THEY GOT IT ALL BLOCKED OFF

BAFFIN BAY
LANCASTER SOUND
HUDSON STRAIT

EVERY FUCKING PASSAGE!

Was he right or wrong?

>>212063267
He was in the right. Parades are retarded

>>212063140 (OP)
Do people really find this video entertaining? I fucking hate retards like this guy and I wish the cops had shot him.

*drives through a screaming crowd*
*takes a gigantic vape hit*

>>212063232
top kek

>>212063315
helps calm the nerves, maaaan

>>212063302
who, if any, was an injured party during this?

kino

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ndpryp2OlUQ

Shame he’s a gay pedo

>>212063267
There's a class element to it. The roadway, a public utility required for basically anybody to do their job, cut off for parade. The people with free time and disposable income and a weekend off can afford to go down and enjoy a parade. People with real jobs, often low-income, can't. So a genuine tool that the poorest need for their job is cut off to serve the frivolous entertainment of the rich. He's angry, he's late. Why? So that a bunch of people that he normally works for that are wealthier than him can enjoy a day off. What can a man do but drive through it?

>>212063607
Marx speaks of this

>>212063267
He was based

>>212063140 (OP)
this is my favorite video on the internet

>>212063607
Really well said. Used to be a problem for my boss at work. I'd be there in the morning but he'd shoe up afternoon so if there was a parade it blocked crucial roads to get to work for him and he'd come in flying off about hating parades.

>>212063140 (OP)
Who's gonna play him in the inevitable biopic

>>212063778
Kek I hope there are NPCs in GTA VI that rage like him when blocked, or at least some of the songs make it into the radio.

>>212063140 (OP)
Did we ever find out just where he was in such a rush to get to?

>>212063925
He heard the parade was in town

>>212063607
Basically this. It’s really a Falling Down situation. And it wasn’t only the parade but construction on the off ramp.

honestly based

>You're my sunrise you keep comin' up
>You're in every conversation, every smokey situation

>>212063807
This, so much this

>>212064253
I hope they put that in GTA 6

>>212063752
>>212064161
>state only gives one transportation option that takes a significant down cost on the end user
>closes it to pay union guys to sit around
>closes it to let office people put lawn chairs on the sidewalk and watch a band go by so they can pretend they live in a country that hasn't existed for 40 years
>you pay for the privilege of paying to get fucked
I'd road rage too

>>212065212
I’ve almost run up into the grass to get around a bunch of bullshit construction like he does in the video before. I’m so tired of people who are totally oblivious to how they waste your time

Very cool how those guys are like 35% of the voter base.

>>212063232
gets a zozzle out of me every time

>>212063140 (OP)
[Spoiler]ITS COMIN RIGHT FOR US!![/spoiler]

>>212063232
heh

>>212063140 (OP)
Bro just fucking had enough. Can’t blame him. Living in a society is rough.

>>212065212
>>212065266
I knew /tv/ was my people

>>212065212
>closes it to pay union guys to sit around

I've seen enough China videos to know that this is the lesser of 2 evils.

>>212064161
this fat tard was going to a brunch with his mother, lol

>>212065939
What a filial son

Why is everyone so angry nowadays?

Hello, is this the Based Department?

>>212066107
Americans are more prone to being psychopaths

>>212063607
What a retard you must be. Parades are for rich people because they have weekends off. Fuck off completely.

>>212063140 (OP)
he was mad becuase he was late and didn't have time to stop and rape the kids

Manchild thread.

>>212066107
I don't know, nobody has bothered to post the video. Its not like parades are some unknown thi g, they're permitted weeks or months in advance, as is road construction. I guess one guy on the internet was too much of a retard to find a different route. Apparently this is also a condemnation of society because of one retard and several spergs on the internet.

>>212066229
my city has never had a parade on the weekend in the history of my life

>>212066342
Ok

>>212066229
My niece had her own float in the town parade because she did well at dance. I have wealth that you could only imagine. I routinely torture baristas and retail wagies in basement and rich corporations pay me handsomely for it.

