this literally never happens irl

>>212094673 (OP)
No, I've seen people write things down on paper before.

>>212094673 (OP)
What size boobs are those?
I never used to be a boob guy, but in my 40a, it’s the only thing that stands out for me

>>212094673 (OP)
Happened to me. You haven't lived if you haven't had random fucks in the midst of regular shit.

>>212094811
They're not that big maybe 32 D

>>212094717
Liar.

>>212094673 (OP)
I'm overweight and balding and brown but I'm really good at talking to women and I've had chicks straight up take me home just so I could do whatever I wanted to them, really it's the numbers game, you have to get a lot of exposure, but eventually you will find a chick that starts to flirt back and you can escalate and very quickly we will be able to tell if she is interested

Gay guys hookup on the job but yeah a woman doing something like this is almost never

>>212094717

Pics or it didn't happen.

>>212094673 (OP)
Yeah it does. Back when I was young before my looks went to shit, I had Sterbucks bitch writer her number in the bottom of my coffee cub. Didn’t even know it was there until notice it when I thew it away. Never called. Could tell next time I went in she was pissed I didn’t

>>212094880
32 d is huge.
32 C and above is

I had sex with a waitress about a decade ago. I was a regular and tipped well though.

>>212095215
Lol no it isn't retard. I've had an ex with 36GG. B-D is average

>>212095284
You’re a retard

>>212095292
I've dated a bunch of chicks and slept with more than a dozen. B-D is average cup size

>>212095284
>36
She was fat.

>>212095354
Yea bro. You don't get natural, silky, massive tits without it. Personally, too big for me. I like B-C.

>>212095354
A little but she was also a redhead. Very similar build to this chick Kaycee Barnes even had similar tats. Pic related

>>212095215
> 32 d is huge.

Not it’s not. Big boobs is a DD and above

>>212094880
Those are 34C at most. You retards forget that the number that precedes the letter is the torso width. It has nothing to do with actual tit size. In fact, a high torso number will make the cup size appear smaller

>>212095445
I'm not saying I wouldn't a fat chick.

>>212095412
Not necessarily. Really just depends on genetics and where they put the weight on. Women with a lot estrogen will put it all in tits and don’t always have to be land whales

>>212095412
Are you a complete fuckwit? Redheads are generally very stacked regardless of wether they're fat or not. Most have a curvy build but not all. Francesca Capaldi isn't close to fat yet she's crazy stacked

Go outside more B-D is absolutely league average size for chicks

>>212094673 (OP)
I'm a 50 year old virgin and I can confirm. This never happens. The wire is just retarded. Not like the sopranos.
I'm getting fatter and balder to be like Tony.

>>212095531
Same with Dakota Blue Johnson

>>212095531
You must be the retard in the room. Anything bigger than a D belongs to a fat chick. Stop coping with your fictional F cup gingers.

>>212094673 (OP)