Anonymous
6/28/2025, 12:58:39 AM No.212075397
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Thread 212075397 - /tv/ [Archived: 1014 hours ago]
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 1:02:17 AM No.212075558
>>212075397 (OP)
There's nothing wrong with this. It's a fun and clever sequence
There's nothing wrong with this. It's a fun and clever sequence
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 1:14:13 AM No.212076129
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 1:16:40 AM No.212076248
>>212075397 (OP)
I had forgotten that shit. Now I'm disappointed all over again. Jesus Christ Disney is pathetic
I had forgotten that shit. Now I'm disappointed all over again. Jesus Christ Disney is pathetic
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 1:18:39 AM No.212076338
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 1:21:33 AM No.212076452
>>212075397 (OP)
Why is there a brown person in this movie? I can't watch this slop.
Why is there a brown person in this movie? I can't watch this slop.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 1:22:34 AM No.212076487
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY!
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 1:24:43 AM No.212076605
>>212076338
How does the Death Star have ruins?
How does the Death Star have ruins?
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 1:25:19 AM No.212076636
>>212075397 (OP)
that's the least of this movie's problems
that's the least of this movie's problems
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 1:26:22 AM No.212076693
>>212075397 (OP)
There's something wrong with this. It's a boring and stupid sequence
There's something wrong with this. It's a boring and stupid sequence
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 1:27:32 AM No.212076746
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 1:29:03 AM No.212076822
>ANCIENT Sith dagger
>shows the location of something that only appeared in recent history
>shows the location of something that only appeared in recent history
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 1:29:13 AM No.212076828
>>212076506
La do has like 10 lines total
La do has like 10 lines total
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 1:55:01 AM No.212078190
>>212075397 (OP)
There is some deeper crisis in american filmmaking that we have yet to properly articulate.
There is some deeper crisis in american filmmaking that we have yet to properly articulate.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 1:58:40 AM No.212078332
Palpatine has midichlorians, Jyn Erso
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 1:58:56 AM No.212078344
>>212078190
JJ Abrams and its consequences have been a disaster for the Human race.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpjVgF5JDq8
JJ Abrams and its consequences have been a disaster for the Human race.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpjVgF5JDq8
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 2:01:01 AM No.212078438
>>212075558
The original trilogy is so great because no part of it is influenced by video game shit.
The original trilogy is so great because no part of it is influenced by video game shit.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 2:02:06 AM No.212078506
>>212076822
It's like pottery, bitch
It's like pottery, bitch
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 2:30:56 AM No.212079851
>>212075397 (OP)
What if she was left handed?
What if she was left handed?
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 2:56:56 AM No.212080998
>>212078438
>The original trilogy is so great because no part of it is influenced by video game shit.
ha ha what the fuck hang yourself
>The original trilogy is so great because no part of it is influenced by video game shit.
ha ha what the fuck hang yourself
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 3:05:05 AM No.212081358
Why do people hate this scene so much? It was a prophecy, it shows the exact location of the macguffin because they predicted where it would exactly be
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 3:13:17 AM No.212081750
>>212075397 (OP)
didn't they lift that bit from an old episode of Scooby Do?
didn't they lift that bit from an old episode of Scooby Do?
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 3:19:08 AM No.212082011
>>212081750
goonies
goonies
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 3:31:57 AM No.212082617
>>212075397 (OP)
>standing miles away from a massive structure
>nondescript measurements on the ruler
how the fuck did this work again? they just went "oh it's 5 dashes away from that spot over there"
>standing miles away from a massive structure
>nondescript measurements on the ruler
how the fuck did this work again? they just went "oh it's 5 dashes away from that spot over there"
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 3:33:06 AM No.212082663
>>212082081
she bypassed the character development
she bypassed the character development
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 3:33:57 AM No.212082699
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 4:09:04 AM No.212084225
>>212075558
>There's nothing wrong with this. It's a fun and clever sequence
The sequence is sort of shit, because unlike similar sequences from other films, this sequence lacks the background knowledge to explain how finding the right place using the dagger would work.
In Raiders of the Lost Ark, the sacred medal with the jewel, gives instructions on the length of the staff the jewel needs to be set on, and the time of day, and the place, with the puzzle being were yo find the place, which is specified, but the location no longer known.
