https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6lJh9ADfbQ

>ICE ROAD: VENGEANCE follows ice road driver Mike McCann (Liam Neeson) as he travels to Nepal to scatter his late brother's ashes on Mount Everest. When Mike and his mountain guide Dhani Yanchen (Fan Bingbing) encounter mercenaries on a tour bus, they are forced to fight to save themselves, the passengers, and the local villagers' homeland.

>>212087267 (OP)
why does he always look the same age for my entire life? i'm 38.

>>212087267 (OP)
That asian girl is giving me yellow fever, bros.

>>212087898
Men reach a certain point in their lives and stop aging. They just kinda freeze in time up until they get to like 80 then suddenly become skeletons

>>212087267 (OP)
The Naked Gun dude?

>>212087947
she can only be satisfied by evian bottles now, anon

>>212087898
it was a rough time for me when i got to the age where i looked older than the people i thought were old guys when i was a kid

>>212088065
How about one of those half size generic brands they give you at massage parlors?

>>212088125
you might get away with it if you get her drunk first

>>212087267 (OP)
This looks so fucking bad in the best way possible. Honestly every time I watch any of these low-budget schlocky action movies I end up enjoying them way more than the big tentpole franchise movies Hollywood has been shitting out lately. If I had one wish though, it was that they went back to more practical stunts and special effects, rather than the muddy CGI.

>>212087267 (OP)
>and his mountain guide Dhani Yanchen (Fan Bingbing)
and there it is

>>212087970
were like the saiyans

>>212088322
>IT'S SO BAD IT'S GOOD

>>212089229
Don't be a homo.

>>212088303
GOD

>>212087898
Please stop noticing the secret society of immortals its annoying to change bodies

>>212088125
>massage parlors

I enjoyed cold pursuit as revenge kino

btw I recently watched the grey and it was shit

>>212088322
Practical is so much better

>>212087267 (OP)
Putting "slop" at the end of random words is already driven into the ground.

>>212087267 (OP)
Wow that's Far Cry 4 the movie

>>212091448
It's hard not to when slop is everywhere and basically all that's made.