>>212030356 (OP)
>Brad's response to Dax Shepard's lame gay joke
>look how they aggregated my boy
A-listers should not do podcasts. I think Brad's team can sense this F1 bomb incoming though so they are desperate for promotion.

>>212030356 (OP)
experimenting is something you do in HS, or college ages at the latest. past that there is no "experimenting". this is a pretty well known thing.

kek nigga got robbed

>>212030356 (OP)
>what did he mean by this?

I guess he's saying he wasn't molested as a child.

>>212030356 (OP)
I'm going to go out on a limb and assume he said it as a joke.

>>212030356 (OP)
haha yeah sure
>ladies I am still not gay

>>212031390
>Los Feliz

deserved it for living near poors

>>212030356 (OP)
What window is that exactly, before your ass hair grows in?

>>212030356 (OP)
Datalounge swears he was kept by some rich powerful person when he first arrived. His breakout role was literally being a hot piece of ass for "female gaze"

>>212031612
probably early twenties at the latest.

>>212031612
I didnt start noticing my ass hair until my early 30s

>>212030356 (OP)
Dudes experiment in their late teens and early 20s.

>>212030356 (OP)
It means he grew up and realized that sex isn't everything and homosexuality is retarded

>>212030356 (OP)
Old fags are gross as fuck and he doesn't want to be one.

>>212031268
>experimenting is something you do in HS, or college

>>212030356 (OP)
>what did he mean by this?
"you aint fagcasting me kikes also fuck you for what you did to my daughter"

>>212030356 (OP)
He wasn't home (out doing F1 promotion) when the burglars went through his window.

>>212030356 (OP)
It means he wanted to be a bottom but now he's just a gay bear.

>>212032523
where in my post did i state i specifically experimented mr ESL, i did not. it's just a well known thing everyone knows. if you don't experiment by then you just don't at all. if the urge to do gay shit didn't compel you to do gay shit during your youth at your horniest chances are you are not gay.

>>212030356 (OP)
it's never too late, Brad.

>>212035002
Hope he sees this.

>>212030356 (OP)
Old school Hollywood insider here. Brad Pitt is lying his ass off here. It is well known Pitt traded his asshole and mouth for multiple roles early in his career and for all of us high brow liberal ways, is full of anti-gay hatred for the well connected casting agents and directors he had to suck off and let fuck him in the ass to get those early movie roles of his. See also George Clooney and Damon/Affleck for others who let men fuck them for movie and TV gigs early in their careers

the first time i sucked dick i was 29
it's never too late to have fun

I'm a bit of a fag but imo you can never come back from a gay experience. You can fuck women all you want but you still crossed that line.

Braddu Pittu should've fucked Bruce Lee in the ass.

>>212037359
why are you gay?

>>212037475
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/8jUXLV3FunA

>>212037584
>sucking cock
>gay

I couldn't even get it up when she wanted to suck my dick. My standing there and her acting like the way she is. If she didn't want to suck my dick all the time then it's just a forced act, not for real pleasure. Makes me go soft.

>>212030356 (OP)
He fucked ted

>>212038169
What the fuck is that webm?

>>212031825
All old gays are gross. Messing around when you're young is fine, but you should grow out of that phase and build a normal family.

>>212030356 (OP)
that window is when you're a boy coming of age

>>212031268
There's no experimenting like that period. Its a show and movie statement. If you 'experiment' with a guy you are gay. Its that simple.

>>212031268
there's that south park episode where two of the dad blow each other
it's a cautionary tale. do this shit on grindr with a stranger, preferably in another town, county, or state, and swallow the shame.

>>212038169
intense shit
women are so intense

>>212031462
/thread

>>212039251
honestly the guy in the high school friend group who was afraid to do “gay” shit was always the one who actually ended up being gay because he was worried we would all figure it out

>>212040118
i hung out with some nerdy guys but they never offered to suck my dick, or have me suck their dicks. it was a major letdown.
however the guy who socialized with me did lend me his copy of Star Ocean 2, a game i'm glad to have discovered.

>>212040184
I jerked off with my friend in early high school and it messed me up confidence-wise cause he genuinely had a dick bigger than most pornstars and I was barely in puberty

>>212037617
>sucking cock
>gay

Plastic Faced woman in that clip.
Reminds me of someone.

Superman TAS Toyman's origin
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Drtib4Y-gZE

>>212037475
Tf does that mean

>>212031268
this horseshit about experimenting with sexuality isn't real. Unless you're a drooling retard and aren't honest with yourself, you know what makes you're dick hard when you see it.

>>212040701
Maybe, but maybe you don’t? Just let me fuck you in the ass so you can be sure.

>>212040701
>this horseshit about experimenting with sexuality isn't real.
when you're horny and young an experimenting phase can be forgiven because your hormones are out of control. past early adulthood though it's harder to forgive and forget if you do or did gay shit on the down-low. there's less going on as a dumb teen.

