My god Gale, how did you get the milk so creamy?

Shlurp status?

Coffeefags are the worst. The only caffeine I get is from pre workout

*sips*
>Oh God..... Gale this is........
*SHLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP*
>I've never had......
*GULP* *GULP* *GULP* *GULP*

>>212059339 (OP)
Excellent coffee Gale!

>>212059416
We'll be schlurping while you get seizures or what ever pre workout does

>>212059411
3 cups black coffee, one cappuccino

*sips*
>YEEEEOOWCH!!! GALE THIS IS TOO HOT!! TOO HOT!!
*SHLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP*
>OW OUCH OWIE HOT HOT HOOOOT!!!

>>212059974
kek at the melting index finger

>>212059618
>drinking 2 cups of coffee (200mg caffeine) every morning as soon as you wake up like a fucking drug fiend
>this is good

>taking a scoop of pre workout (200 mg of caffeine) to give you energy before exercising
>omg that shit is like poison you're going to die from a heckin heart attack!

why are coffeeniggers so retarded?

>>212060148
i shove that shit up my ass

>>212059411

>>212059416
>>212060148
>pwos
just take caffeine tablets + citrulline

>>212059411
sipped and gripped

SCHLURP

>>212059339 (OP)
>drinking coffee with milk

what is it with americans and their antiquated brewed coffee? the entire rest of the world moved onto espresso decades ago

*sip*

>>212059339 (OP)
Baskin status?

>>212059416
>that thing we have been drinking for literally thousands of years, pshh that's the worst
>give me this over produced chemical slop though that leads to health issues and heart palpitations!
K

>>212060148
Nobody is drinking 200mg of coffee in the morning you dumb fucking zoomer, 200mg in one scoop is dangerously high depending on your weight class. Coffee strained in liquid form takes longer to digest than the powder does, if you are seriously doing 200mg every workout, you are going to die before you are 30.

>>212059411
I'm staying. I'm finishing my coffee.
Enjoying my coffee

>>212060456
>Nobody is drinking 200mg of coffee in the morning you dumb fucking zoomer,
...? Are you just guessing that 200mg is a lot because 200 looks like a big number or something?

>>212060456
>200mg in one scoop is dangerously high
I don't understand what you meant by this anon

>some kids walk up to me at the store
>tell me I look like Walther White
>pull a Saul say that I don't know what they're talking about
in hindsight should have just embraced it

>>212060402
is there a difference though between caffiene from coffee and caffiene from energy drinks?

>>212060456
lmao what

coffee snobs are really lame
just drink the fucking coffee, if it's not good, change it up, don't try to pretend it's an art form
that said I respect Gail's autism for something so meaningless

There are few things in life I care about less than coffee...

>>212060626
>blonde roast has way more caffeine than dark roast

just drink green tea. tastes better, gives you a nice dose caffeine but not enough to make you so addicted that your day is ruined without a cup, w*men are impressed by it. i do enjoy a nice cup of coffee as a treat every now and then but drinking shit tier coffee every day serves no purpose

>>212060752
now that's what i call autism

>>212059416
Watch your blood pressure, little fella.

>>212060626
Did i stutter? Do you think your average coffeefag is drinking 270mg of caffeine every morning?

Ah ah ahhhhh

>>212061046
Yes, easily

>>212061046
Apparently the average coffee has between 40-80mg of caffeine so yea if somebody is drinking a couple of coffees in the morning before leaving the house or gets a large/venti they're not far off

>>212059339 (OP)
>LOOK MOMMY I MADE THE THREAD AGAIN!
Fucking kill yourself faggot.

>>212061447
So again, how old are you? Nobody in America is double fisting that amount of caffeine in the morning.

>>212061046
Yes. Especially given that most of them have built up tolerance so they drink more caffeine than they realize.

>>212061603
30 and not American but I drink a couple of coffees in the morning with my ciggies and sometimes grab a McDonald's coffee on the way to work

>>212060755
all the other bullshit they throw in that doesn't do anything good for you

>>212059416
I wish I could drink coffee but for some reason my ADHD riddled zoomer brain can't handle it. Like one cup is enough to knock me the fuck out and ruin the rest of my day. I don't know why.

>>212060752
>SAY
>MY
>NAME

>>212060825
Stop busting my balls

>>212059416
I drink coffee as my preworkout.

>>212061839
seek Christ

>>212059339 (OP)
>>212059578
>>212059974
>>212060252
>>212061085

NOT THE FINEST ESPRESSO!

>>212059416
he needs pre workout to work out. what a DYEL manlet incel

>>212060206
lynch-posting is not allowed on this board ever since david lynch was determined to be too cringe and reddit for us

>>212060626
wait, decaf coffee actually has caffeine??? i usually drink about half a gallon a day, just because of the taste!
why do they call it decaf?

