>"You're free to leave"

How do you leave without getting jumped by the cops?

Check the fridge. Make a meal. Nigga, I'm a chef

Go to the bathroom (top floor, less likely to be bugged), call the police claiming there's a scary shootout at a nearby gas station and hope the cops get called in.

>>212032528 (OP)
>I just came here to get something to eat!

>>212032528 (OP)
Spin fast enough that I drill a hole through the floor.

>>212032528 (OP)

>>212032528 (OP)
>the cleanest, best pleasure
Was he right?

>>212032528 (OP)
>get told you're free to leave
>*leave*
>get found not guilty of the original charged because you were entrapped
>get 30 years for attempting to evade arrest

*leaves*

>Get caught in season one
>Walk away free
What a time to be alive

>>212032528 (OP)
"I'm not leaving without sex"
as I proceed to rape Chris Hansen

>>212033515
name 999999 times this happened

>>212032528 (OP)
I'm surprised this retard has never had a knife pulled on him or been taken hostage. It's realistically the only way you'll get 5 feet past the front door.

>>212036327
Or this:
https://youtu.be/SejY1yC-RdY?si=9_BwZELOcRdwe_wV
Or murder suicide

>>212033632
>gets caught again the very next day
>walk away free again
modern pedo hunters that don't have cops backing them apparently learned nothing from chris hansen's early career

>>212036327
It's guys answering the pedo equivalent of hot singles in your area, not exactly the brightest sorts.

>>212032528 (OP)
>thanks chris
>say, can you point me to the nearest elementary school?

>yfw you realize all these guys signed release forms for the footage

>>212036454
>not exactly the brightest sorts
That's exactly why I'm surprised he hasn't had a serious physical encounter with these retards. Anyone with an IQ over 90 would avoid tacking on any more charges. The guys he catches have very low impulse control.

>>212032528 (OP)
Flush yourself down the toilet

>>212036571
proofs?

>>212036571
They don't need to. It's kind of a slurry of laws and policy.
1. The exterior is public, and you can record people in public.
2. The house is someone's property, They only need the home owner's permission to film inside, which they got.
3. Dateline is considered "News" and not "Entertainment" and are not required to go through the same processes "entertainment" shows do.
4. If these guys actually go to court, the video is considered public record for evidence.

>>212038340
I would just go completely mute. If you don't talk to Chris or anyone in that house then they have no footage basically.

This is a good place to start

https://youtu.be/NhLWf6rYyPs

I was a highwayman
Along the chat rooms I did ride
With knife and cell phone by my side
Many a cunny lost her baubles to my trade
Many a newsman shed his lifeblood on my blade
The bastards entrapped me in the spring of 2010 plus 5
But I am still alive

>>212032528 (OP)
>Kill all the cops
>do you feel in charge Hansen?

>>212036571
not how it works, retard. you've been informed before, but refuse to learn.

>>212041004
>>212041004
there are lots of guys who noped the fuck out immediately and they still blasted their names and faces on tv

>i don't wanna be on the news, ya feel me?

Reminder these guys are complete retards but even they mostly would get away with it in the end because it's pure entrapment and they're not a law enforcement agency.

If they just kept their mouths shut then left the police wouldn't be able to do shit to them. Especially if they just immediately just lawyered up

Fake a seizure or heart attack, get taken to the hospital instead of jail. Escaping the hospital is a lot easier, even if you’re handcuffed

>>212045429
Some of them got lengthy prison sentences and are still on SO registry some got away completely free. Roll of the dice

>>212032528 (OP)
you get jumped, you say nothing, you watch their case melt away since you committed no crime.
this really is a string operation because they are relying on incriminating statements you may make when they interview you after the fucking television segment.

Turns out that district attorney that shot himself (got TCAP cancelled) was involved with other city officials abusing children.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-UsVOZq_E8&pp=ygUYUHJlZGF0b3IgcG9hY2hlcnMgZG9jdG9y

>>212032528 (OP)
The digital/audio trail were vague enough. dick still in pants

>>212045355
he actually beat the charges after claiming that perverted justice initiated the conversation, etc. they then conveniently "lost" the chat logs when requested during the discovery process of his trial. but then he got arrested for burglary and something else and it was his third offense or something so decades in prison for him.

and he was also right about role-playing chatroom being two words.

>>212047318
We are filming.

>>212047318
>he was also right about role-playing chatroom being two words.
no he wasn't because a hyphenated compound word is two words

>>212047464
>a compound word is two words
no.

when Chris Hansen walked in and said to take a seat I
JIZZED
IN
MY PANTS

>>212036445
>Youtube tells me not to kill myself
Please tell me this isn't the algorithm assuming something of me

>>212032528 (OP)
>I had to get it on Chris

>>212036327
>Alright I want a chopper!

