Thread 212032584 - /tv/ [Archived: 1136 hours ago]

Anonymous

6/27/2025, 2:13:21 AM No.212032584

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Name (1) funny thing from this movie

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Anonymous

6/27/2025, 2:15:30 AM No.212032667

>>212032584 (OP)
Mike Myers' CGi child head. And Ben Kingsley

Anonymous

6/27/2025, 2:16:10 AM No.212032699

>>212032584 (OP)
i dont watch trash so wouldn't know

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Anonymous

6/27/2025, 3:12:40 AM No.212034586

>>212032699
Then what are you doing here?

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Anonymous

6/27/2025, 3:33:26 AM No.212035296

I just realized this is technically a /sp/ movie

Anonymous

6/27/2025, 3:36:41 AM No.212035403

The bit where the guy draws a cock and balls.

Anonymous

6/27/2025, 3:37:45 AM No.212035430

>>212032584 (OP)
his best work

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Anonymous

6/27/2025, 3:38:12 AM No.212035448

>>212032584 (OP)
The fact that Mike has a career at all.

Anonymous

6/27/2025, 3:38:13 AM No.212035450

>>212034586

I’m here for the gangbang

Anonymous

6/27/2025, 3:38:16 AM No.212035451

>>212032584 (OP)
bwc cucking and buckbreaking tbc

Anonymous

6/27/2025, 3:38:22 AM No.212035456

>>212032584 (OP)
I can't name one person who have seen it

Anonymous

6/27/2025, 3:38:41 AM No.212035462

file

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>>212032584 (OP)
Bros the actor who played Fat Bastard passed away recently, and the guys who played Austin and Dr Evil went to the funeral to pay their respects and fans were just hassling them for selfies and shit the entire time. They had to leave early because of all the crows forming. Feels bad man I hate zoomers

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Anonymous

6/27/2025, 3:39:15 AM No.212035478

>>212035462
crowds*

Anonymous

6/27/2025, 3:41:14 AM No.212035544

>"A radio DJ, Jay Brody, claimed that Mike Myers had him fired from the set of The Love Guru after Brody made eye contact with Myers while working as his bodyguard."
Was Myers justified?

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Anonymous

6/27/2025, 3:45:36 AM No.212035688

>>212035430
>his best work

You're thinking of So I Married an Axe Murderer

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Anonymous

6/27/2025, 3:46:44 AM No.212035724

You’re laughing. This movie ended the career of a Canadian hero and you’re laughing.

Anonymous

6/27/2025, 3:47:37 AM No.212035758

>>212035462
Heh

Anonymous

6/27/2025, 3:48:38 AM No.212035798

>>212035544
He was probably staring like an autist

Anonymous

6/27/2025, 3:51:11 AM No.212035870

>>212035462
Lol

Anonymous

6/27/2025, 4:06:44 AM No.212036366

>>212032584 (OP)
The presence of Verne Troyer. Midgets always make me laugh.

Anonymous

6/27/2025, 4:10:21 AM No.212036490

>>212032584 (OP)
His mantra is the name of some actress from Law and Order SVU. I watched a lot of that so I giggled.

Anonymous

6/27/2025, 4:28:00 AM No.212037111

>>212035462
they are all the same actor, retard

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Anonymous

6/27/2025, 4:28:30 AM No.212037136

>>212037111
We don't sign our posts here.

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Anonymous

6/27/2025, 4:31:21 AM No.212037243

>>212032584 (OP)

Mike Myers pretending to be heterosexual. Always cracks me up.

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Anonymous

6/27/2025, 4:35:16 AM No.212037376

>>212037111
they were in the scenes together constantly, how could they be the same guy? Plus dr evil has blue eyes

Anonymous

6/27/2025, 4:37:18 AM No.212037445

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>>212035688
>woman!
>whoooooooooa man

Anonymous

6/27/2025, 4:40:21 AM No.212037533

>>212032584 (OP)
jacques 'le coque' grande made millenniboomers die of laughter

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Anonymous

6/27/2025, 4:40:47 AM No.212037543

>>212037111
no youre thinking of edward murphy

Anonymous

6/27/2025, 5:04:57 AM No.212038292

>>212032584 (OP)
When this movie was shot, there was just 1 black player on the Toronto Maple Leafs and he played 9 games that year.

Anonymous

6/27/2025, 5:13:37 AM No.212038616

>>212037136
Jej

Anonymous

6/27/2025, 5:16:07 AM No.212038701

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>>212032584 (OP)
Justin Timberlake's character supposedly having a huge dick.

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Anonymous

6/27/2025, 5:17:26 AM No.212038754

>>212032584 (OP)
Vern troyer looks very funny

Anonymous

6/27/2025, 5:20:21 AM No.212038858

>>212032584 (OP)
Justin Timberlake's French Canadian patois.

I saw this movie because I wanted to see if it was as bad as critics and fans said. I got it from Blockbuster Online and they marked it as returned in their system when my family received it. I don't think it was an error, I believe they were literally giving it away.

Anonymous

6/27/2025, 5:41:45 AM No.212039617

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>>212038701
Her and Rachel Bilson are very unforgiving when it cums to small penises.

Anonymous

6/27/2025, 5:56:10 AM No.212040123

>>212035462
lol

Anonymous

6/27/2025, 5:57:11 AM No.212040157

>>212038701
They don't actually have sex, ya retard

Anonymous

6/27/2025, 5:57:32 AM No.212040174

I tried watching it last year because I figured it could be THAT bad and I like most other Myers movies. I think I only made it 10 minutes before shutting it off.

Anonymous

6/27/2025, 5:58:05 AM No.212040193

>>212038701
no matter how much money you acquire, no matter how famous you become, some woman will write a book claiming that you have a small dick.

Anonymous

6/27/2025, 5:59:29 AM No.212040242

>>212032584 (OP)
If he wanted to stay parodying the 60s, should've done Alfie, Bond. Not the new age stuff that's always niche.

Anonymous

6/27/2025, 6:05:56 AM No.212040457

>>212032584 (OP)
actually Faustian kino

Anonymous

6/27/2025, 6:06:02 AM No.212040467

>>212032584 (OP)
The shitty attempt of making pajeets look like fascinating and spiritual people

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Anonymous

6/27/2025, 6:08:55 AM No.212040565

>>212038701
no matter how famous you become, no matter how much money you acquire, nothing can protect you from a woman telling people that you have a small dick.

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Anonymous

6/27/2025, 6:18:23 AM No.212040877

>>212040467
Old timers used to fetishize parts of Indian culture before pajeets were imported to the west by the millions. #ElbowsUp

Anonymous

6/27/2025, 6:30:38 AM No.212041242

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>>212040565
This. Having a small dick in a small town is very fucking lame. Even if she doesn't do it to "warn" other girls not to fuck you, she thinks it's a harmless and interesting tidbit (no pun intended) to share with everyone whenever your name comes up. You have to vet new potential partners very carefully and even then almost all of them will still fail to keep your secret. And then you can see it on peoples faces once they've been told. That little knowing grin. It's like in 40 Year Old Virgin; "I'm gonna have to quit my job now!"
But it's still not as bad as actually being a virgin. Hell, these days young women would probably deny you sex at the last minute if they saw it, so I'm glad as fuck (pun intended) to have gotten laid when I did. Because being a virgin with a small dick in this age of dickpics and incels and social media would probably be a death sentence to all but the most hardy of people.
Of course small dick is better than ultra-micropenis or no dick at all. Someone always has it worse than you do. Always be grateful for what you do have.

Anonymous

6/27/2025, 6:33:01 AM No.212041302