>>212061839
>ciggies
lol
>McDonald's
lmao, even

>>212059411

>>212060782
food snobs are really lame
just eat the fucking eat, if it's not good, change it up, don't try to pretend it's an art form
that said I respect Marco Pierre's autism for something so meaningless

>>212062039
Okay.

>>212062342
consider me kyleposting

>>212061839
You are disgusting I can't imagine what your stomach lining looks like holy shit.

He spent ten years learning how to steam the milk.
THE MILK.

>>212061780
You are a baby who watches cartoons about coffee drinkers. I'm a fucking snob and I don't drink that much in the morning. If you knew anything about caffeine addiction, you space it out over the day because you are chemically hooked to it so you drink it periodically throughout the day.

>>212062789
what if he conned Mike into thinking that he drank his own pee, but swapped it with Kim's pee?

>>212062342
Imagine saying this
>us
fuck off summerfag, this is a Lynch board.

>>212062432
It's a negligible amount unless you're chugging it in one sitting

Luv cofe
Simple as

>>212060752
>I am the one who shops

>>212064147
How much caffeine is in two cups of coffee? Do you think someone drinking two cups of coffee every morning is an extreme unfathomable amount?

>>212061537

>>212064272
Cheers

>>212064375
based

>>212060752
Some old bitch at a supermarket told me I looked like Logan. I wasn't sure if she meant is as a compliment or not. What do you think?

>drinking coffee
No, thank you.
Seek the words of our Celestial Father, his holy son Jesus Christ, and his prophet Joseph Smith.

>>212065290
i dont give a FUCK about some SANDNIGGER KIKE

>>212060456
don't tell this anon how much caffeine a single can of Monster has...

>>212060402
>that thing we have been drinking for literally thousands of years
We literally haven't. It's burned seed water that fires up your immune system because it thinks you've been poisoned

>>212065290
Fuck off Mormon wigger.

>>212064919
I think it was a compliment

>>212065290
*ACK*

>>212066040
God gave all beings free will, with can be used for good or evil. Some free beings choose to do evil with it. Furthermore, good and evil is subjective for humanity. People from the past might find our modern-day society to be evil, and vice versa.

>>212060755
The caffeine is the same, but almost any plant that has caffeine has other complementary ingredients. It's why you see caffeine pills with l-theanine (found in green/black tea) to take the edge off.
It is completely retarded to involve a zillion chemical intensive processes to isolate these compounds from natural sources only to re-combine them all into a pill to hopefully get the same result as drinking something that tastes good in the first place

rewatching break bad after many years since my last rewatch(close to finishing season 1) and it's insane how good the pilot is, i'd almost forgotten. probably the best pilot of all time? the goat'd pilot?

>>212066543
poisoned seed water vs chemicals mimicking poisoned seed water

both of you brainwashed slaves are consuming toxic slop

>>212065821
There was coffee in Babylon you dumb faggot, and China.

>>212066618
Look at this dude over here, don't tell him oxygen is technically poisonous too and that's why your cells age and die.

>>212066749
Provide a source, disinfo faggot. I looked it up and both of your claims are false. Even if you had an argument, which you don't, 5000 years is still nothing compared to the hundreds of thousands of years that came before it. If you want to double down into ignorance and drink toxic seed sludge, I don't give a fuck. Just another brainwashed retard knocking himself out.
>>212066821
Oxygen consumption is mandatory for life. Burned seed water consumption is not. Were you dropped on your head as a child? Don't answer that, I already know.

>>212066245
>always one of these apologetics fags
In which way do you want it explained how stupid this is? Do you want the simple explanation of "anything that's simultaneously omnipotent and omniscient who allows you to enact evil is itself evil" or do you need more of a lesson?

>>212066872
I think you misunderstood how I was making fun of you about the oxygen thing. I think you have autism.

>>212066872
I can't imagine being this mad that people drink bean water.

>>212066963
You were trying to equate the alleged toxicity of oxygen to that coffee, as if their levels of toxicity are equal, in some idiotic attempt at mocking my statements. Unlike oxygen, nobody has to consume coffee. If you have some other explanation, feel free to share.
>>212066996
Drink away, chump. Drink a few gallons of the stuff and let me know how you feel after.

