Pretty good movie, but it from Steve Buschimi’s perspective it’s a horror movie about a quirky teenage girl forcing herself into his life, ruining it, and running out of town. He didn’t even get to bang 20 year old Scarlett Johansson he got the Velma looking pig and caught feelings like a sucker after drunk sex with a woman half his age

>>212079612 (OP)
I wish I was brave enough to do what she did at the end of the movie. Instead I let fear rule my entire life and now I'm in my 30s and life never started.

>>212079612 (OP)
They’re both hot, the only mistake he made was trying to date that hag instead of just fucking her over and over again

>>212079612 (OP)
>Velma looking pig
with ginormous tits

>>212079735
She was the better actress back then. Scar-Jo was fucking terrible. I don't know people pretend she was a great actress. It took 100 films for her to be believable.

>>212079612 (OP)
it amazes me that this film is loved by e-girls when the entire 3rd act is laughing at not-Scarlett-Johansson for not being able to enjoy life without coating it in 40x layers of irony

good movie but this and the Daria personality type is a legit cancer

>>212079977
That came off to me as an elder Get X trying to write for an early millennial.

cook's poon and spoon
formerly coon's

>>212080173
Kurt Cobain's whole schtick was that he was being ironic about being a rockstar and he's the Gen X poster-faggot.

>>212079685
>I wish I was brave enough to do what she did at the end of the movie.
anon I think it's implied that she killed herself

>>212081556
Nah she just left town.

>>212083879
She killed herself from the town she lived in by leaving it

>>212079612 (OP)

Gosh you’re dumb OP… Seymour went from being so lonely he had to place an ad to having his choice of big titty goth gf or Elizabeth banks… plus he gets to feel the power of rejecting both
>>212079977
Wow it’s almost as if the protagonist was being challenged and grew because of it… whoa zoomer

>>212084356
what are you talking about, my point was that millenials and zoomers watch the film and do not digest the ending, and you responded with an irony quip, I'm talking about you retard.

>>212084356
>Elizabeth banks
?

I listen to Skip James too. Where's my teenage titty monster?

>>212084764
This is basically what those e-girls say about chuds and fight club or american psycho.

>>212085096
Except no chud "ironically" enjoys American Psycho, they sincerely enjoy how it is both a funny movie and one where people get butchered

>>212079612 (OP)
eh the original comic is better, but even that is forgettable 90s trash. They should have adapted Clowes' Velvet Glove instead

>>212084303
too real.
>>212081556
>anon I think it's implied that she killed herself
This is a way more interesting interpretation than just leaving town. plus the old man with the dead wife waiting for the bus had a bunch of screentime.

>>212085774
false, they enjoy it because he points at the speaker with a really pointy hand and became dubs guy and anons told everyone else what to think

>>212079612 (OP)
I'm about Steve Buscemi's character's age in the movie and I would love if a quirky Velma looking pig half my age would force herself into my life for drunk sex. And I'd probably catch feelings like a sucker too.
>>212079685
I'm probably in a similar situation to you, but I moved a few times, worked a few jobs, and now I'm back in my hometown living in a basement apartment my dad owns. Life still ended up passing me by, just in a different way. I think whatever timeline you would have been on, if you're you, then you'd probably make similar choices and end up in a similar place.
>>212084303
Never saw it in the theater, but saw it as late teen/early twenties on DVD and even back then I related to his character.

>>212079612 (OP)
Nah from his perspective he's a fucking incel who can't get a decent girl