Why did he do it.

BOBER

He was listening and that's what no one did

KURWO

>>212035731 (OP)

>>212035731 (OP)
He told you he was gonna do it!
He told you and you said, and I quote, "stupid beaver"
Well who's the stupid one now?

>>212037880
oh shid :DD beaber :DDD

>>212037880
Bless my infantile mind for enjoying this

>>212038196

I'm doing my part.

>>212035731 (OP)
look at that lil nigga go

>>212037880
love this lil nigga like u wouldn't believe

>>212035731 (OP)
He was attention starved and touch starved and starved starved. No, I’m not talking about myself.

Family. It's a damn difficulty

Bane?

>>212035731 (OP)
He had a close encounter of the 3rd kind. He's building something he can't get out of his mind.

Literally destroys the homes of other animals, floods the terrain for miles around just to build a fuck shack and live in his own flooded marsh

>>212035731 (OP)
She's cute.

>>212035731 (OP)
The tree was making a move, he had to get it on

>>212043891
The marsh lets the water infiltrate slowly rather than flowing all the way to wherever as runoff.

>>212045234
>

>>212043891
>Literally destroys the homes of other animals, floods the terrain for miles around just to build a fuck shack and live in his own flooded marsh
Alpha as fuck

>>212045981
Male is incorrect where is the random knife and gun for no reason?

>>212043891
Marshs are important. I’m pretty sure they create more homes than they take for other animals

>>212046177
>for no reason
>OBJECT

>>212046177
>object on display

>>212046338
>>212047020
>zero reading-comp retards

beavers mog capybaras at being large semiaquatic rodents

>>212047064
Anon, the knife/gun are the object.
>yeah but they're literally in EVERY photo
Do you even go to places where you share hobby photos?
>yes
So they're all black men?
>... yes
Have you tried getting a better hobby or going elsewhere?
>... it's not even my hobby

>>212047272
Kek, poor little fella just wants to build a dam. They should turn on the water and flood the room just for him.

>>212047272
>>212035731 (OP)
How come beavers know how to fell trees and create dams without language but humans can’t do anything useful without being taught.?
To make this tv related, the imax nature film on beavers is great

>>212047368
they can communicate with each other

>>212047367
Wherever he goes he must also block openings

>>212047272
This honestly increadly sad, not cute,
Like watching a women with a dead kid cradle rock a doll

>>212047368
>see other beaver do it
>try it
>wow I'm literally made for this!
Monkey see, monkey do. It's the only form of education animals have and is a useful tool for humans too.

>>212047407
Please tell me this is a rescue animal that will be released and not a pet.

>>212047600
I could but I would rather call you a faggot

>>212047571
You’re wrong though. Beavers can do this without watching other beavers do it. Most animal behavior is not monkey see monkey do, it’s innate.

>>212047647
And so what are you doing right now that isn't innate?
You're breathing, eating, sleeping, jerking off.

>>212047475
I'm assuming they only keep the beavers indoors for a short while.
They're quite useful for recharging groundwater and creating new ecosystems. I'm curious if there are efforts to expand their territory more drastically, they were nearly wiped out by the fur trade. And of course everywhere is having trouble with wildfires.

>>212048005
Yeah there are plenty of projects to help improve the range and size of the beaver population

The tree wasn't making a move so he had to

>>212038517
zamn...

>>212047647
its fascinating. how do genes encode this information?
the genes have a reason for doing it, it must be genetic in nature... what is the trick. how do the genes tell the beaver how to make the dam?

>nible nible :DDDDD

>>212047647
>it’s innate.
its ingrained in their genetic code through millions/hundreds of thousands of years of evolution.
if you fail you die
so only the successful ones pass on their genes/personality/behavior to their kids and so on.
uncountable generations seeing what came before them did and survived because of it to eventually not need others to learn from, to just "know" to do something or "feel" like its the right thing to do.

alot of monkeys/humans died from drowning until eventually they were simply born knowing how to
human babies have an innate knowledge of how to survive in water
throw a baby into water and their body will just start moving on its own in a productive way.
it just happens without them knowing.
they still need to be taught to consciously swim and understand how to properly survive but those base genetic instincts are built in.

