Thread 212033592 - /tv/ [Archived: 883 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/27/2025, 2:42:06 AM No.212033592
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Cast him.
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 2:43:26 AM No.212033634
Tom Hiddleston
Michael Fassbender
Clive Owen
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 2:43:27 AM No.212033636
Gilbert Gottfried
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 2:44:11 AM No.212033665
images
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I won't go for a meme answer and say Leo Suter.
>Same height and age as Connery when he first started
>English/German
>handsome and boyish
>good acting ability
>built but slim
>relatively unknown so he'd be a surprise
But knowing Villeneuve, he'll cast Pattinson or Taylor-Johnson because he has no soul.
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 2:44:30 AM No.212033679
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You were expecting someone else?
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 2:45:24 AM No.212033722
lastofus
lastofus
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potato bitch
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 2:46:03 AM No.212033741
>>212033722
Inspired casting.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 2:46:14 AM No.212033746
>>212033634
It's too late for Clive (though he'd have been an excellent replacement for Craig) but Fassbender could maybe still do it
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 2:47:40 AM No.212033793
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Dan Stevens
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 2:48:01 AM No.212033802
Bendydick Cuminhersnatch
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 2:48:11 AM No.212033811
>>212033592 (OP)
HEN CLAP RY CLAP CAV CLAP ILL CLAP
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 2:48:57 AM No.212033840
Turner Bond
Turner Bond
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Aidan Turner is the easiest and most correct choice
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 2:49:51 AM No.212033856
>>212033592 (OP)
I wouldn't cast him at all. I'd listen. And that's what no one did.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 2:50:01 AM No.212033863
>>212033840
If you think he should be cast as Bond, you have no real understanding of what constitutes a Bond actor. But then again neither do Barbara Broccoli or anyone at Amazon so you're with good company.
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 2:50:03 AM No.212033866
>>212033840
Looks too faggy. Gay face.
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 2:50:24 AM No.212033877
>>212033840
He looks like a mouse. Bond should look like a wolf or fox. That's why Craig sucked because he looks like a frog
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 2:51:19 AM No.212033906
>>212033665
This is the only actually good and sensible choice that's been circulated in years.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 2:52:13 AM No.212033938
>>212033840
He's more of a Bond villain than a Bond
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 2:52:57 AM No.212033964
>>212033592 (OP)
Fassbender before he got old.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 2:52:57 AM No.212033965
Meg
Meg
md5: a1284a243b6fe2c67222553285440575๐Ÿ”
>>212033634
All too gay.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 2:54:34 AM No.212034011
>>212033634
>>212033746
clive owen is literally older than him, retards
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 2:56:30 AM No.212034073
>>212033665
not going to lie, i watched tenet very reluctantly because ape star, and i viewed pattinson as a meme prior to it. i actually think he's pretty good now and i'd be okay with it
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 2:57:51 AM No.212034110
>>212033793
He would need to bulk up. Bond is supposed to be a brute.
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 2:57:58 AM No.212034113
>>212034073
Pattinson would be a good Alec Trevelyan villain dark Bond. Not Bond himself. Leo Suter or Aaron Johnson are the only good young actors who could do Bond as of right now.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 2:58:30 AM No.212034132
>>212033811
I love big Hank but the man just canโ€™t act. He doesnโ€™t have gravitas. Bond needs gravitas
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 2:59:28 AM No.212034163
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>>212033592 (OP)
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 3:00:03 AM No.212034184
Cilian Murphy
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 3:00:12 AM No.212034193
>>212033840
Gives off incel vibes Im afraid
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 3:00:57 AM No.212034210
>>212033592 (OP)
Timothy Dalton
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 3:02:00 AM No.212034238
Naked Aidan
Naked Aidan
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>>212033863
>>212033866
>>212033877
>>212033938
All wrong. He would crush the role, just a shame that he would have to remain clean shaven because he does look better with facial hair. But that's just not the character. He is definitely a strong enough actor to carry the franchise tho which is ultimately what's needed
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 3:04:42 AM No.212034311
>>212034238
Not beating the gay face allegations.
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 3:05:54 AM No.212034351
IMG_9024
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Pic related.
>Given one good Bond movie with the rest being progressively worse
>Actually a decent James Bond
>Could do a one-off return movie. โ€œBond coming out of retirement, one last missionโ€ type film.
>Return to campy James Bond before whatever direction Amazon decides to take it
Brosnan is the only Bond I wouldnโ€™t mind seeing come back for one last film. He is still Bond enough to pull it off. There are currently no modern actors who could pull off being Bond.
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 3:06:27 AM No.212034368
>>212034238
This ainโ€™t a gay porno, his face is all wrong
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 3:06:57 AM No.212034380
>>212034238
This guy doesnโ€™t look like James Bond, he looks kind of gay.