In one episode of Lovejoy, a carved object is used fir a similar purpose, but in that case, the carving was done by a man who spent most of his life on a specific beach, so were to start looking is given by dimple knowledge of the man’s life.
The stupid Star Wars dagger sequence would require the searchers to stand in a particular area, in relation to a crashed space ship, that happened to crash on a particular planet, in a Universe full of different planets, and practically nothing is specified in the earlier plot, explaining how the planet was found, or the location in relationship to the crashed ship, and then the object still needed to be found in the giant ship.
The righting was just sloppy, and it reminds me of the sloppy writing in Sherlock, with Cumberbatch.
>There's nothing wrong with this. It's a fun and clever sequence
The sequence is sort of shit, because unlike similar sequences from other films, this sequence lacks the background knowledge to explain how finding the right place using the dagger would work.
In Raiders of the Lost Ark, the sacred medal with the jewel, gives instructions on the length of the staff the jewel needs to be set on, and the time of day, and the place, with the puzzle being were yo find the place, which is specified, but the location no longer known.
In one episode of Lovejoy, a carved object is used fir a similar purpose, but in that case, the carving was done by a man who spent most of his life on a specific beach, so were to start looking is given by dimple knowledge of the man’s life.
The stupid Star Wars dagger sequence would require the searchers to stand in a particular area, in relation to a crashed space ship, that happened to crash on a particular planet, in a Universe full of different planets, and practically nothing is specified in the earlier plot, explaining how the planet was found, or the location in relationship to the crashed ship, and then the object still needed to be found in the giant ship.
The righting was just sloppy, and it reminds me of the sloppy writing in Sherlock, with Cumberbatch.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 4:12:16 AM No.212084358
>>212081750
>didn't they lift that bit from an old episode of Scooby Do?
Numerous movies and TV shows have had that bit.
The issue with the Star Wars bit was how sloppy it was done.
Pattern recognition isn’t bad, but you need knowledge of how the details of the patterns were presented before being assembled, and lots of movies nowadays skip this.
>didn't they lift that bit from an old episode of Scooby Do?
Numerous movies and TV shows have had that bit.
The issue with the Star Wars bit was how sloppy it was done.
Pattern recognition isn’t bad, but you need knowledge of how the details of the patterns were presented before being assembled, and lots of movies nowadays skip this.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 4:12:57 AM No.212084394
>>212084225
Cool memberberries "reference" (ripoff) from old movie
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"Cool mystery" that leads to a "cool scene" (no need for it to actually make sense or for an actual answer of how it happened)
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Lens Flare
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JJ Abrams masterpiece box office success this guy is epic he keeps bringing crowds to see his movies best give him another franchise to ruin!
He even made a TED talk explaining how he is a grifter and everyone clapped.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpjVgF5JDq8
Cool memberberries "reference" (ripoff) from old movie
+
"Cool mystery" that leads to a "cool scene" (no need for it to actually make sense or for an actual answer of how it happened)
+
Lens Flare
=
JJ Abrams masterpiece box office success this guy is epic he keeps bringing crowds to see his movies best give him another franchise to ruin!
He even made a TED talk explaining how he is a grifter and everyone clapped.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpjVgF5JDq8
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 4:14:03 AM No.212084438
>>212075558
Somehow the terrain magically survived
Somehow the terrain magically survived
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 4:44:50 AM No.212085653
>>212081358
Because it's fucking up two different kinds of scenes.
The cool, clever treasure map is supposed to be a clue left by someone involved in the mystery, like Indiana Jones shit or the secret dwarf door in The Hobbit.
On the other hand, a magical prophecy is supposed to mysteriously come true and then make sense in retrospect like Greek myth.
None of the fucking people who magically foresaw the poetic importance of the place where a big piece of burning shit landed were inspired to carve a fucking knife about it. That makes no sense.
Because it's fucking up two different kinds of scenes.
The cool, clever treasure map is supposed to be a clue left by someone involved in the mystery, like Indiana Jones shit or the secret dwarf door in The Hobbit.
On the other hand, a magical prophecy is supposed to mysteriously come true and then make sense in retrospect like Greek myth.
None of the fucking people who magically foresaw the poetic importance of the place where a big piece of burning shit landed were inspired to carve a fucking knife about it. That makes no sense.