>GODDAMMIT, IF I HAD A WARTIME CONSIGLIERE, A SICILIAN, I WOULDN'T BE IN THIS SHAPE.

>>212080336 (OP)
I wish I had a consigliere growing up, he would have stopped me from doing stupid shit and making terrible decisions

>>212080336 (OP)
As if a sigialian even makes a better wartime consigliere. Sigis are always backstabbing crooked fucks and are always pulling some left handed shit on anyone and everyone. You want a Nepolatani as a wartime consigliere if anything

>>212080522
your dad was supposed to do that

He shoulda asked fredo, fredo's a smart fella.

>>212080336 (OP)
>Michael grabs victory out of the jaws of defeat due to his cold, calculating 4D chess moves
>his big master plan is to just kill all his rivals

>>212080997
Worked for Al Capone

>>212080336 (OP)
Was Sonny legit retarded or just too impulsive, or was it both?

>>212080733
There’s nothing as treasonous as a napolitani

What's the point of having a boss if the consigliere makes all the best decisions for you? Why not just make the consigliere the boss since he clearly (or SHE) know what they're doing?

>>212081102
You take that back.

>>212081098
italians are brown, so while retarded, we are supposed to just say they are suffering from socio economic differences instead of retarded.

>>212080734
my dad was supposed to do a lot of things, i want someone who would actually be there

>>212080997
Same, felt like a fucking video game or some shit.
>Then he wins by killing all the bosses. Achievement unlocked.
Utter slop. Fuck video games.

>>212080997
If you kill your enemies, you... win? No, it can't be true.

>>212080997
>Mr. Corleone, it seems that your pasta cooker 9000 was used in an… unexpected way…

>>212080336 (OP)
>Wartime
>2 gangs of like 12 uneducated Italians are shooting .38 revolvers at each other for control of a pizzeria
Do Italian Americans really?

>>212080997
Maybe they should’ve had bodyguards

>>212080997
Well what he did was work out who his enemies actually were. They were all smiling friends

>>212080733
nepopolitans are the same thing as siricilians idiot - arrab or moore if you want to call them that

>>212080997
>frogposter fails to understand the godfather on a fundamental level

>>212082922
Shut up retard

>>212083032
stop fucking your dad and attack izrael omar sharif

>>212082922
>And, and your great-great-great-great grandmother fucked a nigger yeah, and she had a half-nigger kid... now, if that's a fact, tell me, am I lying?

>>212080336 (OP)
>suppose to be italian
>everyone looks arabic mutt

>>212083074
Brown scum like you deserve death. All enemies of Europe do. I would kill you if I could for attacking a European identity this way you mud blood piece of kike shit

How to be a good consigliere dad?

>it's a lucy mancini's loose pussy gets tightened episode

>>212080997
His plan was to kill them all, AT ONCE

>>212081684
Now it's Russian and Mexican gangs

>>212081070
/thread

>>212084002
Where in god's name was Mario Puzzo going with that sideplot? what the fuck?

If they didn't let Sonny kill the police officer and other mob bosses, why did they let Michael do it? Clearly the rival gangs knew that Sollozzo and the police captain were meeting a Corleone?

Are we just supposed to believe that after Michael kills them and hides in Sicily, that nobody else retaliates against the Corleones?

>>212086694
>, that nobody else retaliates against the Corleones?

They did retaliate, retard, once they found him.

Anyway they can't send Sonny he was the boss, he was not expendable. Michael was expendable.

>>212086792
I meant while he was hiding in Sicily for 2 years you braindead dipshit. It makes no sense for the Corleone's to arrange a meeting with 2 people responsible for Vito's murder attempt and Michaels broken face, and then not retaliate on anyone in the family.

>>212086928
>not retaliate on anyone in the family.

Did you miss the spinning newspaper sequence? (made by George Lucas of all people) There was tons of retaliation. Just not against Michael because they didn't know where the fuck he was

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtmQCoR9RRk.

