Thread 212074573 - /tv/ [Archived: 1055 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/28/2025, 12:39:10 AM No.212074573
Pandorum (2009)
Pandorum (2009)
md5: 6d1d8e70a6071189c64e090ff7db521e๐Ÿ”
If you like this movie in any way, and I see you on the street, I will literally fight you. I would smash your skull. It's offensive to me that this has a good user rating on multiple platforms. It's so fucking dogshit
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 12:40:15 AM No.212074615
>>212074573 (OP)
I have seen fights for less
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 12:44:46 AM No.212074801
Pandorum is a solid B flick and you couldn't catch me because you're fat. Then you'd trip and your pants would go halfway down your ass as you struggled to get up. While some black people on the street would laugh at you.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 12:45:20 AM No.212074825
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GET FUCKED OP!
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 12:45:29 AM No.212074831
>>212074573 (OP)
Iโ€™ve seen no less noble a cause
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 12:46:24 AM No.212074875
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>>212074825
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 12:47:33 AM No.212074922
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>>212074875
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 12:48:58 AM No.212074985
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>>212074922
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 12:50:56 AM No.212075052
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>>212074985
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 12:51:55 AM No.212075093
>>212074573 (OP)
how are you going to fight me after you get stabbed?
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 12:53:27 AM No.212075167
>>212074825
>>212074875
>>212074922
>>212074985
>>212075052
imagine having screenshot of a shit movie saved on your pc
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 12:53:38 AM No.212075173
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>>212075052
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 12:53:56 AM No.212075189
>>212074573 (OP)
The retarded monsters ruined it
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 12:55:15 AM No.212075248
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>>212075173
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 12:55:27 AM No.212075254
Wasn't bad I've seen worse
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 12:56:15 AM No.212075277
>>212074573 (OP)
i dont mind it. it's got pacing issues but the sets are good and the twist ending is nice.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 12:56:20 AM No.212075285
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>>212075248
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 12:57:47 AM No.212075354
It's better than 99% of the slops out these days.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 12:58:09 AM No.212075372
>>212075277
oooh you gonna get it.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 12:58:14 AM No.212075375
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>>212075285
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 12:59:04 AM No.212075418
Angel
Angel
md5: 9f58c5a3eb60655ad8fe7f4a4aa7602a๐Ÿ”
>>212074573 (OP)
>OP doesn't think Ben Foster is good in whatever he's in
That's just like, a shit opinion dawg.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 12:59:19 AM No.212075424
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>>212075375
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 1:00:45 AM No.212075489
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>>212075424
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 1:01:49 AM No.212075537
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>>212075489
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 1:02:09 AM No.212075551
>>212074573 (OP)
It's a legitimately great film, better than many with a larger budget, and I wished it had its lost planet adventure sequel.

Furthermore, Prometheus and Covenant are both great films and the final entry in the trilogy SHOULD have been made. Does that make you mad? I unironically mean it.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 1:03:25 AM No.212075625
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>>212075537
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 1:07:45 AM No.212075833
>>212075625
Look I know she's pretty but you didn't happen to take any screens of the movie without her did you?
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 1:10:28 AM No.212075959
Not as good as RE1 but still good and the twist is insane
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 1:11:11 AM No.212075996
>>212074615
>>212074831
>>212075189
Thank you

