who crusted who here?

>>212081724 (OP)
if renley got the crust on his dick so does that make him the cruster or the crustee?

>>212081880
cruster

>>212081724 (OP)
Renly looks like he needs to be the top
Loras seems like he wouldnt care either way

>>212081724 (OP)
Loras has been stabbing Renly for years, and Renly ain't dead.

Loras became Renly's squire so he was bungled as a young lad
tale as old as time

>>212081724 (OP)
loras broke his fast on renly's fat pink mast

>>212081724 (OP)
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>>212082259
was loras really gay or did his sister forced him to be crusted?

>in a deleted scene Loras is shown in mourning and caressing Renly’s suit of armor, expressing regret for encouraging him to be king. It is also made clear he buried Renly himself, but not in his armor, as Loras wants to hold on to it forever.

kek what a bitch

Renly was definitely the bottom, he’s a little bitch

>>212081724 (OP)
why don't he hook up with brienne instead
she's almost a man

renley was undoing loras's pants in the show
what does this mean in gay sex language i dont know

>>212082707
tfw no loras bf

>>212082843
pretty big plot hole honestly

>>212082756
it's implied in the books that loras is a power bottom

>Renly names Loras as Lord Commander of the Rainbow Guard
book niggas be like "hbo invented the gay romance"

RENLY YOU WILL BE A TOP

>>212082993
the whole parade lol

>>212081724 (OP)
just like westeros never discovered the industrial revolution they also never discoverd butt sex

>>212083082
AAAGGGHHH SAVE ME BOBBY, I'M IN THE SEVEN HELLS FOR KINSLAYING MY DAUGHTER AND NOW I'M FORCED TO WATCH LORAS POZZ RENLY'S NEG HOLE FOR ETERNITY AAA-

>>212081724 (OP)
Why couldn't they cast an actual gay actor?

>>212083688
not canon