> oh, just one more thing
> you car's log indicated you followed victim's car for an hour
> your phone puts you at the crime scene location at the time
> victim's phone recorded your breathing and identified you by your breath pattern
> you've been recorded by 10 CCTV cameras leaving the crime sceneand identified by the way you walk
> rfids in your credit cards located you even after you dumped your phone

How do you even crime?

>>212079711 (OP)
By being a billionaire.

EDIT: Wow! Thanks for the Reddit gold!

>>212079711 (OP)
But i didn't eat no breakfast this mornin'

>>212079711 (OP)
Leave your phone at home, wear a mask, put some random dots on your face, and walk funny

>>212079711 (OP)
>you car's log indicated
good morning

>>212079789
That'll just get you picked up before you can do anything.

>>212079789
>I didn't do it. It was the dot faced man! Find him!

>>212079711 (OP)
Columbo wouldn't take a case that had solid forensic evidence. He prefers circumstantial evidence, so much circumstantial evidence that it causes a mind break.

>>212079834
>he doesn't know
Your insurance company knows, however.

>>212079836
People need to just start doing this everyday all the time just for the heck of it. It needs to become normalized and fashionable. But unfortunately what's fashionable is shit like riding an ebike that requires giving up your face data

>>212079711 (OP)
Nuh uh.

>>212079789
Try rolling instead of walking. Wear a prosthetic nose and chin. Ride a bike from a yard sale. Attack with a woodpile axe. Put a wifi jammer on your karate belt