>>212048095
The algo detects that the video has something to do with suicide and puts the warning there for everyone.

What if he doesn't leave?

>>212032528 (OP)
>get naked
>start screaming racial epithets at the top of your voice
>entire scene gets censored
Your move, Hanson.

>don't mind me fellas, just prowling for young men

>>212049741
Tell him there's a raccoon in the backyard.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jc0buqGlk3g

>>212032528 (OP)
Notice how we never talk or remember the guys that instantly dipped out without talking to Hansen? That's the way to go. Yeah, you'd still get jumped by pokice, but reputation remains somewhat clear.

>>212032528 (OP)
Pull out a gun and take Hanson hostage

>>212032528 (OP)
why is it wrong to fuck kids?

>>212032528 (OP)
Use invisibility spell.

>>212049876
>this ignorant man was apparently unaware of the existence of censors and thought he could ruin our footage with nudity and racial slurs
>cuts to anon’s censored naked body while he is repeatedly screaming bleeped slurs at Hansen
>unfortunately for him, his get out of jail free card was denied
>cuts to footage of naked anon getting tackled hard by Giga Nigga cops
>I hope he has fun explaining this behavior to the judge
>cuts to anon in court the next day getting a finger-wagging lecture from a sassy negress judge
Try again

The new trublu takesown ones arent anywhere near as good. Its all HD footage in extremely clinical dark housing and motel rooms that feels really cold and awkward when the perp gets busted. I mean the houses are so obviously stings with empty rooms and blacked out curtains plus we rarely see the outside neighbourhood anymore. Often huge brawly security policemen are obscuring the shots and putting the perp on edge. Tcap was warm and felt so candid and raw , and you literally felt like a fly on the wall watching someones life come crumbling down around them, with unique real houses in the leafy suburbs.

That one that came out 10byears ago with the pizza guy and vincent ambrosio the cowboy and the 20yo decoy posing as a 13yo boy were also fucking great.

>>212032528 (OP)
>pull out my .357 and blast Hansen between the eyes
This show is so fake and gay. There's no way there wouldn't be one pedo that's paranoid about a male relative lurking in the house waiting to kill him.

>>212051049
>the 20yo decoy posing as a 13yo boy were also fucking great.
that one was absolute kino

>>212046496
It feels incredibly immoral to list the predators relatives on such a wiki

>>212045355
>Yes we are filming

>>212032528 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbTGrVD5MvM

Tbh I'm more sickened by the fact that some of the decoy that they're having conversations with are "17" than the concept of "predators".

>>212051170
lighten up it's just fun entertainment, these guys were never a threat to kids, and nobody is being saved from exploitation

>>212051212
That's what I mean. They're getting a bunch of incels off the street. The ones that do get away with it almost never get ratted out.

>>212050909
>I'm muslim
your move hansen

Couldn’t you just pretend to be Muslim and call Chris a racist?

Two words for ya: role playing chat room, dude

>>212033515
>attempting to evade arrest
you aren't evading arrest by walking away from a tv presenter

This show is a proof of how our society is a scam. You gotta people like Cris doing these kind of shows and the government backs him up. It's a win win situation for the government. It clearly shows that the government is willing to turn serious cases of this type of violence into a circus. The government is the one who allos all the kinds of filty to spread on the air waves and then they have laws set it up to send you to jail, which they are privately owned and the owner makes money out of each prisioner his prison holds, if you don't resist the desire to fuck a 17 old woman. Our society is a big scam. And I hate it. I hate this circus.

I'd rather not

>>212032528 (OP)
Why do the YouTube copy cats never come close to this level of kino

>>212052794
Because they're usually bully meatheads with no sense of comic timing. Chris Hansen, for the supposed gravity of the situation always makes quips. Where as the predator hunter bros just hold him down and ask him why he wants to get his dick wet for once in 20 years.

>>212052707
People will laugh and arrest you for trying to fuck 13 year old patel

>>212032528 (OP)
the charges, officer?
im the pizza guy. that'd be $350 plus tip

>>212033515
>30 years for evading arrest
Dude I've literally been tackled by the cops and wasn't convicted of anything.

>>212052971
Storytime?

I love how Chris has to fellate his own ego and it physically bothers him if he can't tell them who he is.

>>212033513
The Pleasure Of Being Cummed Inside

>>212051346
They got a gigajew orthodox rabbi once, thats not gonna work.

>>212032528 (OP)
>daily reminder that Hansen himself is a pedophile and worked with perverted justice who would actually initiate the roleplay, the sex chat and then threaten (pretending to be a 12 year old kid) to kill themselves if the 'pedophile' would stop talking to them
There's a reason he's not getting a fucking tv show again by any responsible network. He's done more harm to kids than Luis Garavito with his whole 'let's pretend to be vigilantes and help pedos actually learn how to hide from authorities'