>>212066107
>Why is everyone so angry nowadays?
Having to endure heavy traffic everyday is bad enough, having it worsened by roadworks and pointless parades is basically a humiliation ritual

>>212066193
Holy…and I thought he was based before for just the road rage!

>>212066359
>in basement
Wealthy people would never make this mistake

>>212066381
Why don't you walk?

>>212066404
He'd be a kino fishman in a Lovecraft movie adaption

>>212066193
just like an artists music is not ruined by them fucking a 13 year old height of their fame this man's heroic ride is not ruined by him being a degenerate pederast

>>212066414
My own personal grammar checker is currently tied a post outside and dying of dehydration. Capitalism allows me to do this.

>>212066484
dont be a jackass most people arent walking distance from their job

>>212066484
Because walking to work would take me about 5 hours, each way. I'm not ready to accept the Sims torture routine just yet

>>212066342
post racial makeup stats

>>212063778
Pedro pascal after gaining 80 pounds of fat

5 years in prison seems a bit over the top. No one got hurt.

>>212066602
You can choose to work a job that's closer, or move closer. You must have a humilation fetish.

>>212066555
This is why I support tax cuts for billionaires and a reduction in worker rights. If you had two grammar checkers this never would have happened

>>212066644
agreed unless it was related to his priors

>>212066193
>third degree sodomy
What does that mean?

>>212066670
>You can choose to work a job that's closer, or move closer.
Wrong on both counts.

>>212066670
rarely does a job thats closer afford the rent you have

>>212066698
>he's not familiar with the different degrees of sodomy

>>212063449
The kids who have PTSD after witnessing some obese retard nearly turn them into roadkill on a casual Sunday afternoon

>>212066644
i think the comedic aspect of his crime should've been taken into account during sentencing

>>212066698
he broke that buck hard

>>212066671
That would be twice the workers that I would have to pay below the poverty line, though. Maybe I can force one of the maidstaff to do it, with a pay cut, naturally. Can you believe the poors think they deserve money? Haha

>>212066815
in a better world

>>212066381
Not my problem. You have full access to the information that tells you roads are going to be closed off. Plan better. This oaf was too busy diddling kids to watch the news, how's that my problem?

>>212066698
According to jewgle, it's sodomy with someone who is either underaged or otherwise incapable of consenting.

>>212066893
>Not my problem
Obviously, it's the problem of the person in heavy traffic. That's how problems work, they only exist for the people that are experiencing the problem

>>212066738
Oh okay.
>>212066777
Then maybe a new line of work is needed, or a relocation. Anon chooses everyday to humilate himself, though.

>>212066815
The song is both perfectly picked and perfectly synced with what's happening. It's borderline kino

>>212063607
He was on his way to see his mother you mong

>>212066968
Thankyou for acknowledging your ignorance on the matter. Good luck to you in the future

>>212066954
Are the problems of absolute mongoloids really worth altering anyone else's lives for? If you're too ignorant of local events that something as well known as a parade is a total shock and rage inducing, than literally any inconvenience will be as well. Not worth changing anything for.

>>212067041
Enjoy, wagie! Just remember taht when your boss doesn't give you a raise, you chose this life, and you chose it every day!

lmao

>>212066968
you move to a cheaper place and theres either less properties or less job opportunities, so you live in city wheres theres ample opportunity but now the cost of living is so high only a few people are able to succeed, thusly people have to get cheap properties in cheaper places and commute just to make ends meet, theres not enough tech jobs for every person to get a good career even if everyone did go to college

>>212066954
Then stop bitching about it, we don't care about your sad life you retarded manual laborer lmao. Go tell the other poorfags about your problems.

>>212067103
>taht
Stopped reading. If you had a job you would be able to afford an English tutor.