>>212039170
Men without the constraints of family and kids tend to get into increasingly weird shit. Gee.

>>212040853
plenty of family men suck cock secretly don't kid yourself.

>>212030356 (OP)
it's more gay to not have gay sex and say you're not gay, than to have had gay sex and dislike it

>>212040882
Sucking cock on the dl is leagues different than 2 men in a long term relationship getting killed by their Colombia hookup after extreme sex

>>212037475
i really don't get this maximalist viewpoint. as far as i'm concerned sexual orientation is more about identity than anything, if you want to make it part of your identity thats on you. i don't want to be defined by who i have sex with. attempts to impose a label should be resisted.
i'd say im straight for simplicities sake, but truthfully i am not interested in romance anymore.

>>212041055
all gay acts are equally icky.

>>212030356 (OP)
>F1 is a smash hit at the box office
>no one giving a single shit about the false allegations levied against Pitt
>this thread pops up
CRY MOAR LOL

>>212041092
it's not rocket science. if you do gay shit you're gay or bi. you have to actually do the physical act though.

>>212041094
it's just a dick suck. i think sodomy is on a whole other level and i am not comfortable with that. i don't want to do it and i sure as fuck don't want it done to me.
maybe i'm oldschool but that feels like sexual humiliation.

>>212032707
Nigga u gay

>>212041158
Yeah anal even with women simply isn't right.

>>212041158
being sexually submissive is inherently kind of humiliating. it's why being a sexually submissive straight man is cursed.

>>212030426

>>212041239
that would imply i did gay sexual acts with a man. i did not and have zero desire to. i also wouldn't be a wizard if i was gay.

>>212041244
i don't understand the appeal, it's unfortunate how large a share of the pornography market is anal. sometimes it seems like half. good lord there is a lot.
it's just not something i can see myself doing, with guys or girls. it's nasty. i might rim someone with prep time, but even that skeevs me out, idk. buttholes are nasty.

>>212040992
I tell people that too so they have sex with me.

>>212031268
>experimenting
no straight man will think about this let alone do this. only chicks do this if youre a fag youre a fag.

>>212039251
I fucked a cute blond Polish trap in college. We were watching a movie, drunk and he just starts tellng me that he's wearing panties, and wants to suck my dick. I'm not gay but I pounded his ass as hard an irishman beats his wife and nutting all over his face.

>>212041625
did he suck your dick though

>>212041826
A little, I’m not selfish.

>>212041959
that's good, still you committed anal sodomy, clearly an offense in the eyes of God, if he exists. just sayin'.

>>212042034
Oral is also sodomy. Anything that can’t result in a child is sodomy. Including thigh sex which is fucking bullshit.

>>212042122
yeah that definition doesn't make sense. you need to put ass-fucking in it's own category, it's uniquely deranged. thigh-fucking is so safe the family can do it.

>>212042174
I don’t make the rules.

>>212031062
The man whose name is a synonym for handsome.

>>212030356 (OP)
do you think brad pitt has ever had to handle his own cock
surely his entire life, his transcendent beauty has insured a long line of people willing to handle his penis for him.

>>212042365
Nah once you fuck enough, jacking off some how becomes king

>>212041239
Bot post.

>>212042365
Not if I could help it.

>>212031268
Some straight chicks “experiment” and even that’s not really as common as people act like it is
Straight guys don’t experiment, those are called faggots

>>212030356 (OP)
He means he has hemorrhoids.

>>212030356 (OP)
He didn't miss it.

>>212031268
>>212040846
>experimenting is something you do in HS, or college ages at the latest.
>when you're horny and young an experimenting phase can be forgiven because your hormones are out of control.
its always wrong

>>212045904
Then why does it feel so much like I have to take a shit?. Checkmate, theist.

>>212031268
>actually thinking like this
Nigga, you gay.
You gay, nigga.

>>212031268
Kek at these responses from closeted homos. No straight person thinks someone is gay for experimenting, you’re just in denial of some repressed sexual desires. I’ll make it simple for you. Gay = being only attracted to the same sex. Anything else outside of that is not gay, no matter how bad you want it to be so you can feel better about your homosexuality.

>>212041141
>you have to actually do the physical act though
No you don’t. That would mean every virgin is neither gay nor straight? The shit you retards say.

>>212047590
>suck dick
>get called a fag
>>n-no ur the fag! i know you are gay in y-your mind! you don't do gay shit because you're secretly gay!
thanks for the chuckle anon. been a hot minute since i saw this retarded argument shat out of someones cock holster.

>>212031462
No self respecting man would do gay shit unless they were faggots. What is this experimental shit? Fuck off.

>>212030356 (OP)
Did he miss it as "didn't make it in time/didn't fit in"
or
"Oh, I miss those times when I was into gay shit"?