Thread 212083420 - /tv/ [Archived: 918 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/28/2025, 3:51:08 AM No.212083420
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>he's a what?
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 3:51:45 AM No.212083452
>>212083420 (OP)
A melenated individual.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 3:52:29 AM No.212083494
>>212083420 (OP)
a BIPOC
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 3:53:50 AM No.212083562
A future astronaut and engineer
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 3:53:59 AM No.212083566
Dick_Hallorann
Dick_Hallorann
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>>212083420 (OP)
Do you like Tang™ Doc?
See my Grandma, she called it Orange Drink.
We use to sit there drinking Tang™all day without ever opening up our mouthes.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 4:04:28 AM No.212084037
>>212083420 (OP)
He was a good friend
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 4:10:16 AM No.212084269
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A NOONGA
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 4:10:36 AM No.212084282
A JANNY
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 4:23:09 AM No.212084796
>>212083566
Mildly funny.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 4:26:57 AM No.212084925
>>212084796
it was probably funnier when I wrote the thing at 4am decades ago desu.

It was followed by the jack bathroom scene where he looks confused and he says "Tang™?" and we devolved into tang posting all night.
Danny eventually gets away from Jack by putting tang cans in the hedge maze to lead him away.

I hope those guys are okay. I miss them.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 4:27:51 AM No.212084966
>>212084796
*lightsaber sounds*
Slightly more mildly funny
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 4:47:43 AM No.212085778
>Hey, Jack. Jack! Jackie-boy! HEY!
>"I heeerd ya i heard ya."
>Jack, your credit card was declined.
>"Declined, you say?"
>Yes. Do you have any other cards we could try?
>"Oh sure. Suuuuure. Try any card you'll like. Try them all, why dontcha! Never ENOUGH cards with you people! Always with the damned cards...!"
>Look, Jack, you have to pay. Now if you don't have any cards then-
>"Oh but I DO have cards. In fact, I am playing one right now."
>We don't want playing cards, Jack, but debit, credit, visa, master-
>"Insanity! That's my card! Bank of crazy town USA. Cuckoo! Wackjob doodle doo! Total irreversible loss of faculties! Lost my screws, few cans short of six pack, not home, lights out, GONE! Im *blblblblblblbl* CRAZY!"
>Jack, please. There is no need to cause a scene. If you can't pay right now I am sure something can be arranged.
>"Why don't you arrange ME som fucking TOAST with FUCKING EGGS"

best scene in the movie