>>212067220
i don't agree with him but if your only criticism is that he hastily typed his words and placed a letter out of order your side isn't looking all that better, has nothing to do with english it has to do with laziness

>>212067051
>Are the problems of absolute mongoloids really worth altering anyone else's lives for?
That depends on whether you consider every single person that uses that roadway to be a mongoloid

>>212063607
>>212063267
He was wrong.
If you watch the video, the parade was well attended. Tons and tons of people and families enjoying community and free entertainment. He is just one guy, he isn’t more important than all those people.
>>212063607
You’re an idout. Working class people attend parades, well off people don’t want to be around the riffraff.

>>212067274
I'm sorry, I don't endure the opinions of incels that can't spell as a matter of principle.

>>212067344
that wasn't a spelling error, everyone can spell that

>>212067567
If he could have spelled it properly, he would have.

>its another everyones seen the video but you thread and nobody links it

>>212067823
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8gMd9XZJyg

>>212067823
tell us what you think after you watch

>>212067304
>you consider every single person that uses that roadway to be a mongoloid
Just fat manchildren who tardrage because they were minorly inconvenienced by a section of the road being blocked off so it took them an extra 10 minutes to get their burger from mcdonalds.

>>212063140 (OP)
Why Sinbad angry?

>>212067870
>>212067973
i like his slow realization that he ruined his life. and turning his music on the moment he decides to activate was kino

>>212066899
So what would first degree sodomy be?

>>212068251
just standard faggotry but it's only illegal in places that are anti-gay

>>212063140 (OP)
Why didn't he just park his car cross the parade on foot, and then take a taxi for the rest of the journey?

>>212068032
It's a fact that everybody on that roadway was inconvenienced by that parade, and not necessarily in a minor way. Most people don't flip out even at major inconveniences, you're just fixating on the one molester blowing his lid.

>>212067139
Then accept lesser opportunities elsewhere dude. If the super high salary the job affords doesn't allow you to live nearby, is it worth it?

No, its not. Because if the end result is winding up like OP, then what is the point?
>>212068300
The normal response is
>Why is the road blocked off?
>Fuck, the parade.
>Fuck me, why didn't I remember
I'm not about to ban parades because someone unimportant sgithead "has somewhere to be"

>>212068300
Boohoo. Sometimes life is inconvenient. Unless you're a toddler you should be able to figure out alternate routes to a destination.

>>212068734
Google doesn't always give alternative directions. Please, anything but personal responsibility.

>>212068697
>The normal response is
Irrelevant. I'm not arguing with you about what the normal response is. I'm arguing that the parade inconveniences thousands of people, which it does.

>>212068905
Its not an inconvenience if you receive adequate notification.

>>212068221
>i like his slow realization that he ruined his life
He already had multiple convictions for molesting minors. He doesn't have the IQ for that sort of insight. If he did he would have already realized he ruined his life

>>212069026
Yes it is. Compensating for a problem doesn't mean the problem doesn't exist.

>>212066525
I wish I could add my /tv/ friends

>>212068846
This faggot is just being deliberately obtuse,

>>212068032
>minorly inconvenienced
I hate this argument because people get condemned all the fucking time for minor inconveniences that we're supposed to believe are big deals, like slapping a girl's ass
>>212068288
Taxis are a fucking scam
>>212068734
kill yourself

>>212066525
/tv/ anons don't have jobs and responsibilities. If you never leave your bedroom you can't relate to the daily degradation of existing with modern society

>>212063267
he was right to be pissed but wrong to endanger people and break traffic law. I don't know Portland but if something like this happened in my city my commute would go from 30-40 minutes to an hour and a half

>>212063232
top heehee

>>212069370
>my commute would go from 30-40 minutes to an hour and a half
Have you considered moving houses or getting a new job? I find this to be a feasible proposition as somebody who has never had a fulltime job or any responsibilities

>>212069135
Yes, it does.

>>212066792
>be amerilard
>have a vehicle drive past you
>get PTSD
LMAO why are amerilards so mentally buckbroken?

