/tv HOW MUCH VODKA I NEED TO WATCH GLADIATOR 2?

If you know anything about that period of Roman history you'd have to be blackout drunk to enjoy it. Making Geta and Caracalla le crazy fuckboi anime villains is just the tip of the iceberg with this turd.

>>212069543
Movies aren't real life. It's historical fiction. Go watch a documentary you nerd ass faggot.

>>212069597
The real history is more compelling and interesting than whatever Ridley and his idiotic screenwriters come up with. Now kill yourself you stupid cocksucker.

>>212069401 (OP)
Niggers were roman emperors??

>>212069821
yes

>>212069821
>>212069927
Septimius Severus was from modern day Libya so he wasn't black in the sense people mean when they call him the black roman emperor. His wife was also from Libya so the same applies to their son Caracalla. There were 4 Roman emperors from Africa none of them were black.

>>212069597
>>212069657
>>212069821
>>212069543
if history has teaches us anything about movies in the past ~30 years, its that gladiator 3 movie in 2033 will probably be trannies and faggots fucking each other in the ass.

>>212070091
The world desperately need an Elagabalus biopic.

I met Ridley Scott at Paramount yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him about historicity or anything. He said, “Oh, you were there?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “There?” but he kept cutting me off and going “There? There? There?” and waving a script in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my tour, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to board the tour bus I saw him trying to walk into the doors with like fifteen Alien Sequel scripts in his hands without titles.

The assistant to the exec was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you should retire from filmmaking.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear him, but eventually turned back around and began writing a historical biopic instead.

When he took one of the Alien scripts and started rewriting it, he stopped and told him to have somebody read each one separately, “to provide the experience I'm going for,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even know what Alien sequel we're on. After he stamped each script and put them in a shredder and started to mention production, he kept interrupting him by yelling about boats.

>>212070008
then explains this whitey>>212069927
Berbers aren't THAT BLACK

>>212070484
There are sub-saharan africans that have that complexion and they look nothing like africans from the congo, kenya, etc

>>212069927
>>212070008
>lybia
So they were jet black congo niggers, got it

>>212070091
>trannies fucking each other in the ass.
ew gross who would want to watch that am I right fellow bros? so nasty and yucky.

>>212070091
Cross dessing fags sodomizing each other is, hilariously enough, far more realistic for an imperial roman setting then nigs in the emperors chair.

You think that carnival of freaks in tiberius and caligulas mansion from the movie was based on pure fiction?

>>212069401 (OP)
Don't bother

3 cold ones in, the dialogue of gladiator 2 is so retarded (probably so that netflix can translate it better) and yes the movie sucks, i would now pay $10 for it to never have been made.

I watched it on a plane and I almost walked out! Heyo!

>>212069401 (OP)
saw it was free on amazon prime so tried to watch it but i couldnt even get through the opening battle scene. it was horribly shot and retarded and wanted me to care about characters that werent even introduced before they just die. within 5 minutes i could tell this movie is unwatchable. absolute trash. the people who made this had literally no idea what the fuck they are doing.

>>212069401 (OP)
I feel sorry for Denzel Washington. He's an excellent actor but constantly let down by his directors and then in this case targeted by racists. It's not his fault the movie is shit.

>>212069401 (OP)
Not exaggerating to say that Pasal makes this movie unwatchable. Its wretched slop regardless, but he makes it uncool even for a laugh.

>>212069401 (OP)
Yes, the movie is a piece of shit, Denzel is not even the biggest problem that the movie has.