Let us go through the catalog of /tv/

/tv/...

*discovers the skeletons of long dead baneposters*

I would not take the road through /tv/ unless I had no other choice.

>>212053242
Bane?

speak friend and enter

my cousin Janny will give us a three day vacation

>>212053128
you fear that place.
The anons shitposted too hard and too greedily...

>>212053105 (OP)
>You're a real gluten for punishment.

The mods turned southeast! They're taking the threads to /trash/!

*posts a lustful image and an irrelevant time-wasting question*

>>212053242
*male Skeletons dressed in women's attire. The Hunter Schafer posters were here too*

We ain't had nothing but faggoty threads for three stinking days

But the Anons posted too racist and too horny. You know what they awoke there.

>>212053896
>Is dancing good for you?

>>212054135
yeeaaah... why can't we 'ave some memes...

>>212053519
Bane of Durín?

>>212053519
>be good wizard maia
>get to lazily travel the land and sample local delicacies and narcotics
>be evil balrog maia
>get to hibernate in a fucking mine for a couple of thousand years until you get rudely woken up and then brutalized and killed by a good maia
lol why would anyone join melkor, his pittch sucks ass

>>212056842
Melkor's whole reason for rebellion was his inability to stop his autistic screeching in the song of creation.

Perhaps he's was wondering why someone would whisper a command to someone a mile away before falling down a bottomless pit?

I TOLD YOU TO TAKE THE MODS COMMAND ACCESS.

>>212054135
How about that Silver Lesbian? She doesn't need those silvery legs.

Let the shitposter decide.

>>212054323
When you are just trying to set your tie and go to work in the morning, but you have a brown girlfriend with no job.

>>212053313
this but unironically

>It reads 'The Doors of Chuck — Lord of The Suck and Fuck. Speak, anon, and enter.' If you are an oldfag, you speak the password, and the doors will open."

>>212054323
lustful?

>>212058445
Indians have unironically shit taste

>>212053814
Ban them all!

>>212053105 (OP)
>Not all those who wander are lost

>>212053896
Should girls wear hip waders?

>"BANNY, BANNY, WARNNY, OFF-TOPICALLY BANNY WARRRNNIEEE THREE-DAYA ALL BOARRDDZIEEE"

>>212053105 (OP)
>Dubs... dubs in the deep.

Fag of a OP! This is a serious journey, not a autistic sperging-party. Unplug your router next time, and then you will be no further nuisance.

>>212053519
Wow, what a big guy

>>212054323
Why is this mexican mami so popular all of a sudden?

>>212053105 (OP)
excellent idea for a thread OP!

>>212060151
Yes.

>>212053624
fag-got

Delete your own post next time and rid us of your stupidity.

This elven muff, it's not bad.

>>212063646
I'd eat Galadriel's muff

>>212053105 (OP)
>the end comes…Jannies, Jannies in the deep. They are banning.

>>212062927
You'd understand if you were white

>let us go through the Mines of Moria!

>>212064423
>was I in those mines

not so fast

>>212058467
>Sneed!

>>212065210
Why didn't Legolas know that the Elvish word for Friend was Sneed?

>>212063646
>I asked for one golden hair from her beautiful snatch
>She gave me three

>>212060231
lol

>>212053105 (OP)
Snyderfag shitting up the thread with pointless shit.

>>212058635
>Do you know how the janitors first came into being? They were paid once... mocked and humiliated. A ruined and terrible form of life. And now... perfected. My dedicated board cleaners.
>How do you serve?
>FOR FREEEEEEE

>>212065249
he did, but he was too busy getting fucked by chuck

There are markings. It's some form of Elvish, I can't read it.

>>212053105 (OP)
>I wish the chans had never come to me, that none of this would have happened
>So do all who live to see such faggotry but that is not for ((them)) to decide, all you have to do is decide what to do with the (You)s that are given to you, there are other posters on this board than trannies, OP was mean to post this thread, and anon was meant to post on it, and that is an encouraging thought.

>>212065724
There are still good anons out there. We fight the good fight. We're all here forever, so I say post wisely. Use the forum to inform, learn, and entertain. If this forum falls, then we are truly voiceless.