>>212069486
I accept your concession

>>212063232
greatest /tv/ thread of all time

>>212069349
>people get condemned all the fucking time for minor inconveniences that we're supposed to believe are big deals, like slapping a girl's ass
SAAAAR GOOD MORNING FROM PUNJAB

>>212068288
>pay a taxi twice to get home and back to your car later
that and the loss of time is not something practical when you're a poor wagie, I would've driven an insane roundabout way to go around the parade it couldn't of added more than 30 minutes and he had his tunes and vape

>>212069370
I mean he did show off some impressive driving skills though

>>212063719
adam sandler at his worst is still funnier than MDE

>>212069494
Because apparently there are millions of people convinced that they're unable to alter their lives, even slightly. Or apparently indentured servitude became a thing again.

>>212069426
getting another job is a no-go. I've considered moving but the places I could afford and would be closer to my workplace are either unsafe or too remote from everything else

>>212068697
instead of making up excuses for how financially hard it is to survive today why don't you just say
>fuck poor people I got mine I could give a damn if 50% of society is suffering

>>212069565
Poor wagies just call in to work when they're inconvenienced, have you ever worked?

>>212069643
50%? Really?

>>212066193
Holy shit with this class of sodomy he really is an Ancient Mariner!

/tv/ trying to turn a roadraged guido nearly plowing into a parade of crackers into a working class hero is peculiar

>>212069628
>be amerilard
>get put on SSRIs at 14
>chop the twig and berries off at 15
>survive school shooting at 16
>drop out of school at 17
>suicide at 18
A modern Shakespearian tragedy.

>>212069702
Nobody is doing that

>>212069702
>crackers
Brown hands typed this

>>212069669
This is America. Poor wagies will be replaced by Paco for daring to take two sick days or being late for work

>>212069702
Its a meme you fucking autist.

>>212063140 (OP)
This dude was like Tony Hawks Pro Skater with all the crimes appearing like tricks on the screen.

>>212069637
But that is a choice you're making. Whether the job elsehwere is beneath you, or doesn't pay as much as you'd like, or its too boring for your tastes, its still a choice. And also those same areas that have more to do... have more parades.
>>212069643
I really don't care what financial situation people have gotten themselves into. A "poor" person, who can apparently commute 30-90 minutes to work everyday isn't that bad off for that fact alone. That same person can use that same conveyance to go elsewhere for employment or a place to live, I guess unless the exit is blocked off for a parade.

>>212066193
he earned them boys

>>212066404

>>212069911
>bro, just give up your career path and get a low paying job so you can work closer to home
You're an imbecile

>>212069734
>Hey mom, I have to move, the only way I can even live here is by commuting 3 hours every day. Sorry we won't be able to have brunch every Sunday, maybe you can come visit me in [literally any other place].
These sorts of things are the "responsibilities" that "keep people trapped in suburbs/cities". I don't get the helplessness.
>>212069837
They just bounce to another job. And its more like 10 call ins in 6 months, with several being multiple day absences. Paco's also aren't any more reliable, they have all kinds of family drama, USCIS appointments, endless hospital visits on top of shit everyone else deals with. Also, more than you'd think are leaving.

>>212069702
I formulate posts in a way that I believe would make Peter Thiel the most mad. I've done this against every bot/shill campaign in the last 15 years. I think it's funny to nudge against someone spending a bunch of time and money on something, for free. I do it for free.

>>212069911
yeah, I compromised. I wanted to be a NEET and leave my house twice a week. but I compromised and work a 9 to 4 for 5 days a week doing a 40 minute commute. it could be worse. my problem isn't even parades, it's the fact there's traffic all day, every day, going everywhere at every hour

>>212070034
I don't give a shit if you choose to live like that, but I also don't want you shitting up the internet like someone is forcing you to live like that. Even contracted employees don't whine like that.

>>212070021
He really really likes that image.

>>212070198
>NEETing and leaving my house twice a week
More power to you, but I think you could more efficiently do that somewhere else. Unless you've totally given up ont he NEET part and partake in city life.