>>212043891
The ultimate swamp ogre.

>>212047475
That's a baby. He's not being permanently housed like this. He's literally playing to learn.

>>212048005
This.

>>212043891

>>212049552
magnets

>>212047571
>only form of education animals have
>instincts.

>>212049998
Oh boy, here we go.

>>212047272
>Wherever I am I must build

>>212047272
>>212047368
What reason do beavers have to actually do this? Doesn't it seem unhinged? What's the evolutionary purpose of this shit? What does it do?

best thread of /tv/ right now (it's not close)

I really wonder what it must be like to be driven to behave in certain ways due to biological urges
When I was a teenager I remember my dad told me I'd be thinking about sex and women non stop soon and it just never happened

>>212047348
profoundly stupid post

>>212049543
>takes pauses to figure out where to chew next so the tree falls where it wants
It's like a sculptor and deforestation is its art

>>212050212
Evolution is a lie

>>212050212
The question is not why, but when

>>212050388
maybe we are, we just less aware of it because we think we're exercising complete free will?

>>212050212
It's not evolution, during Noah's Ark the beavers saw first hand God's power and being the spawns of Satan they have been working hard to deny God's Second Coming since.

>>212045234
Sara Gadon's bot is failing

>>212050212
its create an area where they can build their nest which is much harder for predators to access

>>212049628
>*Bonk!*
>Well I'll be damned! How could this have happened to me?

how much you betting the jews will start if not already started killing based beavers off to create more flooding etc literally no lefty tranny nonce can refute this

>>212045234
Her being connected to everything isn't epic or cool anymore considering she has an image with a negro kissing her face.

>>212047475
You are a fat fucking loser. You're fag post reminds me on every tiktok video the top of the comments will be some retarded shit like this when you have zero fucking context of the video. Get a fucking job or a hobby.

>>212050212
They’re little swamp swimmers, they can flood an area and make it a swimmy swamp, even live in the dam. It’s how they survive and thrive and reproduce. You seem remarkably incurious and skeptical of what is completely natural

There is at least one recorded death of a human being killed by a beaver. They're susceptible to rabies and so beaver attacks are not unheard of.

>>212050388
> I really wonder what it must be like to be driven to behave in certain ways due to biological urges
What a fucking insanely narcissistic post lmfao. Do you really think of yourself this way?

>>212050976
Sorry it was supposed to be a bit of a joke

JA PIERDOLE

>>212043891
The beaver has better drainage than china.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8SHrY38c0c

>>212043891
holy chad

>>212051059
Oh thank god. Good joke then

>>212050865
This nigga be watching tiktoks

>>212049568
>>212049628
Have there ever been cases where a beaver got ACKed by a falling tree?

>>212051653
That's never happened in the history of beaver, no

>>212049675
the evolutionary model has been debunked, beavers are chosen by God

>>212049675
>its ingrained in their genetic code through millions/hundreds of thousands of years of evolution.
>if you fail you die
>so only the successful ones pass on their genes/personality/behavior to their kids
Ok then why do so many posters here not have gfs?

>>212052059
this nigga really thinks we were monke

>>212043891
skill issue.

>>212050212
pretty sure I remember a diagram from an old school textbook where they flood areas so that they can make little dens that you have to swim into to reach. that means lots of predators don't get in because all the beavers are sat in their little beaver homes having little beaver conversations.

these lil niggas are fucking aggressive, let me tell you from real life experience

>>212052035
I'm ready for my close-up.

:D

>>212052642
there's no way beavers smoke weed, that photo has been staged

>>212052703
That doesn't look like typical beaver scat, either.