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 3:07:09 AM No.212034388
>>212034238
Too swarthy and mousy.
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 3:07:28 AM No.212034402
>>212034351
Iโ€™m in this weird position too where I think he was the best bond, just fucking nailed it, but all the movies heโ€™s in happen to be terrible
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 3:08:40 AM No.212034444
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>>212033592 (OP)
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 3:11:41 AM No.212034547
>>212034402
I think he was good, but not the best. My order is along the lines of
>Roger Moore
>Brosnan
>Connery
>Dalton
>American guy
>Craig
Brosnan and Connery would be fighting for second/third. People either love or hate Moore but I think he nailed the type of Bond he went for, and his movies are all of my favorites in the series. Brosnan was a great Bond, and Goldeneye was a solid entry. He was then handed worse and worse films. He deserves one good last Bond.
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 3:12:54 AM No.212034596
What does it take to be a good Bond actor?
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 3:13:32 AM No.212034615
>>212034163
Too much of a meat head.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 3:15:04 AM No.212034666
Patrick_Gibson
Patrick_Gibson
md5: cdf2269ebc2f3bd70d9e3b86b17acb44๐Ÿ”
Need an Irish to play Bond. Or maybe a Scot

Patrick Gibson who was cast in the game would be good but would definitely need to dye his hair. No more blonde bullshit like with Craig and certainly not a ginge
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 3:15:23 AM No.212034674
>>212034547
Lazenby was Australian, no American will ever play bond
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 3:16:13 AM No.212034700
>>212034596
You need the following:
>Suave demeanor
>Masculine features without being exaggerated
>Passable English accent
>Believable presence as an agent mingling in high society
Craig fails largely in presence for me. He is a blonde, broody guy, not a dark suave guy. He never felt like a Bond. Brosnan and Connery fit the character perfectly.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 3:16:28 AM No.212034711
186033132
186033132
md5: afdeb206652ef48a70da370011d912ae๐Ÿ”
Fassbender. Excellent actor
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 3:17:28 AM No.212034746
>>212034711
Close but something is missing. I donโ€™t think he could pull it off.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 3:18:04 AM No.212034771
>>212034596
You have to have โ€œthe look.โ€ A lot of the best bond scenes heโ€™s just standing or sitting there being all cool. This brings us to why heโ€™s cool even when heโ€™s doing nothing: you pick an actor with gravitas. The guy who can say anything, or nothing, and youโ€™re focussed on him the whole time. He has โ€œit.โ€ What is it? You know it when you see it. Lot of people on /tv/ hate Craig, but he did in fact, have โ€œit.โ€ Certainly not to the extend of, say, Sean Connery, but he had it.

So when someone suggests Henry Cavill I can only scoff. He has anti-gravitasโ€”consider some of his line deliveries as Superman. They just make you want to giggle.
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 3:18:15 AM No.212034774
Fass25
Fass25
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>>212034711
He looks like a fossil now sadly. We are not going from RussianBond to TesticleBond surely
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 3:20:03 AM No.212034830
>>212034771
>Lot of people on /tv/ hate Craig, but he did in fact, have โ€œit.โ€ Certainly not to the extend of, say, Sean Connery, but he had it.
I think Craig is by far the worst Bond, sans Lazenby, but you are right. Especially in his first two movies. He was cool and had a presence. I still maintain him in Quantum is the coolest a Bond actor has ever looked and moved. He was a fucking beast, throwing himself around buildings and killing people with two or three moves. He was a fucking animal.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 3:20:06 AM No.212034832
>>212034774
Ginger men aging is rough
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 3:24:05 AM No.212034980
172325
172325
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Matthew Goode
Just needs to do some martial arts or something so he's a little more believably dangerous
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 3:25:12 AM No.212035004
>>212034311
>>212034368
>>212034380
>>212034388
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PwcJ9TjwQ5Y

I still think he has the charisma and gravitas... if you watch him in Rivals you'll see it. Just obviously his Bond wouldn't be from Dublin and have a porn stash.
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 3:25:48 AM No.212035030
>>212033592 (OP)
Just do an AI Sean Connery, who gives a fuck at this point
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 3:26:23 AM No.212035051
Most of these suggestions are too old by like 10-20 years or too popular already
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 3:26:35 AM No.212035063
>>212034980
I think he took Dept Q specifically because his chances of getting Bond have passed him by. Even in Dept Q you can see them dying his beard in between certain scenes. Great actor but a little too old now sadly. Need someone who is late 30s - early 40s to take it on.