>>212070358
the life is never strictly off the table, if you know what I mean; the life is always ON the table, you know what I mean. I'm just waiting for an opening and fixing to leave this stupid city

>>212070198
20 years in the NEET cave... I wanted dino nuggies, I ate dry Top Ramen out of the pack instead.

>>212070252
>I don't give a shit if
Clearly you do, because you've spent the entire thread whining about interactions that you've chosen to enter into

>>212063140 (OP)
I swear, if Yelawolf doesn’t end up in GTAVI I’m going to be very disappointed. Maybe someone can mod in pride parades to rampage through.

>>212066193
He had to get it on

>>212069426
>never had a fulltime job or responsibilities
not all of us are born with a silver spoon up our ass

>>212063302
if it was just a truck driving through a crowded parade that'd be one thing. the cameras and music give him a sense of protagonism and everyone hates being stuck in traffic. so yeah in a twisted sorta way I was kind of rooting for him

>>212069669
ive worked nonstop since I was 16, 14 years almost as much time as before I worked, scrape by just enough to survive

>>212069702
if he was a nigger everyone would (rightfully) be calling it a chimp out

>>212070666
Best of luck, Satan

>>212063232
Choicest of chortles

>>212069693
in america yeah thats not far from the truth, people make near 6 figures in new york city and still live pay check to pay check

>>212069669
calling in means missing out on a crucial payday, not to mention that I used to work with crews that were 3 people meaning if I didn't show up they were massively understaffed and the work I did flat out wouldn't get done

>*when white guy breaks the law and chimps out*
>OMG SO LE BASED!
>*non white does the same thing*
>degenerate behavior!
???

>>212070955
Doesn't the PC version let you put your own tracks in?

>>212071481
>>212071405
The white person is doing it for a good reason usually. The black is doing it out of impulse.

>>212071481
if a nog drove through a a parade without hitting people I'd call him based too, and for the record the guy in OP isn't white

>>212071481
this is a Christopher Dorner board, chuddie

>>212071481
That never happened

>>212063302
>Do people really find this video entertaining?
He’s what you called a based retard. Very stupid, but highly entertaining.

>>212071481
He's raging against the state and a waning society. No one was harmed but the message was heard. It was a peaceful protest.

Controversial opinion: Getting a drivers license needs to be way more difficult than it currently is.

>>212071804
I was asked to drive for 10 minutes then parallel park twice. What do you think it should be like?

>>212071804
Realistically insurance will just insist on more and more intense scrutiny until you have a camera pointed at your face at all times. If you go on your phone your monthly doubles

>>212072033
Good.

>>212071584
>you can't corner the dorner
man that was a fun event to follow live

>>212071480
It definitely does, but that doesn't stop anyone from doing it. Its also aggravating when they complain about not having money.

>>212072329
i was raised well enough that it takes extraordinary circumstance to call out or even be late. as far as complaining about money my mother in law is not even 50 yet and she was whining about how she has less money today than any other point in being a mother 26 years, this is the same woman that spent her 8k tax refund on random shit like couches and a vacation recently and the year before that bought a piece of land for 10k (middle of nowhere). I can't stand hearing her whine about struggling so hard when she gets money like that for being a mother and burns it like she literally can't hold onto it

>>212065212
>sell roads to private corp
>corp renames department of roads to fuck you roads
>corp takes out 10 billion dollar loan in name of fuck you roads
>gives half the money to corporation
>fuck you roads goes bust
>roads network collapses
lol

>>212072554
>he says
>on 4chan
lmao

>>212063607

AHHHH I'M TOO POOR TO GO TO FREE PARADE ON A WEEKEND THAT WAS ANNOUNCED MONTHS IN ADVANCE WITH MAPS OF THE ROUTES AND TIMETABLES I'M TOO POOR TO READ THESE AND MAKE BASIC PLANS AROUND THEM AHHHHHHH

>>212072798
Wah wah wah, don't want to get run over, then get the fuck out of the road. Go do your gay pride parade on the sidewalks, fag.

