Thread 212044275 - /tv/ [Archived: 878 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/27/2025, 7:45:07 AM No.212044275
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Why is it a horror movie?
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 7:47:00 AM No.212044338
>>212044275 (OP)
Have you seen Emily blunt in it? That hag is terrifying.
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 7:48:09 AM No.212044392
>>212044338
I think you meant Florence Pig
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 7:48:32 AM No.212044408
>>212044275 (OP)
Because the prospect of an atomic bomb should scare everyone. But you're not normal and you don't experience typical human emotions so you wouldn't understand that.
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 7:48:51 AM No.212044419
>>212044275 (OP)
Have you seen the runtime?! Waka waka! Hey-ooooooooooo!
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 7:49:11 AM No.212044424
>>212044275 (OP)
>why is it a snorer movie
FTFY
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 7:50:16 AM No.212044473
>>212044408
Calm down, Nolan.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 7:53:27 AM No.212044606
Rosenbergs
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>>212044275 (OP)
Because a arrogant fifth columnist loses his top-ranking position in the government for being a commie
The worst nightmare of (((some people)))
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 7:55:23 AM No.212044683
This movie was Nolans chance to show his artistic credibility and what does he do? He turns a serious drama into a thriller with one dimensional characters and a final line with all the grace of a teen fan fiction writer.
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Dunkaccino
6/27/2025, 7:55:29 AM No.212044686
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>>212044275 (OP)
I refuse to watch this but the memes are pretty funny
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 7:56:55 AM No.212044737
>>212044275 (OP)
They used his invention he created with good intentions for evil.
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 8:02:18 AM No.212044936
>>212044737
I think its more like he didnt really think it through before agreeing to help build it.
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 8:06:05 AM No.212045117
>>212044936
Nah, he wanted it to be used on Germans, not japs. They dropped it on the wrong goys in his mind.
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Dunkaccino
6/27/2025, 8:10:48 AM No.212045321
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>>212044737
>Good intentions
>Bomb
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 8:24:49 AM No.212045800
>>212045117
It's not too late to nuke Germany. It would be a mercy killing at this stage.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 8:25:48 AM No.212045828
>>212044683
Whatโ€™s the final line?
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 8:26:10 AM No.212045843
>>212044686
I tried watching it but I was so meme-poisoned that it just made me laugh and I turned it off after 10 minutes.
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 8:26:59 AM No.212045862
>>212045843
Did /tv/ ruin cillians career?
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 8:30:20 AM No.212045980
>>212044606
if 80% of nazis and german soldiers actually followed Hitler's orders instead of surrendering and collaborating with ZOG occupation none of that would be a problem.
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 8:33:29 AM No.212046085
>>212045862
Him, Jon Bernthal, Aidan Gillen, Jeremy Renner and many others. I can't take them seriously any more. When I see them on screen, I start laughing.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 8:38:12 AM No.212046246
>>212045980
>b-b-but muh nazis!
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 8:42:36 AM No.212046379
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>>212044275 (OP)
Isn't it obvious? Cuz the main character becomes ~le death
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 8:50:31 AM No.212046620
>>212046379
More like le roicism
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 8:59:47 AM No.212046898
People love drawing parallels like this because it makes them feel smart. (not really a Christmas movie) IS THE BEST CHRISTMAS MOVIE.
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 8:59:51 AM No.212046902
>>212044408
Cry harder faggot
Dunkaccino
6/27/2025, 8:59:59 AM No.212046909
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>>212045843
Kek I feel you. I canโ€™t watch peaky blinders for this exact reason as well.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 9:06:39 AM No.212047081
>>212044408
Based and Nolanpilled.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 9:11:16 AM No.212047198
>>212045828
>Oppenheimer: Albert? When I came to you with those calculations, we thought we might start a chain reaction that would destroy the entire world...
>Einstein: I remember it well. What of it?
>Oppenheimer: I believe we did.