>>212037880
:DDDDD

>>212052739
>typical beaver scat
Wood chips?

>>212052772
Wood shits

>>212050422
he's listening for the tree and its imminent collapse. wants he hears it start to creak he gtfos

it's even more crazy when you learn that the lodge they build has a watery entrance to deter predators but the inside are made with dry grass to keep them cozy

>>212043891
FAVSTIAN AS FVCK

>>212052909
>the lodge they build has a watery entrance
What a coincidence because your mom also has a wet entrance

>>212052958
technically we all do

As a kid, I was always more interested in what trees were made of.

>>212049552
genes are memory

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beaver-engineered_dam_in_the_Czech_Republic

>>212049618
>what is the crime, gnawing a tree, a succulent birch tree???

>>212037880
Back when memes were good

>>212053065
>this is architecture manifest!

>>212049618
>are you 'avin a laff?!

>>212051653
>nible nib-ACK!

love these little niggas.

>>212047272
go lil nigga go!

>>212045234
I would sniff her beaver.

>>212035731 (OP)
BOBER KURWA

>>212053174
I like reading about how they basically shaped north America and how much old timers hated the fuck out of them because of it, also the theory for north america which basically implies the beavers were curating a mega system of ponds which was the more natural state of the flatlands everywhere

What's some beaver kino?

>>212054726
I watched this on shrooms and it seemed to go on forever but not in a bad way.

>>212054726
Angry Beavers

>>212051980
>beavers are chosen by God
is that why they are such faggots?

>>212037880
I miss this shit

>>212052059
>Ok then why do so many posters here not have gfs?
because we built a system that forces retards to stay alive which degrades our society and causes us to devolve.

>>212035731 (OP)
>what's going on in this thread?

>>212054726
Zombeavers 100%

>>212050212
What reason do humans have to actually do this? Doesn't it seem unhinged? What's the evolutionary purpose of this shit? What does it do?

>>212047391
how did the first beaver know what to do ?

>>212054953
Have you ever seen the movie Prometheus? Beavers were created by a black goo from an alien beaver, genetically injected with dam creation knowledge.

>>212054953
"This place, it reeks of that stench ... of a flourishing aquatic system and all the filth carried by the creatures in it. And those pesky salmons swimming upstream ... defying nature? Defying God? No. There has to be order in all this madness. The water will cease to flow. If I have to chew up every tree in this forest to make it work, I will."
Thus spoke the first beaver and it was embedded in the gene of every beaver thereafter.

>>212043891
>can't adapt to the environment
>blame Big Beaver for keeping them down
They deserve it

>>212054877
Do Americans really?

>>212055288
Woah…

>>212054953

>>212055509
sadly yes

>>212045234
Total gadonposter death

>>212052035

>>212043891
Manifest destiny

>>212055509
Yes. Wood is very accessible and relatively cheap there. Making a home out of wood also allows them to change designs easily and these buildings can last a very long time.

>>212055918
Is that Stuey from Freaked?

>>212043891
He's literally us(humans)

>>212050662
You must be asking yourselves how I go into this situation. It all began with a girl...

>>212043891
What the...how come no one told me beavers are this based before?

>>212050212
>when skooma kickin

Just gonna... wash myself here for a bit.

>>212052059
>Ok then why do so many posters here not have gfs?
they're losers

>>212045234
oh I'd open her beaver alright

>>212052864
very clever beaver

>>212047407
Cute.

>>212056197
WIDE BOY SUMMER

>>212056275
Look at him go!

>>212056275
you just know he's taken it up there to fuck it

>>212035731 (OP)
Is no one going to mention the fact they sound exactly like human babies?

>>212047272
You take that back, Capys are bros. Cute and zen.

Beavers are an autistic invasive species, the dam-building thing is cool when they do it in their natural habitat, but on regions they are not native to, they wreck the environment by cutting rare tree species faster than they can regenerate and flooding whole areas.