>>212072033
lots of trucking companies use cameras and fine drivers for touching their phones

Liberals will burn down a city without a second thought because some nog got arrested and then throw a shitfit when someone drives through one of their gay Amazon parades

>>212073390

Liberals were the real buckbreakers after all?

>>212069702
nigger

>>212063302
This guy is at least like 40% of men over 40

>>212063778
Fat Russel Crowe

>>212066107
I'm not saying this to insult you, but you have to be even more stupid than this guy to not understand why. You SHOULD be angry.

>>212073859
Explain why or you are the supreme retard

>>212073859
I know I feel like I’m crazy sometimes for how mad I get at shit but ultimately realize most people are too cucked and demoralized to even feel righteous rage anymore, only chimpout blind rage

>>212063267
He was wrong just based off the shitty music he was listening to

>>212073432
so it seems

>>212063267
>>212063282
Parades are cool. He was a stupid dumb fat shithead in a truck who probably never walks farther than from the store to the parking lot.

On the other hand, >>212063607 has a point. This is a guy just trying to get by.
But fuckheads like him probably never go to parades or participate in the larger society. He just drives to his house and work and all that. And he's mad that these people trying to do a thing besides just work and home are interfering with his routine.
People who don't actually do things in the city they are part of are the problem. They live in a pointless house in some suburb and just drive through and bypass everything that is collective or social. These people are baffling and a cancer and there are a lot of them. America is the worst country ever in this regard.
People like this should live in Indianapolis or Phoenix. Those kind of cities are built for people who don't want to interact with the broader community.

>>212063140 (OP)
IM STUCK ON THE FUCKIN FREEWAYS ALL OVER THE PLACE

>>212068221
the music kicking in like it's Spiderman activating his powers kills me

>>212066107
Driving in the city sucks ass, it's full of women, retarded foreigners, and pedestrians who throw themselves in front of your car.
As to why he gave into his impulses, Americans more often than not don't supervise their children, which is why they drink two gallons of corn syrup each day and have spent at least 30% of their waking youth watching cartoons. Combine that with widespread Protestantism, the laziest religious doctrine you could ever "commit" yourself to, and thus you have grown ass adults who have never actually been challenged in their lives. When they experience it for the first time, all they can do is pull back, kick, and squeal in anguish

>>212075098
in his defense, parades are really gay

>>212065212
Yes goyim, it’s the union laborers and that are the problem, you’re a very smart little goy.

>>212067870
This is pure comedy.

>>212075098
yeah I really want to socialize with a bunch of trannies and jeets at some fucking parade

>>212075841
not all of them

>>212075098
American public is corn fed dysgenic blob i am not interested in interacting with these people

>>212067870
The way the music dramatically comes on right as he contemplates ruining his entire fucking life is kino

>>212071481
He hurt no one. The line between based and nigger is very thin, but when you land on based no one can deny it. He was sentenced and had to pay for it. However, for the rest of time a hilarious event will forever make everyone laugh. If you can't appreciate how kino life can be sometimes then you need to jump off a bridge

so what happened to him after that?

>>212077164
>He hurt no one
By pure luck.

>>212077310
There's an old saying you should learn: "I'd rather be lucky than good"

>>212077310
looks like he went out of his way to not hurt anybody, very consciously not endangering anyone

>>212077290
He went home and had a fap

>>212077439
He could have just pulled over when he realized there was a huge crowd in front of him and the ramps weren't blocked for no reason. So no, he's still a fuckhead.

The charge officer? enjoying a succulent road?
An abandoned succulent road? There was no cars on it

>>212077621
He has the faustian spirit, you wouldn't understand

>>212077364
Look up trans-humanism

>>212063232
AVAST YE! *foghorn* AVAST YE! *foghorn*

>>212063140 (OP)
How did he become such a cultural icon?