Why was he pissed when he came back?

>>212071665 (OP)
rip in peace

Dick status?

>>212071665 (OP)
He said that heaven is 72 Hailee Steinfelds who need your cum or they will die.

>>212071665 (OP)
He couldn't piss like a man anymore.

He pissed himself because he has no penis so it just comes out of the hole in his torso.

>>212071703
dick in pieces

anyone else terrified by the concept of reliving another life after this one? nonexistence is a strange concept aswell but its a proper end and puts you on the same level as everyone name in history, its extremely fair

i'm getting the feeling this guy wasn't acting in Tag

>>212071888
statistically im getting reborn as a termite or some shit

>>212071665 (OP)
You can always tell when Renner's pissed... the bag strapped to his thigh swells.

Remember when this guy had a dick? I do! It was in the winter if I recall correctly.

>>212071906
You can only be born as a lower life form so I guess you'll just stay dead.

>>212071665 (OP)
>there was no pain...
>no fear, no doubt...
>'til they pulled me out...
>...of heaven
>so that's my refrain...
>i live in hell...
>'cause I've been expelled...
>...from heaven
>i think i was in heaven...

>>212072071
cont.
>I knew it was heaven because my dick and balls were still there

>>212071757
Hell is the same, but you don't have a dick.

>>212071665 (OP)
He found his johnson had been atomized

>>212071665 (OP)
Penis prognosis?

>>212071753
behind the curtain

His penis Renner way

He'd be more of a man if just said he has no dick.

>>212071888
it takes a really long time tho

Wait so if him and Elliot Page scissored it would be dickless gay sex? What a world.

Were his balls intact at least?

How did he lose his penis while keeping his legs? Did they just explode?

>>212071665 (OP)
No dick? I'd be pissed too

I just don't get why you guys think it's the funniest thing in the world imagining Jeremy Renner losing his penis. I just genuinely don't understand. What a strange thing to fantasize about

>>212071665 (OP)
>I was so pissed when I came back
pissing without a dick is indeed very difficult. He was probably covered in it

Why doesn't he just admit he lost his dick? Frankly all the dancing around it makes him look really pathetic.

>>212074677
Hi Jeremy.

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>>212074677
You like imagining Jeremy Renner with a penis? What a fag.

>>212072561
the problem is he does not have the balls to admit it. Its a catch 22/scrath0

>>212071888
I'm more scared of being born back in my own life.

>>212074677
Autism, they enjoy the repetition and this is there only sort of outlet socially.

>>212071665 (OP)
Probably the massive amount of pain he experienced

>>212071665 (OP)
>38 broken bones
>eyeball was out
>penis was launched into another county

>>212071665 (OP)
Going from heaven back to the rest of his now dickless life must be hard.

>>212072626
Well, if you're not around to observe time, wouldn't it feel instant?

>>212076023
Not without a penis.

>>212071888
>terrified by the concept of reliving another life after this one?

Do you remember anything from the last one? Exactly.

God loves you, and with Christ in your heart, he'll forgive you of all the stupid shit you've done, so don't worry about it.

>>212071888
>Whining about fairness even in the afterlife
Fucking commie

>>212071665 (OP)
My guess, the horrendous pain

>>212075332
You don't have to be a dick about it.

>>212076518
>Do you remember anything from the last one?
I do and I went through historical archives to confirm it was real

>>212071665 (OP)

Because he hates his family.

>>212071665 (OP)
Is his penis waiting for him in heaven like the wise men say your pets are?

>>212071665 (OP)
Basically every single person that had a near dead experience says the same things. Scientist should study this but they wont. The state, the universities and corporations all want us to believe we are nothing more than biological robots. Buy, consoom, pay taxes, salute the flag and believe there are 30 genres. Cant have the cattle have proof of the world above!

>>212077129
Both animal and human studies showed elevated levels of DMT in the brain after near death experiences. They have no idea why our brains do this but the hypothesis is that it's to reduce suffering and induce calmness/detachment as the brain prepares to shut down for good.

DMT is what's causing the hallucinations that people with near death experiences are reporting

>>212071757
Hailee Steinfeld is mid. Without make-up a 3.

Bourne 4 is the best Jason Bourne movie. By far.

>>212078145
you're gay

>>212072071
Buffy?

>>212078145
Post gf.

>>212077129
wot? Plenty of scientists are the type of people who want to devote their lives to answering those ageless transcendental questions. example: the man who came up with the Big Bang model of cosmology for the early universe was a Jesuit Priest.
the Scientific Method has not been a tool of great insight (yet) when probing this type of stuff but it's not always from lack of trying or access to funding

Imo this is sort of thing is by design that we're not intended to have access to those details yet. Humanityis still in its early days and we have lot of growth to do before we have access to some physical artifact that is falsifiable, undeniable proof of the metaphysical. It's something that happens at a subjective individual level at this moment in history

>>212077964
Yeah but that only explains some of the physical mechanisms involved, those are just the surface level details that don't help us much to understand what the thing we call consciousness even is

>>212078721
thanks for proving my point. Can she cake on more female war paint?

>>212078145
>states an anon who has never seen her naked feet

>>212071665 (OP)
Rip now he has no dick so he's getting his poophole ravaged

>>212072214
kek

>>212071665 (OP)
wang whereabouts?

>>212071888
They won't let you realize that though and you'll forget even more of yourself the next reincarnation. Reminder to say no as much as you can when you're at the tunnel of light and your "family" urge you to come with them.

>>212079437
Jenitals Rended

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>>212071665 (OP)
>>212072071
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_m2pCDSEqQ

>>212077964
>but the hypothesis is that it's to reduce suffering and induce calmness/detachment as the brain prepares to shut down for good.
Makes no sense. There is no evolutionary benefit to making an organism have a more comfortable death.

>>212079635
Yeah, nobody really knows. Easing into death, or a total chemical storage dump on the brain in a last ditch effort to survive are the only two theories that make any sense unless you begin to include spiritual theories.

I always thought people who tried DMT and said it was like a window into another dimension were nutjobs, until I found out about DMT being responsible for near death experiences. Who knows, maybe there is something to it