>>212043891
Beavers, More like Beoomers! Am I right fellas! HEYOOOOO

(i'm actually right btw)

>>212056356
lol

>>212043891
divine right to rule

>>212056745
Beaverfest destiny?

Fish carcass on the river shore this morning, fox fangs on burst stomach. This stream is afraid of me. I have seen its true face. The currents are extended gutters and the gutters are full of water and when the waterfall finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated H2O of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the fishes and plants will look up and shout "Save us!"...

...and I'll look down from my dam, and whisper "no."

>>212056197
>Beavers more highly evolved than Indians

>>212056825
Better grammar and spelling, too

>>212050212
Intincts are hard wired shit that takes generations to worn off. I got a stray kitten last year and now his momma had another kitter and I got another kitten, the older kitten, now an adult cat carries arpund the lottle one by scruff like he is his dad. Meanwhile those fancy inbred cats eat their own babies because of generations of inbreeding ruining theor instincts and genes

>>212043891
They help control flooding and create marsh ecosystems. Beavers are important

>>212057039
In the areas they are native to, yes. In areas they were imported to, they become an environmental hazard and destroy whole ecosystems.

>>212057141
i want to export them to tropical and sub-tropical areas to see what would happen.
Or maybe wet parts of Europe

>>212037729
>>212037838
why are poolanders so obsessed with bobres?

>>212056777
damifest destiny

I'm glad they've reintroduced beavers here in southern England.

>>212057230
I'm not sure that they could live in that type of climate. But on the cold subantartic part of South America (Southern Argentina) they are clearlogging whole forests of rare trees that take centuries to grow.

https://youtu.be/x5txwUE3gQs?feature=shared

>>212057307
>reintroduced
I didn't think we had beavers? got plenty of badgers tho.

>>212057373
Like wolves, lynx and bears, beavers were killed outright in Britain - they are native to the island.

>>212057410
aye I knew about the others but not beavers. thought the were american animals.

>>212057373
>>212057410
I was just reading about an underground group of people that have been sneaking beavers back into the wild in the UK.

>>212050212

>>212057443
nah, europe has its own beavers
we thought they were the same species for a long time, but there are slight differences between the American and European beavers

>>212057230
>Stayvun, why you on land bud? You knew we wus gonna find you. Your DNA is all over the sand Stayvun!

>>212057511
>whatcha got dem flippers for if you aint gon swim stayven
>to have

>>212043891
The fuck you mean destroy homes? They’re animals they live in the land. The only thing that they notice is now they have lake front property where they used to just have a little stream.

Why do beavers cut down massive ass trees when they struggle to wobble down the forest with a tiny stick?

>>212053059
>Czech conservation authorities praised the beavers for their unexpected yet effective environmental work.
picturing them shaking the beavers' paws and awarding them little medals and ribbons

personally, i don't give a dam

>>212057569
To take off all the branches on it once it's laying on the ground

>>212043891
Posting in a bober thread :D=

>>212057577
grok can we generate this in video format

>>212050212
The evolutionary drive to create a wooden fort with its own moat is too powerful.

>>212047475
Yeah. Housing wild animals is cruel. We need nature preserves for wild animals to be free.

>>212049618
Police body British People
Beavers body the police
Beavers are now the rightful inheritors of Great Britain aka Dam Airstrip One

>>212057773
tbf niggers can't swim so I welcome our new beaver overlords. make england a swamp again.

>>212057887
White people need to start building moats around their houses and writing everything in cursive.

>>212057537
Bad luck if you're a bird with a nest in a tasty tree

>>212058091
But Black Dynamite, I AM a bird with a nest in a tasty tree!

>>212049543
Do beavers ever get squished by the trees?

>>212058598
beavers stronk

>>212058598
They just napping under them logs, sugar

>>212057773
Why are you so butthurt about the British?
Those are Dutch police you mentally ill reject.