>>212074801
>>212075093
>>212075254
>>212075277
>>212075354
>>212075551
I would break all of you. Like the things I would do to you... you would never recover
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 1:11:49 AM No.212076020
>>212074573 (OP)
Well name a better sci-fi movie in vein of those old sci-fi stories about generational ships and space travelling humanity.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 1:13:13 AM No.212076090
>>212076020
Did tv watch the last days on mars
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 1:15:06 AM No.212076172
>>212076090
Apparently I did and rated it 5/10.
Pandorum is 8/10.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 1:19:15 AM No.212076360
Have you ever been in a fight?
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 1:21:20 AM No.212076444
>>212074573 (OP)
Go ahead and write actual criticism bitch ass nigga
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 1:21:28 AM No.212076449
would you look at the time
would you look at the time
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>>212074573 (OP)
If I see you in public and you shit talk Pandorum, I will rape you. I will bend you over a bus stop bench and rape you. When people walk by suddenly see you getting rekt I will simply tell them you shit talked Pandorum. They will nod and go about their business. When a bus pulls up and people get off and you your booty getting blasted, I will tell them you shit talked Pandorum. Then I will offer to let one of them take over. And endless train of bus stop rape, because you had a shitty take on a fantastic movie
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 1:24:11 AM No.212076567
One of the best sci fi horror flicks of this century up there with sunshine. Get fucked OP.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 1:24:50 AM No.212076613
The only good thing about Pandorum is just how polarizing the movie really is. Go to any movie critic website and look at the user reviews, on one hand, it's a great movie and on the other hand, it's one of the worst movies ever created. It's either a 0/10 or a 9/10. It's very rare to see this much division surrounding a movie
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 1:28:58 AM No.212076819
If you like this movie in any way, and I see you on the street, I will literally bro fist you.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 1:31:55 AM No.212076981
>>212074573 (OP)
I remember it as "intense and decent" but it's been so long.. might have to give it a rewatch to decide if fight you ir not
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 1:38:25 AM No.212077325
benfoster
benfoster
md5: 3b2fffe6142e232c9c4f9ae4b3f11a3f๐Ÿ”
>I will literally fight you
You'd think there were ten of me.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 1:46:10 AM No.212077734
>>212074573 (OP)
I liked it fine and I'd kick your ass
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 2:01:18 AM No.212078451
It's easily in the top ten science fiction horror films ever. I will rip your jaw off, then beat up your family, then get your mother pregnant so she might be able to finally have a child she can be proud of.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 2:06:08 AM No.212078697
>>212074573 (OP)
pssst
OP
yo, OP
yeah, you, c'mere
'lemetellyousumn'
I like Pandorum now kiss my butt
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 2:07:05 AM No.212078744
>I'm a Comanche
My favourite part of Pandorum
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 2:07:30 AM No.212078767
>>212074573 (OP)
It was complete shit and I got memed into watching it by /tv/
But ngl i would probably watch it again for antje trau's sweaty greasy tits
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 2:08:06 AM No.212078804
>>212074573 (OP)
I hated it but you can still catch these hands
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 2:08:48 AM No.212078826
>>212074573 (OP)
Dumb movie but fun, I've seen it a few times and will rewatch it just for you OP
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 2:15:18 AM No.212079123
>>212074573 (OP)
I enjoyed it.
The first act is really strong, but it gets goofy in the second act and the third act goes full retard.
It would have been a better movie if it stuck to the horror aspects it utilizes well in the first act, keeping things small, dark, out of sight, but it just had to become a goofy action movie by the end.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 2:23:04 AM No.212079488
>>212078744
>Lord of the plains. Yeah, that's m- ACK!
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 2:33:25 AM No.212079957
It was supposed to be the start of a series
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 2:36:43 AM No.212080111
>>212074573 (OP)
Heh, you wouldn't survive my ultimate dragon-fire punch.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 2:38:22 AM No.212080189
>>212074573 (OP)
Never heard of it but I'll still destroy you in legal mutual combat. You shouldn't even make these thread(t)s if you're outside a legal mutual combat state. I'm going to watch this now and like it because fuck you.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 3:36:15 AM No.212082801
It's better than Descent
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 3:39:42 AM No.212082933
>>212074615
For less than the cost of a movie ticket?
Pretty good value,spend thrift
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 3:42:24 AM No.212083064
I had a friend that really loved this movie and hyped it up for like a week before we watched it.

It was an okay movie.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 3:46:22 AM No.212083200
>>212075167
Imagine not fapping to dirty hotites every night. What a loser
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 3:47:33 AM No.212083263
>>212074573 (OP)
It was extremely kino, the only downside was the lil wayne cannibal
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 3:48:25 AM No.212083295
>>212082801
lmao no
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 3:54:34 AM No.212083585
1750493198226894
1750493198226894
md5: 44d33156d9889111f82c7d4bf6ac07c6๐Ÿ”
>>212075996
I'd shoot you faggot, I'd fucking shoot you. You'd have to come in all covert like and secret to even have a chance to do the faggot shit you fantasize doing to us true cinema connoisseurs. Because you're a nigger bitch jew faggot with no taste. Go watch saving private faggot golem you dumber nigger bitch jew faggot. ABOLISH AIPAC AND IMPEACH TRUMP THE ENTRAPPED PEDOPHILE. You stupid nigger jew bitch faggot. Choke on my cum after I blow your nigger bitch jew kneecaps.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 4:41:12 AM No.212085483
>>212074573 (OP)
I watched this years and years ago. I only remember that it had a really based premise, but just transformed into some kind of generic scifi action slop in the second half
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:42:00 AM No.212087887
>>212085483
Bump
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:49:29 AM No.212088136
>>212074985
There's nothing more erotic than dirt-caked oil-slick sweaty cleavage.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:54:23 AM No.212088315
It has a certain je ne sais quoi. By rights it should be shitty, and yetโ€ฆ it isnโ€™t.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:54:20 AM No.212090402
>>212075052
She cute
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:01:09 AM No.212090673
>>212074573 (OP)
I liked it.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:16:09 AM No.212091177
>>212074573 (OP)
>If you like this movie in any way, and I see you on the street, I will literally fight you. I would smash your skull. It's offensive to me that this has a good user rating on multiple platforms. It's so fucking dogshit
," he lisped.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:29:46 AM No.212091627
>>212090673
Hold on there, that's not allowed.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:32:01 AM No.212091717
>>212074573 (OP)
Other than needing more zombie kills, it was fine.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:34:51 AM No.212091811
>>212079123
I bet you didnt like sunshines 3rd act too
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:36:39 AM No.212091874
>>212083263
The cook? The 3 little indians scene was one of the best parts
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:36:47 AM No.212091879
Solid movie desu, nothing amazing but worth a watch. OP is a faggot with a prolapsed asshole.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:37:18 AM No.212091895
>>212091717
They're not zombies, they're chuds