>Ah, a crisp Saturday afternoon, windows open to feel the cool air breeze, perfect time to watch a kin-...

>>212098784 (OP)
We're really going to keep spamming jackhammer threads?

>>212098820
I feel like garbage truck people are even worse. It's like they do their best to wake me up

>got woken up by the sound of junkies fighting outside
kinos for this feel?

>>212098880
bad lieutenant

>>212098854
Throw out quieter garbage then

>>212098940
Not possible. U r mum is a screamer

>>212098854
The garbage truck is gangstalking you and so is the mailman.

*GID* *GID* *GID* *GID* *GID*
*GID* *GID* *GID* *GID* *GID*
*GID* *GID* *GID* *GID* *GID*
*GID* *GID* *GID* *GID* *GID*
*GID* *GID* *GID* *GID* *GID*
*GID* *GID* *GID* *GID* *GID*
*GID* *GID* *GID* *GID* *GID*

>>212098784 (OP)
>oh dont mind me I'll only be another 2-3 hours

*JOOTCH* *JOOTCH* *JOOTCH* *JOOTCH* *JOOTCH* *JOOTCH* *JOOTCH* *JOOTCH* *JOOTCH* *JOOTCH* *JOOTCH* *JOOTCH*

That's okay. The morning sun casts glare on my screen through the blinds anyways...

The blacks next door to me have a dog that barks non stop. My bedroom window is next to their backyard.

My white neighbor's gf won't stop coming over and raping my dog. She keeps flashing him through their bedroom window which is next to my backyard.

*ROOF* *ROOF* *ROOF* *ROOF*
*ROOF* *ROOF* *ROOF* *ROOF*
*ROOF* *ROOF* *ROOF* *ROOF*
*ROOF* *ROOF* *ROOF* *ROOF*
*ROOF* *ROOF* *ROOF* *ROOF*
*ROOF* *ROOF* *ROOF* *ROOF*

>>212099057
>>212099011
>>212098854
The three horsemen of sleeping in

>>212099112
Fuck you fuck you fuck youuuuuuu!!!!!!!

>>212099001
>>212099057
None of these sound like that.

>circular saw enters the chat
posts "KNEEEYYUURROOOMGHRT" x3 every minute

>>212099135
a real neet learns the art of double blinds in the first year or he gets a job.

>Yelling and laughing as loud as possible from 10am to 9pm

I now understand why old people were so mean to us

>>212099112
>Still cutting grass at 10AM
Boomer got a late start.

I live in a boomer neighbourhood and these guys are so fucking annoying. every weekend

>>212099762
Edward Scissorhands robots can't come soon enough, they might have to be cutting it manually with sheers all day but at least it will be quiet.

>>212098784 (OP)
It's like 100 degrees why the fuck do you have the window open? close than shit and blast AC+kino

>>212099705
It's never the kids fault, parents have become such useless pieces of shit their kids just behave like cancer per default.

>>212099147
>The blacks next door
One of the worst parts about being poor

>>212099985
I blame soillennials and their gentle parenting bullshit

>>212099762
Also boomers sleep less because of age, and are bored as fuck all day. Also they are partially deaf, which adds up to almost constant, irritating noise if you live near boomer neighborhood.

>>212099967
no AC in yurop...

>>212100068
>no AC in yurop...
import one then

>>212099939
>but at least it will be quiet.
all machines are noisy as hell
https://youtu.be/LIaXEMOhihw?t=28

>>212099057
This is the worst one because it's 99% useless.
Just blowing shit from one end to the other.
Like if you cut the grass or hedges or whatever it's done with for a few weeks.
These leafblowing assholes are just pointless.

Pro tip: you can build great makeshift earplugs using old in-ear audio buds with silicon tips, you just push a length of silicon dow through the hole until it makes a strong seal in your ear (I cut them off hand sanitizer carry straps or wrist bands)

>>212099640
Kek. I can hear this one.

>>212100220
Dont do this anons it makes crystals grow in your lungs

>>212098784 (OP)
When did the typical work day 9-5 become the 7:30- 6PM shift without paid lunch?

>>212100258
when you were born in america

Thankfully I don't live near guys who do work like that however my landlord is a busy body who may be up randomly doing all sorts of nonsense and sometimes it is louder than anything you could imagine regular blue collars doing. Nice guy though

>>212100258
If you commute over an hour you have nobody to blame but yourself. If you're doing 10+ hour shifts that's fine I used to do 12 hours but make sure you're getting fairly compensated. If you're making the same or less than people working easier/lower hour jobs you're getting fucked over

>>212098854
Get up early. Stop sleeping in like a drunk

>>212100220
This. Silicone earplugs are a life saver

>>212099112
I have no sympathy. It's 10 AM. Time to grow up anon

>>212100993
Some people work graveyard hours

>>212101078
Then it's your responsibility to protect yourself from light and noise during the day. The whole neighborhood can't accommodate the one guy who works nights

>>212098784 (OP)
*Switches megaphone on*
>AAAAANNNYYYY OLLLDDD IROOONNNNNNNNN

>>212098784 (OP)
>Saturday
at least you know he's not jewish

>>212098784 (OP)
try sleeping over cats raping each other at 2am

>>212098820
i will jackhammer your bussy

>>212098854
The faggots block my single lane road at the exact time I need to leave for work.

>>212098820
It's the official new tv meme, cope

>>212101479
Maybe try leaving earlier??

>>212099292
This one really pisses me off

>>212100220
>>212100990
>can't hear intruders/fires

>>212099292
I'm the biggest bird in here the people need reminding

>>212098784 (OP)
construction worker:
>AHHH, YEEESS, they are paying me double for Sundays,
>with this extra source of motivation I can go for hours non-stop!
>I think I'll skip the breaks today!

>>212098854
that masturbation fan had some relatable bits
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvL6C0jprCw

>>212100064
it's immigrants though, they just slowly walk behind their kids in public while they run around destroying the whole store.

>>212105073
>muh immigrants
Sounds like a bunch of bullshit, since they're the ones who are more likely to slap their kids back into the stone age.
Meanwhile you have lil Timmy and Sally behaving like gremlins on steroids while daddy and mommy are busy with their chai latte and scented candles.

>>212105147
>they're the ones who are more likely to slap their kids back into the stone age.

If they annoy them personally yes the father will do it. Not if theyre being obnoxious to everyone around them. And that's assuming the parents are even there with them, especially their father, which is extremely rare. You clearly don't live around arabs

>>212105752
And you clearly are one of the kids I've described.
Given a free rein to wreck havoc while daddy and mommy are busy chugging coffee and cigarettes and then blaming everything on immigrants like a little bitch.

KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH
KSHKSHKSHKSHKSHKSHKSHKSHKSHKSHKSH
KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH

>>212099057
These guys are never white though.

>>212099112
and the dastardly sequel

>>212099292
Dip a sausage into antifreeze and throw it over the fence.

>>212101186
not familiar with this cultural phenomenon
QRD?

At least your neighbor isn't blasting Bon Jovi on full volume.