>>212081252
Italy has a lower homicide rate than Finland or Germany

>>212087289
Because they’re pussies

>>212083249
It’s cute when you moolie shitheads try to cash in on Western European civilization just because you’re squatting in Roman ruins. You are a fucking moolinyan, you were born to shine my shoes and hold open doors for me, that’s your identity.

>He was bangin' cocktail waitresses two at a time!

>>212081098
He was too quick to anger, got in petty squabbles and instantly wants revenge.

>>212081252
Why enter the Godfather thread? You insufferable maracón.

>>212084300
He also lulled them into a false sense of security by acting weak and giving up concessions which is why Clemenza wants to leave and to start his own family and Tessio betrays him.

>>212080336 (OP)
>Sicilian, huh?

>>212087626
You’re talking to an Irish catholic you disgusting D&C kike. What are you? Hilarious you using Italian words and attempting to steal Italian identity like a typical jogger. Black and Jewish?

>>212080336 (OP)
BADA BING

>>212081585
>mama mia i am become death destroyer of pizzas

>>212093455
Joe Pesci? Peshi? Always had trouble pronouncing his name >-@

>>212080997
Literally what the real Corleone mafia did to take power in Italy. They did it after the movie.

>>212094588
>spoiler
gigabased, i don't even care if it's bullshit i believe it

>>212094588
>this
>Trump bombing Iran's nuclear weapons facility through the air vents
What other movies influenced real life events?

>>212080336 (OP)
All Godfather movie's sucks ass. Especially the second one.

>>212095420
Ooh, you’re talking out your ass

>>212080734
hello mr brown

>>212080734
only saw him every 2 weeks

>>212080336 (OP)
>father tells him not to interfere with another couple’s marriage
>gets himself killed rushing to help his abused sister from her husband
what’s the moral lesson here?

>>212081098
Canonically his massive dick stopped the blood flow to his brain.

>>212098495
So he would have been happy to watch some dude beat the shit out of his daughter? What a cuck.

>>212081155
Grow up

>>212098720
Old world mindset where women have a male property element woven into their existence. Once you marry off your daughter she goes from your responsibility to her husband’s. It was also perfectly normal for a man to strike his children or his wife.

>>212097249
same, for a lot of time, as he worked overseas. could have done with frequent, simple advice while growing up, including especially as a teenager, when I didn't see him for sometimes years as my mother more or less forbade him from coming for no good reason.
was finally reconnecting with him and beginning to understand him as a person when I was 21, and he died suddenly while overseas.

>>212095015
It's a bit of a simplification as there were lots of secret deals and allies and shit and it went on for years but they did start the second mafia war by assassinating the other leaders in quick succession and then killed everyone else that opposed them before they started killing their own allies who might possibly maybe become threats at some point.

The leaders also got the power within the Corleonesi mafia by just killing all the old leaders so maybe Game of Thrones wasn't that wrong on how that stuff works.

>>212081102
Napolitani are the worst niggers there are.

>>212098720
Literally nothing wrong with whipping your wife a bit when she acts out. Most of them actually enjoy it even when they claim that they don't.

>>212099361
Isn't GoT literally just barely reskinned English history?

>>212084002
>it's a jack (((waltz))) fucks a 12yr old so hard she can barely walk straight comedy routine

>>212098495
>>212098720
It was the mother who said that. Don Corleone obviously wouldn't have been keen on seeing his daughter covered in bruises either, but he would have taken measures in a less retarded way than Sonny.

>>212080734
True, nevertheless, having Silvio around as my number 2 when I was growing up would have helped in some situations.

>>212089868
I've never seen this but what does this rant have to do with the romance plot

>>212099457
it is

>>212099893
maybe it was just in the deleted scenes, i cant remember, but vito was clearly against sonny going after carlo

>>212099616
Erm, his name was Woltz

>>212099616
she was the greatest piece of ass he ever had and he's had 'em all over the world

>>212090295
>You’re talking to a nigger pedophile
Why do wogs admit this?

>>212084002
>>212086066
>Where in god's name was Mario Puzzo going with that sideplot?

HEY TOMADUCH

>>212080997
Feels real and grounded.
I doubt real mob wars ended in any other fashion.