Best plot twists?

>>212083047 (OP)
I don't know.

i lost the webm

>Stalks his neighbor
>Takes videos of her
>She's creeped out
>Ends up dismembering her
>"hides" body parts by throwing them into trash cans
>.....body?

Did he really think he was going to get away with this?

>>212083402
If the garbage truck actually picked up the trash that day then they would have unironically not found any evidence. All they had on him was that he was a weird loner, but you can't prosecute on that.

>>212083649
They would've taken him in eventually true the evidence could've been gone but circumstantially he still would've been the prime suspect since he has the most proximity to her and she told friends she found him creepy

>>212083896
Unironically if he played his cards right he could have gotten off scot-free if they didn't find the body. You can't be sent to prison just for being creepy.
IIRC he kept the bloody hacksaw around like a retard after he used it to chop her up though so it's not like we're dealing with a Machiavellian mastermind.

>>212084112
He would remain a suspect and yes they'd need a warrant to enter his apartment but true if he didn't panic and destroyed her body legally he wouldn't have been charged but definitely a suspect.

>>212084185
how does one legally destroy a body?

>>212084236
You ask a lawyer for permission first.

>>212084236
*destroyed her body, legally...

Punctuation on boards?......I gotta sit down

>>212083649
Investigators have found and used evidence of murder at trash dumps before

>>212084877
In this specific case they though couldn't find more than what they found in that trash can even though they specifically knew that the rest of the remains were picked up by the garbage truck.

wake up stayvhun

>>212083402
>>212083649
>>212084877

>Hair turns white, all the ends extend and flair out before falling off.
>His skin turns pale,
>he audibly poops his pants,
>his shit wetly splatters all over the pavement
>his penis makes a loud balloon deflating noise as it slowly retracts into his pelvis,
>his belly button makes a popping sound as it becomes an outie,
>his shorts suddenly darken with moisture and urine is heard spilling onto the concrete
>his body starts to violently convulse
"BUH BUH BUH...BUHBUHBUHBUH BOOODY??"
>feints like an actress in a 1970's film...
how did they know it was him?

>>212085424
>Every time you heard the demon why not just light up a blunt?

>>212083402
You’re close but what actually happened is he was regularly breaking into her apartment at night, watching her sleep and stealing her panties and shit but one night she happened to wake up so he killed her.

>>212084967
Anon here is having a stroke, someone call the amberlamps

>>212086615
Are you ESL

>>212085424
Those guys were fucking hilarious

SSSSSSSSSSTEVEN...I KNOW you think this girl is cute

>>212086707
Liar. What kinda man don't think about havin' seggs?

>>212086693
Dawg.. go back and read that mess and answer the question yourself

What are your favorite "true crime" videos.
Mine are Darrel Brooks show and Darlie did it from Matt Orchard. I genuinely think their videos are 10x better than JCS. Especially since JCS fell off a cliff

>>212087489
Learn English better habibi

>>212086798
SSSSSSSSSSTEPHEN!

>>212085533
>We see a transparent Stayvun lift his own physical body up, slap himself a few times, and then jump back into the body
"I.... Need to sit down"
>Legs start spinning like a tire as a cloud of dust surrounds his lower body
>He runs away in a comical zog-zag pattern
>A cloud of dust in the shape of his body is left behind
>He smashed through his apartment door and leaves a Stayvun shaped hole
>Seconds later we hear the sound of glass breaking

no more vidya gaems

Didn't someone post a picture of the girl that he was obsessing over, and it turned out that she looked like she was 45 years old?

>>212090274
thats happened to all of us at least once

>>212087576
Your original post was incomprehensible, stop projecting pal

>>212090500
>In this specific case they though
I fucking see it now. I concede.