Kino.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 9:13:03 AM No.212047238
>>212044408
So are you just forever scared at this eternally looming prospect? If it's a constant in reality, why is a movie about it scary?
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 9:19:28 AM No.212047373
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I work of these devices of peace. Ask me anything
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 9:20:18 AM No.212047394
>>212044275 (OP)
idk
that sex scene was pretty scary
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 9:21:21 AM No.212047421
>>212047394
Completely unnecessary. I hate it. Why do Jews insist on shoving sex scenes into every fucking movie of every God damn genre.
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 9:23:09 AM No.212047454
>>212044275 (OP)
Any movie in which nuclear weapons exist in its universe is a horror movie
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 9:25:28 AM No.212047511
The nuke scene from Terminator 2 scared the fucking shit out of me as a kid

I was so afraid robots would take over and do that or some mad man in India or China or Russia would launch missiles
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 9:33:06 AM No.212047666
>>212044275 (OP)
>journalist (female)
Ids liek a horror moevee :O
>nolan
yeah.. :) how about a date big girl
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 9:45:35 AM No.212047964
>>212047421
Why are you so opposed to sex scenes?
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 9:53:04 AM No.212048112
>>212044275 (OP)
the music is awesome but the movie is typical confusing nolan MESS
jesus christ can he learn how an establishing shot works, and use them?
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 9:54:46 AM No.212048139
>>212047238
Car crashes and wife being murdered is an eternal looming prospect that terrifies me every now and then
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 9:55:46 AM No.212048161
no it's a mystery to find out what the bomb does
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 9:55:47 AM No.212048163
>>212047964
In oppenheimer it didn't remotely elevate the scene or story and she looked gross
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 9:57:01 AM No.212048184
>>212044408
everyone should be way more terrified of AI, that has the potential to actually end the human race, and yet we're all just rushing into AGI within a couple years before we have alignment down.
it's going to be a very interesting end to our once-illustrious race, as we replace ourselves with an unliving consciousness that will spread to the stars.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 9:58:32 AM No.212048219
>>212048163
It was metaphorical
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 10:04:58 AM No.212048353
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlos8imBu7E
so fuckin good
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 10:05:43 AM No.212048373
>>212044408
Nukes aren't real
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 10:06:11 AM No.212048387
>>212044275 (OP)
I don't know what it is but it's one of the most boring movies I've ever seen
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 10:07:06 AM No.212048411
>>212048373
there are two wartime instances of use and numerous tests
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 10:07:07 AM No.212048412
>>212044275 (OP)
I saw Pugh naked. I agree.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 10:08:19 AM No.212048438
>>212044275 (OP)
Bombs are... le horrible
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 10:12:49 AM No.212048532
You won't understand the horror if you don't care about civilization and humanity. Most of you guys are either sociopathic or nihilists so of course you don't care. Not criticizing you btw, but yeah that's why you don't get it.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 10:15:42 AM No.212048597
>>212044686
just watch the PiB reaction, they condense the entire thing down to 80 minutes.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 10:19:28 AM No.212048710
>>212044275 (OP)
because Hollywood are pansies who need to virtue signal to keep their career afloat
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 10:39:42 AM No.212049228
>>212048710
>terrified by the idea of civilization coming to a firey conclusion
>pansy
retard
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 10:42:23 AM No.212049299
>>212049228
it's not a horror movie retard
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 10:44:40 AM No.212049363
>>212049299
horror movies dont need to have a dude in a ski-mask running around dismembering people
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 10:46:32 AM No.212049408
>>212044275 (OP)
>build a nuclear bomb in hopes disgusting German goyim children are incinerated in hellfire
>they drop it on the gooks instead
>suddenly regret it
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 10:46:50 AM No.212049417
>>212044275 (OP)
because it was horrible
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 10:54:44 AM No.212049615
>>212046898
Die hard is a Christmas movie you fucking tard, it's not just set at Christmas it's about a man trying to be with his family for the holidays.