>>212065895
holy cringe anon this is a meme thread

>>212065676
>ring is really big to fit the thick diameter of Big Sauron Fingers
>reach for it, and it starts shrinking because you're a small guy
T-thanks...

>>212066177
>It may be used to the vast girth of a maiar, but your small girlish hands will fit it nonetheless, anon

>>212066003
the pre-Covid world was so much better

>>212066058
here's a meme for ya!

>>212066058
>It's me anon! don't you know your frien?
>I can't do this anon
>I know. It’s all wrong. By rights we shouldn’t even lurk here. But we are. It’s like in the great archives, anon. The ones that really mattered. Full of trannies and shills they were. And sometimes you didn’t want to know the digits. Because how could the digits be repeating. How could the board go back to the way it was when so much faggotry had happened. But in the end, it’s only a passing thing, this shadow. Even summer must pass. A new day will come. And when the new meme drops it will shine out the clearer. Those were the threads that stayed with you. That meant something. Even if you were too much a nufag to understand why. But I think, anon, I do understand. I know now. Folk in those threads had lots of chances of going outside only they didn’t. Because they were holding on to something.
>What are we holding on to anon?
>That there are some good shitposters on this board, and their worth browsing for!

>>212063646
lol, fu.

>>212065332
Said Legolas gleefully as he read Gimli's diary aloud to the elves of the wood.
>He thinks we're mellon! lmao

Anons!
Four anons!

>>212067711
>What interests bring you to 4chan?
>We wish to visit /tv/. Which threads are our own
>All right young anon, I meant no offense. 'Tis my job to ask question after nightfall. There's talk of redditors abroad. Can't be too careful.

>>212065522
kek

>What's that?
>These my friend, are dubs
>It comes in dubs!? I'm getting one

Where was /tv/ when Cunny posting got banned? Where was /tv/ when Ai slop flooded the catalog gaining (you)s?!

>>212068627
You've had a whole single already!

i can avoid a warning if i please, but to evade a ban entirely, that is a rare gift mr. Anonhill

>what happened, anon? why didn't you bump my thread
>im sorry anon, I was resetting my router

>>212056562
Kek

Sarunon, your thread is autosaged.

>>212069211
kek.

>>212069199
>I will bump it!!! I will post the thread to bump limit... though I do not have the content

You're saged.

>>212069591
A shitposter is never saged, Frodo Baggins. Nor is his post autohid. He obtains (You)s precidely when he means to!

>>212056419
>THERE'S NOT ROOM FOR SHITPOSTING
>What about the generals? They don't need those.

>>212068977
>>212069199
>>212069211
Dubs...dubs in the deep...

>>212069793
They are checking

>>212069199
Kill yourself lotr troon

>>212053105 (OP)
Im literally watching this on HBO right now, and am about 5 lines from this part.

>>212063393
kek

Why do you unfunny faggots post the same threads over and over again. Christ yall are worse than reddit

>>212070795
>we've had one 4chan yes, but what about second 4chan?

>>212070795
Be silent. Keep your faggot tongue behind your teeth. I have not passed through spam and sages to bandy crooked posts with a witless worm.

>>212071000
Was that supposed to be funny?

>recommends to go through Mines of Moria
>has never taken the route
>has not heard from his cousin in decades
>doesn't even know the password to get in.
Kek! Fucking Gimli! Also you called it a mine yourself like 2 scenes ago! It's called a mine because you all mine shit there! Like gold and silver and gems and your mithril stuff.

Like what is this little fucker even talking about? Fucking kek!

Oh and I know your cousin awakened one of Sauron's top Lieutenants, the Balrog, who probably killed him and all of your friends and loved ones in Moria. But let's go back there anyways right? Like did you forget he wrecked you Cats back when your bro Durin ran Shit? Like how did Gimli not remember the Balrog was still there and would likely have a large contingent of goblin and orc troops under his command? What you think he just left!?