>>212066872
>oxygen
>mandatory
lol no, we evolved lungs specifically to deal with the fact that it has a toxic quality to it that leads to accelerated cellular death, compared to the trace amounts in deep water that was manageable for gills, if anything it was a big fluke for us to breathe air outright in the first place and evolution never really course corrected hence why we dump so much CO2 into the lower atmosphere

>>212066245
>God gave all beings free will, with can be used for good or evil. Some free beings choose to do evil with it.
Free will has a similar paradox. If god didn't know exactly what you would choose to do and become in the future with the traits he gave you when he created you, then he is NOT all knowing. Or he is all knowing and he created you to be destined to become good or evil, knowing in advance what choices you would make because of the traits he gave you, which in turns means he didn't give you free will. Free will is incompatible with an all-knowing creator.
>Furthermore, good and evil is subjective for humanity.
But if there is a god, then morality is objective

>>212067069
Again, why are you this mad about it?

>>212060148
>pre workout
biggest meme. you either are strong enough to lift some weight or don't. scoop of caffeine and amino acids don't suddenly make you any stronger

>>212067108
We evolved to breathe oxygen over millions of years, versus consuming burned seed water over the past ~600. You're definitely a certified retard. Probably lost your mind due to coffee consumption
>>212067152
Why do you exist? To ask pointless questions?

>>212067251
Again, why are you this upset?

>>212066904
Your problem is you want god to be a superhero that beats up bad guys for you.

>>212066040
>why is there evil?
There isn't. Our understanding of good and evil is incomplete. Only God knows

Ezpz

>>212065290
Matthew 15:11

how did a thread about coffee become a debate about religion

>>212060825
have a shot of espresso. have two.

>>212069251
No the problem is that you christcucks don't understand how overpowered you've made your own mythos or how omnipotentcy works and how it effectively makes everything you believe retarded.

>>212059533
Holy fuck Gale was the tamago guy???

>>212059339 (OP)
Wow this is so good, Jessie, shoot Gale in the face please.

>>212059533
>1750426387973072m.jpg

>>212070657
Nah, you think god is some kind of zeus that shoots lightning out his ass at people he hate. You have no idea what god is

>>212070852
Nobody does, he's fiction retard. Its whatever you say it is.

>>212070907
Nah, you think god is some kind of mr manhattan that can fart nukes because you have no idea what god is

>>212064188
I thought /pol/ was the lynch board?

>>212060148
I drank only half of one of these and was bouncing off the walls(300 mg of caffeine) there’s no way that is good for you consistently

>>212070963
Again, it's all fiction anon. It is whatever I say it is lol

>>212071134
If you want to understand you just have to read The Book, but you don't want to be wrong even if it means you will be right in the end.

>>212060369
>durrr why do people drink beer when there's a shot?
because they're trying to drink a beverage and not pound a drug

>>212071219
I will never not find it hilarious how some of you people assume nobody has ever read the Bible before. my ironic brother in made up Christ, it's why I'm an atheist lol

>>212071573
Cool tell me why you don't like it

>>212064426
How big are those cups?

>>212071633
Idk, despite the absolutely abhorrent violence in it, none of it is consistent?

When was Jesus even born, anon? When was he crucified?

Real niggas drink yerba mate

>>212062342
Agent Cooper will never not be allowed.

>>212071813
Cool opinion. Name some verses you disagree with

>>212072027
What is the point of this exercise? The slaughter of Midian.

>>212072099
Old testament, but nice try. Got anything else?

>>212072233
That's...the Bible man.

>>212072417
You don't understand the Bible if you don't understand the difference

>>212069295
Anything evil would be things that explicitly, and knowingly go against the teachings of Jesus, the Ten Commandments, The Bible. If what you say is true then there’s no reason for a religion because, conversely we can’t say those are actually good either

>>212067130
Literally all of this is objectively wrong and has been debunked ages ago by people like Aquinas and Willian Lane Craig. God I fucking hate midwit atheists, kill yourself

>>212059339 (OP)
Why do retards pretend that coffee and beer tastes good?

>>212071104
I believe they actually got sued for that name

>>212059416
Babie bitch

>>212074764
It requires a cats tongue. You wouldn't understand

>>212059339 (OP)
>Been watching him for weeks
>Know every step to his brew

>>212074764
Imagine having the palette of a toddler

>>212074764
Americans hate anything with flavor

>>212059339 (OP)
could you please remake this thread in 13-14 hours
ty

>>212059416
>lonely, loser virgin
>spends all day in the gym, still afraid to talk to other humans
>"o-one day when i've made it i'll have a gf just like chad..."
>is entering his 30s soon
>hates coffee (and probably alcohol and smokes too) because he needs these moralistic touchpoints to pretend he has a personality
kek
i used to try and help losers like you now i just laugh watching your lives unravel

>>212075335
ahaha can you imagine this 5-foot-nothing mutt trying to look intimidating near you?

>>212077341
What race is he anyway

>>212078807
Native American. Imagine him with long hair

>>212059416
pleb detected

>>212060456
Why do some people need caffeine to start their workout? Doesn't the workout itself get you energized, or is it just me? Like, do a few minutes of cardio then you should be good to go.