ITT: post your hand, get recommended a movie

>>212051818 (OP)
Supersize me

>>212051818 (OP)
>reverse image search
>0 results
this is why you don't drink when you're pregnant. Anyway, Super Mario Bros (1993) you'd be a good koopa

>>212051818 (OP)
seeing as how your hand is calloused from jacking off, i recommend porn i guess

>>212051818 (OP)
What kind of abominations am I interacting with on this website

>>212052274
Far worse than you realisr

>>212051818 (OP)
Croatian, huh.

>>212052274
>>212052358
dear god is that amerimutt?

>>212051818 (OP)
Swamp Thing

>>212051818 (OP)
Stalker

>>212051818 (OP)
What in the actual fuck is this shit...

>>212052705
A rubber prosthesis. Are you all really this retarded?

>>212052358
¡La abominación!

>>212052741
The only rubber prosthesis we're familiar with have a rather different use.
If you know what I mean.

>>212052741
It's actually AI you fucking cretin.

>>212051818 (OP)
i can't believe you've posted this

>>212051818 (OP)
imagine that shit peeling off and mixing in your food when you're eating

palmoplantar keratodermas

I'm 185cm but have very small hands

>>212051818 (OP)
the skin on my knuckles are cracking up because it’s winter and i’m only moisturising my hands once or twice a day

You guys aren’t posting your hands

the hand could have a win an oscar …

Rec me bros

>>212055287
Gorillas In the Mist

>>212052358
oh shit they got baby sneed in here??

>>212055287
Can I make a wish on that thing?

>>212053414
183cm here, same. I love my wee little hands though, and I even play 7-string guitar pretty damn good :)

>>212055287
king kong

>tfw average height (5'11 KOM)
>have GIANT basketball player size hands and wear a size 13 shoe
>average dick

What the fuck even am I? Was one of my ancestors a bridge troll?

>>212052796
In English, doc?

>>212055287
alright but why would anyone shave the back of their hand?

>>212056039
You got that McGooby phenotype. Start heeming niggas.

>>212051898
What does image searching and NOT finding results prove?

>>212056405
lurk more

>>212056422
It proves nothing, it could be a cropped image he found online.

>>212055287
Robin Williams' Filmography

>>212056039
have women ever stated disappointment in your dick size?

having huge hands and feet but average penis is like being black with average penis

>>212056422
So you don't know. LOL

>>212052467
>amerimutt
look at those teeth, clearly from bongland

>>212056502
Bongs get bad teeth cause of tooth decay. They don't brush or floss.

>>212055287
My Big Fat Greek Wedding

>>212056497
Never openly, but I could tell. Oh well, I still got laid.

>>212056540
Ur getting raped

>>212056540
The Boy In the Striped Pajamas

>>212056540
R u a girl

>>212056601
I can clench my asshole to be so tight that your dick will never fit.

>>212056631
That sounds like a challenge. I love a challenge.

>>212051818 (OP)
Toxic Avenger (original)
>>212055287
Congo
>>212056244
Teeth
>>212056540
Mysterious Skin


Give me a movie recc

Does anybody else have their finger shaped like this? Motherfucker has a hunchback. I think I'm a genetic failure

>>212056631
Okay but for how long can you do it? I’ll be sieving your turdcutter, my big rigid battering ran at attention just waiting for the slightest waiver and loosening of your o-ring. The second it smells opportunity it’s getting in no matter what and your keister kiegels will have only made your Hershey highway entrance that much tighter and clenching on my dong. Thanks for doing all that work it’ll feel great. For me.

>>212056757
It’s crazy when I can tell someone is fat by their pinky kek

>>212056601
no u
>>212056629
100%man
>>212056615
hate that movie
>>212056726
call me by your name ;) (ive seen mysterious skin, so sad)
>>212056672
>>212056829
stop that wasnt me

>>212056757
This nigga making shadow puppets of anteaters bruh.

