How would you rate all of the spidey movies

it's capeshit so all movies in the two bottom categories

>>212088374 (OP)
I only saw the Raimi films, TAMS 1, No Way Home and Into the Spider-Verse. This seems about right.

>>212088374 (OP)
didn’t include the venom movies because they’re not spider-man films

>>212088374 (OP)
Simple, Sam Raimi's trilogy is the best and that's it.

>>212088978
this is good

>>212088978
best list

>>212088374 (OP)

>>212088978
>ATSV
>good

>>212088978
SM2 is objectively better than SM1
>>212089348
No Way Home is pure fan-service slop and can't be any higher than mid

>>212088978
>niggerman: into the niggerverse in good
kill you'resel've'

>>212089677
Genuinely, if this isn't bait, what's the logic behind this ranking?

>>212089720
Im dead serious in my rankings

Maybe that’s because im a zoomer but I think Holland’s Spider-Man is the best we’ve seen

Garfield is complete trash, since when Spider-Man is a 6’1 chad?

And I think Tobey’s one was like too much serious he was always pissed off or whatever, fucking annoying

>>212089859
Andrew Garfield is 178 cm lmao

>>212089859
>was like too much serious
fuck off

>>212089993
You know I’m right.

>>212090134
Not him, but no we don't. Tobey's Spider-Man is the GOAT. You've just had your brain broken by the MCU. I was born in 99 btw.

>>212089859
None of the Spider-Man are 6ft. AG is 5’10

>>212090245
He’s annoying as fuck

Spider-Man is supposed to be this slightly dumb guy who likes to make two-bit jokes while being carefree

Not crying all the time like a fucking pussy

3 Dev Adam > all
https://youtu.be/9BlUYTqCqc0

>>212090397
>Spider-Man is supposed to be this slightly dumb guy
He's literally supposed to be a genius. You don't know shit about Spider-Man.
>Not crying all the time like a fucking pussy
Tobey's Spider-Man lives in Jew York and had to pay rent there. You'd be crying too little boy.

>>212090310
You fuckers get my point, and he looks tall af anyway

in TASM he’s like a fucking chad pretending to be a nerd, he just doesn’t fit the role man

>>212088374 (OP)
idk i kinda enjoyed spiderman 3 id move that up a tier

>>212090310
Nicholas Hammond is 6ft. Git rekt, skrub.

>>212090461
I just talked about some of its characteristics in a specific context fucking retard

>>212090502
No, Spider-Man 3 sucked balls. It sucked balls.
https://youtu.be/Ny5_E4woTWk?t=530

>>212090565
>its sucked balls
>because these two basedacks and femoid said so

>>212090561
YOU said that Spider-Man is supposed to be a certain way. What you described is fundamentally NOT who Spider-Man is supposed to be, so you misunderstand the character. That's because you got brainwashed by the MCU and its Guardians of the Galaxy syndrome. Dumb zoomer.

>>212090502
It has more solv and genuinley good moments than the other spider-men, but as a movie it's a mess

>>212090685
Nah that’s definitely a part of who he is supposed to be, and I never needed Tom’s Spider-Man to understand that, in the comics and in fucking animated tv shows or whatever it’s always that version that sticks up, and Tom’s version is the most true to it

>>212090791
>it has sovl and genuinely good moments
so move it up a tier

>>212090836
fine

>>212091518
thank. you.

>>212091586
no problem fren, thanks for reminding me of stuff like the sandmans birth and the black suit reveal, that shit was seriously great and makes me with the producers weren't so retarded

>>212091691
bless

I'm going to be controversial here.

S: TASM1, SM2, Spider-verse 1
A: TASM2, NWH
B+: Spider-verse 2
B: SM1, Venom,
C: SM3, Homecoming
D: Venom 2, Venom 3, FFH

I hate Holland's Spider-man. Raimi's is okay, but kind of boring. I think Garfield did the best job at not only portraying early-day Peter with a chip on his shoulder but also Spider-man's smug quips. And overall, I like TASM's supporting cast a lot more. Molina and DaFoe's characters are absurdly well-done, but other than that? I don't even know why most people prefer Raimi's Spiderverse.

>>212088978
black-approved list

>>212092101
> don't even know why most people prefer Raimi's Spiderverse.
The Rami movies just have more memorable moments. Scenes like Peter living without powers in SM2, the Spider-Man kiss, the villains, Mr ditkovich snd his daughter, the Bruce Campbell characters, fucking JJJ all have so much personality and great moments in the series. I like TASM, but Gwen snd Captain Stacy and just ok and I can’t remember anyone else in the supporting cast

>>212090830
He's not supposed to be a "slightly dumb guy", he's supposed to be a genius who makes his own gadgets and can calculate trajectories in his head while web-swinging. He also goes through all sorts of tragedies so it's understandable for him to be moody. Did you even watch Spider-Man 2? You're literally either trolling or fully retarded.

>>212088374 (OP)
SM1 > SM2 > SM3 > AS1 > AS2 > SATSV> SITS > VENOM > VENOM 2 > SMNWH
I haven't seen the other two Spidertwink movies, I don't even hate Zendaya or anything, they just don't appeal to me

>>212094230
What makes you put SM1 over 2?