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 3:28:06 AM No.212035114
>>212035063
Yeah 47 is pretty rough
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 3:29:13 AM No.212035146
>>212035114
Same for Fassbender who is 48
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 3:30:19 AM No.212035182
>>212033840
Would be based as Bond, fantastic actor
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 3:41:37 AM No.212035557
>>212035051
Sad but true, the Craig series lasted too long
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 4:03:02 AM No.212036250
big rob
big rob
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i think they should go with the classic englishman's englishman: big rob
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 4:06:42 AM No.212036365
Brian-Blessed-featured
Brian-Blessed-featured
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BOND. JAMES BOND
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 4:50:38 AM No.212037869
>>212035004
Actually kind of based but would need to hear him with a bong accent
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 5:15:04 AM No.212038665
1742474359458996
1742474359458996
md5: 1942babd2044a5da6fb2eeac93cc47f4๐Ÿ”
>>212034110
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 5:30:11 AM No.212039203
Barry Nelson
Barry Nelson
md5: bfc3dbdd6a20c59935a5170bcd529343๐Ÿ”
First choice: Barry Nelson?
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 5:38:42 AM No.212039505
>>212034547
Lazenby is not American. He is Aussie.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 5:42:47 AM No.212039660
>>212033840
he's a handsome guy but too twinky for Bond
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 5:50:47 AM No.212039918
I don't think anyone has said it, bur curly-hair Bond is just wrong. Also, Aaron Taylor Johnson looks like a mimbo. I like pattinson, but I realized he's manlet, no? And I don't know that Leo guy, might be a good choice, but his nose looks wrong.
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 5:51:59 AM No.212039957
>>212039918
Taylor-Johnson does not have a good voice for Bond, more importantly. Way too nasally.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 5:54:24 AM No.212040052
>>212039918
To add to this, maybe I'm getting older, but I can't just see any actor who would do Bond right these days because most actors these days are kinda faggots. Craig was fantastic and he looked dangerous, which is exactly what's needed. Ugly, maybe, but why do you guys want handsome Bond? Are you homosexuals?
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 5:54:48 AM No.212040066
>>212033793
this is it
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 5:55:44 AM No.212040102
>>212040066
This face is extremely punchable, no pass.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 5:58:39 AM No.212040218
In a couple years I will direct an AI film where Brosnan's Bond teams up with an american agent, Duke Nukem, to rescue supple teen girls from a suicide sex cult run by Thulsa Doom
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 6:01:47 AM No.212040318
Paulg
Paulg
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>>212033592 (OP)
You know who it should be... I know, it would be awful... But think of the meme potential!
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 6:02:30 AM No.212040340
07302024_Lowden_094937
07302024_Lowden_094937
md5: 4f38ce45e6ccc30f8551af99fed8cfbc๐Ÿ”
I've been pushing the Jack Lowden agenda for years but unfortunately I think he said he's not interested
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 6:03:45 AM No.212040378
>>212040340
His face is extremely horizontal.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 6:14:00 AM No.212040733
>>212040052
Hot take: bond shouldnโ€™t be traditionally handsome
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 6:18:58 AM No.212040892
henry cavill james bond
henry cavill james bond
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>>212033592 (OP)
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 6:19:47 AM No.212040920
>>212033793
his icy eyes = villain
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 6:23:00 AM No.212041015
>>212040340
solid but no presence. He'd be like Andrew scott's Ripley
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 6:23:25 AM No.212041032
Roger Moore
Roger Moore
md5: 98c0f3b95581383fb0f6ade0db593d10๐Ÿ”
>>212034402

The best Bond stories were wasted on the worst Bond, lame ass Roger Moore.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 6:34:05 AM No.212041335
>>212040892
Too old. Too bald. Too popular. Too big and unwilling to cut muscle mass.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 6:55:51 AM No.212042134
>>212034596
Old word nous and heraldry. You know, the 1900 fancy stuff.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 7:11:31 AM No.212042723
Just run auditions and cast someone unknown who looks the part, has some talent and is eager to make it big. Can't be that hard.
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 7:12:45 AM No.212042770
>>212042723
Anon gets it.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 7:15:00 AM No.212042883
i like that guy from the gentleman tv show
his name escapes me but he's very bond-esque by the end of the series
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 7:15:06 AM No.212042888
>>212033592 (OP)
Why is this still going they killed bond in no time to die and made 007 a black woman
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 7:18:01 AM No.212043015
>>212033634
Clive Owen was the original atj
He made up rumors about himself as james bond
Dunkaccino
6/27/2025, 7:20:07 AM No.212043113
IMG_1094
IMG_1094
md5: 67c58f5670401e694c5afc935f11f810๐Ÿ”
>>212034184
Honestly kino