MY DEAR CUNNY CONNOISSEURS, SNEED THREAD MAKERS, SHIELD SUCK IT POSTERS, DOCTOR WHO GENERAL, KDRAMA FAGS AND MIMECRAFT MOVIE LOVERS

>>212071158
>FAGS
Yaaaah
>SIMPS
Yaaaah
>Off-topics and Big Guy!
Big GUYS

>>212062927
>all of a sudden
this is the third year of xochitl's domination of /tv/, newfag

>>212071240
>Off-topics and Big Guy!
For YOU!

>>212071158
>I give (You)s to half of you half as much as I should like, and (You)s to less than half of you half as much as you deserve

>>212071100
The main reason Gimli and Gloin went to the council of Elrond was to find out what happened to Balin

>>212071291
>I'm afraid this is the end. I'm leaving /tv/ tomorrow. I bid you all a very fond farewell. Goodbye.
>SEE YOU TOMORROW FAGGOT

>>212071464
>I suppose you think that was terribly clever?
>oh calm down it was just a bit of fun posting
>There are many bannable offenses and none of them should be posted lightly
>oh you're probably right, I'm leaving everything to newfags
>What about your meme folder?
>yes yes everything
>anon.... it's still on your desktop

Excellent thread

>>212071919
>After all...why shouldn't I keep it?
>I think you've had that folder long enough

>I didn't think it would end this way.
End? No, the journey doesn't end here. A Global Rule 3 ban is just another path. One that all Anons must take. The grey rain-curtain of this router rolls back, and all turns to closed tabs... then you see it!
>What? Gandalf? See what?
Based posters... and beyond. A true redpilled board, under a swift sunrise.
>Well, that isn't so cringe.
No... no, it isn't.
卐

>I didn't think it would end this way.

>End? No, the thread doesn't end here. Bump limit is just another path, one that we all must take. The grey rain-curtain of this world rolls back, and all turns to silver glass, and then you see it.

>What? Gandalf? See what?

>Blue boards, and beyond, a far catalogue under a swift sunrise.

>Well, that isn't so bad.

>No. No, it isn't.”

I can't post images for you...but I can give (You)s! COME ON!

>>212053105 (OP)
Tri-force to enter the catalog

They've got a troll.

>and they call it a meme

A MEME!!

One doesn't just walk to page 10.

You heard right, Tits or GTFO

>>212074362
>this isn't a meme...it's a Reddit screencap

One more post and it will the longest thread I've ever been in.

You've been on the Farmer Faggot's cock!

don't

be


copy-pasty

>>212064097
>>the end comes…Jannies, Jannies in the deep
They were once men.

>>212074634
>we.... have agreed...
>yes?
>I have given you ip's to moot.... and we have just agreed that you are not jannies
>well that's good news!

>Many of these posters were my friends. Anons I had known from 2004 or 2005.
>I'm sorry, Oldfag.
>They had memes of their own. Moot! An admin should know better! There is no curse in Elvish, Entish or the posts of Men for this treachery.
>Look! The Anons! They’re moving! Where are they going?
>They have business with the Mods. My business is with Hiro tonight... with rock and stone.
Bump!
>Come my friends. The Oldfags are going to war. It is likely that we go to Page 10.

>>212072721
>You want it for yourself
>TRIPCODE NEWFAG! DO NOT TAKE ME FOR SOME REDDITOR OF CHEAP QUIPS, I'M NOT TRYING TO REPORT YOU, I'm trying to bump you!

>>212075108
>It is likely that we go to Page 10.
Autistic SCCCCRRRREEEeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>212074612
>You've been on the Farmer Faggot's cock!
So it comes down to this. How can one deal with such reckless shitposting?

You have my 4

>>212075406
And you have my OC

FyI

>>212067897

>>212075406
>You have my 4
And my /x/

>>212075340
>The porn of brap spammerman will post once more!
>YES!!!!
>*BRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP....BBRAAAAAAP

>Fly you fags!

>>212075451
Go back to the thread from hence you came!

You can make an effort post,
Something good enough for braggin',
But the shitty posts that I love the most
Come from /tv/ faggots!

>>212074884
>and what about summerfags, have you reached a decision about them?
>now, don't be hasty master anon
>hasty? Our friens are on here, they cannot fight this war on their own
>war, yes it effects is all, but you must understand master anon, it takes a long time to post something in the new format, and we never post anything unless it's worth taking 15 minutes to post.