Anonymous
6/27/2025, 11:58:47 AM No.212050878
And I'm supposed to believe a fat nerd like Comic Book Guy could get a hot Asian girlfriend?
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 12:03:17 PM No.212050949
>>212050878 (OP)
>these days even Thailand is expensive
Might as well go to Burma and try to buy a bride there from a local militia
>these days even Thailand is expensive
Might as well go to Burma and try to buy a bride there from a local militia
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 12:04:15 PM No.212050970
>>212050949
It's MyanmR now
It's MyanmR now
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 12:11:52 PM No.212051093
Do asian girls even pursue white guys at all? Like in asia and in 2025?
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 12:15:47 PM No.212051164
>>212050878 (OP)
Homer had this ready and willing to receive his ugly fat bastard cum so yes.
Homer had this ready and willing to receive his ugly fat bastard cum so yes.
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 12:16:34 PM No.212051180
>Comic Book Guy got married
>Moe got a fiancé
>Gil and Ms. Hoover hooked up
>Moe got a fiancé
>Gil and Ms. Hoover hooked up
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 12:21:44 PM No.212051275
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 12:22:17 PM No.212051286
>>212051093
You can bet your baskin ass they do!
You can bet your baskin ass they do!
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 1:01:06 PM No.212051971
>>212051593
Love her
Love her
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 1:22:05 PM No.212052326
I put forth as a general principle, that when a woman of the orient has set eyes upon a man of the Germanic or Anglo-Saxon races of a faire complexion, even for an instant, she shall no longer retain any desire for the men of her native land. Nay, her amorous aspirations will instead turn towards EUROPEANS, and to ensure a connexion with such a gentleman she shall resort to the most vile and miserable acts of desperation.
To wit, it is a well known story in CATHAY, that a merchant's daughter, fresh from seeing for the first time a Dutchman, violently forced herself into the bedchamber of the young mandarin to whom she was betrothed, and fell upon his head with a heavy stone. The purpose of this mayhem, which left the unfortunate young man dead, was to cause the most gruesome lacerations on his scalp, so that his hair would turn red, like a Dutchman's. She was immediately taken before the local magistracy, who, aware of this phenomenon, reluctantly sentenced her to be drowned, knowing that there was no cure for her mad cravings.
And in the palace of the Mikado at YEDO (a place, I dare say, none of my Yankee readers shall ever venture, owing to the precipitous and irreversible decline of American maritime power under PRESIDENT JEFFERSON, courtiers are known to whisper the tale of a maiden of one of the southern islands who, while contemplating the sunrise on a summer's day, happened to glance upon a clipper ship, and saw standing upon its deck a fine and stout Yorkshire lad. While local fishermen were able to stop her from attempting to swim after the ship, it was of no avail: she took neither food nor drink, but instead folded paper into the shape of white men, until starvation overtook her.
To wit, it is a well known story in CATHAY, that a merchant's daughter, fresh from seeing for the first time a Dutchman, violently forced herself into the bedchamber of the young mandarin to whom she was betrothed, and fell upon his head with a heavy stone. The purpose of this mayhem, which left the unfortunate young man dead, was to cause the most gruesome lacerations on his scalp, so that his hair would turn red, like a Dutchman's. She was immediately taken before the local magistracy, who, aware of this phenomenon, reluctantly sentenced her to be drowned, knowing that there was no cure for her mad cravings.
And in the palace of the Mikado at YEDO (a place, I dare say, none of my Yankee readers shall ever venture, owing to the precipitous and irreversible decline of American maritime power under PRESIDENT JEFFERSON, courtiers are known to whisper the tale of a maiden of one of the southern islands who, while contemplating the sunrise on a summer's day, happened to glance upon a clipper ship, and saw standing upon its deck a fine and stout Yorkshire lad. While local fishermen were able to stop her from attempting to swim after the ship, it was of no avail: she took neither food nor drink, but instead folded paper into the shape of white men, until starvation overtook her.