>>212043891
Ferret fingers typed this post

goat animated scene

>>212058829
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNDFy3zoBGE

>>212058598
if a tree lands on a beaver the tree dies

>>212058598
Yes, and I'm pretty sure people have died thanks to beavers and their actions. Beavers have suffered enough through human hands over the centuries though so we can forgive them.

>>212057773
that's holland

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hz7Nt-yMzA

>>212059190
Gopnick beavers don't give a fuck. They just get their vodka and semichki like everybody else.

>>212037880
i'd die for this guy

Bober calls for aid.

>>212053059
why stuff like this isn't more wide-spread? I remember some folks somewhere destroying invasive plants using goats, it was cheap and it was effective

>>212059558
They do this in California and Nevada for wildfire fuels management. Goats and sheep are way more effective than wandering the hillside clearing brush.

>>212059190
tfw no trench beaver

>>212059558
Goats are very good for grass control. Once the grass is all short, chickens will eliminate any remaining grass by constantly scratching at the ground. People didn't have lawns back in the day because their chickens would fuck that shit up.

>>212057590

>>212059609
Bro is all about dat trench life.

Why did he do it

>>212046177

>>212035731 (OP)
He cute.

>>212057663
And the award for best Dam in all of Czech

>>212050347
Hours later and this guy is STILL right

>>212043891
What nonsense. Every animal has an important place in its ecosystem. Also, beavers are cute.

>>212055288
>The freedom of fish is an insult to me. I'd have them in all ponds.
>That would be a hell of a pond
>The beaver smiled. Yes, he said, even so.

>>212059965
This. I've been hired to blow up beaver dams before for agriculture irrigation. They are amazingly durable and tough. The damage done to the dams is quickly repaired by the beavers. It's very impressive how resourceful those creatures are. Don't even get me started on their lodges...

>>212037880

>>212050496

>>212060100
Correct.

>>212059190
bober :D

>>212058091
Bruh just move trees there’s like a million trees. Birds start building like 10 nests in a year and have to abandon them for one reason or another. The benefit from fresh water, free fish, tadpoles, dragonflies that spawn in the new beaver pond outweighs the hassle of having to rebuild the nest one more time.

Beavers are literally one of the most important animals in the world

>>212058954
Nigga that's NUTS!

>>212059190
those guys REALLY like beavers

>>212057468
It's a wonder of nature, of life on Earth. Such capable manipulation of the environment performed by rodents. It's simply fantastic.

>>212060515
it's cause God is fckin awesome.

>>212057468
>an average beaver knows more about architecture than modern day Africans

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrOE-m7sX9E

>>212060694
Building a house in Minecraft doesn't make you an expert in modern architecture, Timmy.

Tell me about the noble beaver, what's it's endgame?

>>212060538
The Creator is indeed awesome.

>>212035731 (OP)
He had to get it down

>>212060538
If you believe in a god, you have a low IQ

>>212060253
You could say the same about flies.

>>212035731 (OP)
Unironically a great thread

>>212054726
Don Chuck could kick Goku's ass.

>>212035731 (OP)
to reshape the waterway + flush out the hooman

>>212061053
Beavers = based and cute
Flies = cringe and ugly

>>212060991
bro if you're over the age of 18 and still DON'T believe in God, i've got bad news for you...

>>212047368
how is a collection of fucking sticks water tight?

>>212060878
>divert water flow to reflect personal desires
>make a cool fort
>fuck bitches in said cool fort

>>212043891
Sounds based to me

>>212061171
holy shit zoomie. read a book about nature and wildlife. they pack it with mud and a weird paste they chew up and spit out. it dries and becomes so strong that humans have to use TANNERITE to blow up beaver dams

>>212061171
Life must suck being retarded

>>212061313
I was told ignorance is bliss

Bit weird how even bobr raised in captivity without even seeing other bobr make dams just instinctively know how to make dams and flood areas.