>>212056862
I started going to the gym ok

>>212056935
>call me by your name ;)
Don't understand why gays love that movie, it's a straight up pedophile film. I think it's funny that timothee's dad character was cool and thought it was hot that Army fucked his 16 year old son.

The dad is all like "fuck I wish I got some hot gay 30 year old guy to fuck my tight ass". Fuck this gay Lolita ass movie. Dad should have realistically been pissed off.

I prefer something like Crusing as the best gay movie.

west sideeeeeeee

>>212057081
Do you bite your nails?

>>212056955
Holy shit kek
>>212057081
Good job bro. You're gonna make it.

>>212057081
Now I feel bad. Good luck and remember it’s going to boil down to diet mostly. Build muscle but you won’t burn enough calories to lose weight you need to restrict calories and eat clean.

>>212057119
>>212056935
Put your cocks away

>>212057425
I'm in my hotpants, it's 22 degrees in bongland. i'm feckin melting

I can also dislocate my thumb on both hands
>>212057136
I used to a lot, but stopped recently
>>212057329
Thanks. I do have problems with that due to being an extreme picky eater, so I'm starting to buy whole foods now

No joke recs pls

pls no bulli

>>212056039
same, 6'0, size 14 shoes and gorilla hands. Fucking sucks, I should be at least 6'3

>>212057718
You know the rules. PTOGTFO.

I would bite my fingers as a kid and now I have a big skin growth on my thumb.

>>212057718
pls be my gf I am very polite and lonely

>>212057743

Dark skinned Indians browse this board? You can tell this is dark skinned Indian skin and not your run of the mill African American skin. I recommend Interstellar my friend.

imagine everyone that's posted is holding hands in a circle right now. what are you thinking?

>>212058301
circle jerk

>>212058301
I'm thinking I hope I'm holding hands with the girl and not OP.

>not a single girl posted
It's over

>>212058279
nope, full African American thankfully. I'll implore you to not accuse me of being a street shitter tyvm

>>212056540
I am going to have sex with you

>>212051898
jeets ruined google and reverse image search has been shit for a while.

>>212058367
>>212057718

>>212055287
Anything with Robin Williams. Maybe Jumanji.

Also, do you shave your hands? I've never seen such an unnatural boundary of hair between a hand and arm. My arms are hairy like yours, but my hairs go all the way onto my hands and fingers. Anyway, it looks terrible and you need to stop doing it.

>>212058671

>>212058737
DEMON! WITCH! BURN HER!

>>212051818 (OP)
I went to school with a kid that had hands like this and I called him alligator hands.

>>212058737
>Jewish woman
>BLACKED bar behind her (signifying foreshadowing)
>Doing a weird hand trick which is cool and a lil creepy
Odd, cursed video. Not AI, but was thinking it was AI for a sec.

>>212051818 (OP)
The whale

Norf FC, reporting in

>>212056935
Uhhh r u gay? Honest question no offense

>>212057718
The thing yes the boring one

>>212053502
k e k
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>>212057718
Pull down your shorts anon you have nice legs

Guess my age while we're at it

>>212059761
60?
Minecraft.

>>212051818 (OP)
Not a movie but this album fits you well, OP

>>212058737

>>212059761
Coomer hand

>>212056719
YUCK cut your nails

Here's a hand with some bloody testosterone

Anyway everybody should watch Cemetery Man and Miracle Mile

>>212058386
no
>>212059236
bi, been with more girls than guys ţbh

>>212060188

>>212052741
>>212051818 (OP)
This is a hand that has been on a cast for some months. Dead skin acumulates since it can't shed and it becomes hardened. A doctor could also guess what bone broke by the position the hand was immobilized.
It must smell like hell too btw. I had half my hand casted and it fucking reeked when I took it off.

>>212060005
Not anymore and it's always looked like that

>>212051818 (OP)
Athlete's foot on your hand?

I need kino

>>212058377
>full African American
No such thing