This is not on chuds

yeah thats gonna save our movie

>>212090335 (OP)
wow, very real headline there OP

Did you use MS Paint to make this?

>>212090335 (OP)
jessica alba age in fantastic four movie - 23
vanessa kirby age right now - 37

THE FANTASTIC HAG

>>212091566
Alba was dogshit casting as Sur Storm.

>>212091730
This. She's hot but can't fucking act!

>>212092014
And she's the wrong race.

>>212090335 (OP)
>leader
So reed is just a bitch?

>>212092033
I guess you never saw the interview with Geraldo or some shit where she got her DNA test done and it's 100% european. She was in tears lmao.

>>212090335 (OP)
this is just like fight promotion but to sell movie tickets instead of event tickets

>>212092100
Oh I guess she must not have brown skin and must not have worn unconvincing contacts and a wig then

shes got some great scenes

>>212092323
Who the fuck is that?

>>212091566
at least she's a white woman

>>212092409
invisible woman

>>212092315
This old hag is unconvincing as Sue Storm because she's too fucking old and too fucking ugly, can't act either. Alba is the superior choice in every way. Even now

>>212090335 (OP)
sexist? i didn’t realize it identified as a woman

>>212090335 (OP)
>willingly takes a role that shits all over the established canon and stories
>bro why you mad? This is REEE SEXISM

Kino

>>212092619
>>212092323
kek

>>212092780
i hate rasexists so much end rasexism

>>212092780
Wdym? She's hot as fuck

>>212092553
Is she? Could've fooled me

what's stopping me from just typing 'aliens' into a search box?
>people on social media are saying aliens did 9/11

>>212092893
how old is this haggard roastie

>>212092969
37, having a lot of surgeries to look like she's 49

>>212092893
This is a pic you show toddlers so they have nightmares

She's going to make a lot of women think they can get pregnant at 50.

>>212090335 (OP)
Is that a wig or what? She looks uncanny.

>>212091561
It'll still get 300 replies I'm sure

>>212092893
what happened to her forehead ?

>>212092052
Why are you going to pay to watch this shit?

They’re saying FF projected for 135 million opening weekend. I don’t see how that’s possible. There is zero hype for this thing

>>212090335 (OP)
I want to watch her sexy attacks on social media.

>>212090335 (OP)
saar

>>212092893
Those botox bitches get the weirdest facial expressions after abusing botox

>>212092323
Horrific

>>212093477
That's a man hand

>>212093569
Lol looks like one

>>212090335 (OP)
Shouldn't have paired her with a spic

>>212093667
Her being white is the worst thing about her. Showing everyone how ugly white women are

Rank your stronkest wymmin, anons.

>>212092033
Compared to the Kirby i miss Alba. Film is a visual medium and female comic book character should be fit and hot first and foremost. Feige is putting too much emphasis and making them look like relatable people.

>>212093729
Stfu, she's a spic, Kirby is so much hotter

>>212090335 (OP)
I do not give a fuck as long as the movie is good. It will probably suck ass though

>>212093915
She's ugly as shit and it will be horrific. Alba's ff movies had at least her in it.

this bitch is so old and hideous.
why not cast Brec Bassinger instead?

>>212094079
Brec isn't white and Kirby is hot.
FACT!

>>212090335 (OP)
I will watch this because she's white and to save the white race

>>212090335 (OP)
>>212091566
Alba is not white, she's also ugly next to Kirby.

>>212091730
>Alba was dogshit casting as Sur Storm.
She read the comics, acted like eye candy, dyed her hair blonde, wore blue contact and cared about the role.

fuck you, bitch. Better than Kirby any day.

>>212094193
Kirby looks 72.

Kirby looks like my granny but uglier. Entire cast sucks.
Superman isn't much better but at least they cast hot women you want to fuck.

>>212094171
more like alien race

>>212094076
She has that downie look to her face just like Sweeney but hagmaxxed

>>212094585
I also jack off in my local theater. They catched me recently. Need to ask my mom to drive me to another cimena further away to jack off while watching the superman.

>>212090335 (OP)
Reed has always been the leader.

They keep using this shit as some sort of shield to hide behind and deflect any criticisms. It doesn't work, why are they still doing it? Maybe they just don't like her. Not because she's a woman, but because she's a cunt?

>>212096399
but people really care about Fantastic Four, man.
remember when they announced an Iron Man movie? Iron Man, he's my favourite, can't wait.

>>212090335 (OP)
The fuck are sexist attacks? Nerve gas that only effects people with only X chromosomes?

>>212090335 (OP)
It's true. I'm sexistly attacking her right now.

>>212090335 (OP)
The Female silver surfer is far worse

>>212090335 (OP)

Reed is cancelled when Sue changes her mind about him two decades later

>>212091566

You forgot the failed reboot of Fantastic Four from 2015

>>212090335 (OP)
>this marketing tactic

this has never worked, your movie is going to fail

>>212092100
>>212092315

Back in high school, one of the classmates told me that Jessica Alba was part Black. I just looked up the Jessica Alba DNA test and she is only 13% Native/Indigenous American and os mostly White, 0% Sub-Saharan African and 0% East Asian.

>>212090335 (OP)
Is that the fucked 100 dudes gal?

>>212090335 (OP)
That bitch looks like she's 50. They made her the leader, and couldn't even be bother to pay us the dignity of at least making her hot.

>>212092033
alba is like 98% white, she is simply doing an ariana grande where she can pull off multiple races

>>212096337
Not with senor Rico Ricardo, you don't want a mexican as a leader

>>212100898
why didn't they hire a twentysomething?

these films' primary audience is teenagers. and if you're doing some pregnancy storyline, are we just meant to gloss over how worrying that is for women approaching 40? yeah it's not black-and-white, but is it an intentional pregnancy? has she considered abortion, or is that anti-Disney? what about the increased chances of autism/similar?

>>212090335 (OP)
>superhero
>can't handle tweets
pathetic

>>212093477
Temu Dua Lipa

>>212090335 (OP)
I don't care about this, but it's strange to pick someone like this and have her dye her hair so the character just looks like she's from a porn parody. Just odd. Actually all the actors look weird in the images I've seen.