Why is it every time I tell a guy they can put it wherever they want they always stick it in my ass?

because a woman's ass is better than pussy in every way

>>212099218 (OP)
that sounds like a you problem, OP

is that Bruton Guster in the back there

>>212099218 (OP)
DAMN!

>>212099218 (OP)
Because it's a rare opportunity.

You know that parasite that makes rodents attracted to feline urinary scent? I genuinely believe there is something similar extant in Western populations that is simultaneously driving homosexuality in males and perpetuating this degenerate obsession with anal sex with females. Half of the front page of porn sites is anal and /gif/ has a constant barrage of it that is noticeable in contrast to previous years (not to mention tranny/shemale content).

Literally what the fuck is going on this is far beyond the
>it's taboo let me try it once teehee

Nasty degenerate behavior smearing shit on your cock (death) instead of creating life

>>212099230
It's literally worse in every way

>>212099230
Anal in porn is more aesthetic but anal in real life is way worse than vaginal sex.

Sex haver here

Blowjobs > Vaginal sex > handjobs > anal

>not another teen movie thread
>anons are throwing in their earnest attitude on anal sex

>>212099299
>Pussy designed by God himself to grip your cock and extract your seed at the optimal temperature and moistness? Disgusting. Give me the shit extractor with a tight sphincter and then looseness past the entry.

>>212099578
Blowjobs just make me want to stick it in her pussy. It feels like an appetiser to the main course. I rarely cum from them.

>>212099549
Novice...

They call it packing fudge for a reason. If you are gonna fuck a butt, they better have a full dump on deck. If they "prepare" once you shove your cock past the tight half inch ring of the sphincter it is like you are alone in a big empty room... that is unless you got shit to stir.

>>212099593
This is an anal sex thread, philistine

>>212099578
Fake sex haver detected
it's actually Pussy>BJ>Anal>Handies

>>212099593
>>212099650

>>212099578
blowjob tickles my dick and makes me want to laugh

>>212099668
just back up further and don't hump the guy's leg

>>212099649
Kek

>>212099218 (OP)
She didn't say that

>>212099750
She literally did.

Because it's a fun delight to have fucked some girl in her ass given the opportunity.

But if I'm being honest, past like the first inch or so, there's nothing going on down there. It's like like you're being beat off by some lubed mucus hand making an okay sign and then just fucking into a warmish void. Good BJ's are 10x better, and you don't feel awkward about trying to put it in her cunt afterwards for a few victory pumps.

>>212099218 (OP)
Assholes disgust me. But I also fapped to a lot of mid-2000s cartoon porn. So what's worse

>>212099218 (OP)
OH

>>212099812
Also feet gross me out, because the bottoms are full of germs. But I also have a tickling fetish, ironically

>>212099600
and there are “people” that even eat assholes. They may as well move to india if they are such subhuman animals, actual trash.

The very best thing about anal and why it is great is the woman gets nothing out of it but humiliated. If you wanna spice it up, once you have fully shoved your dick in her ass, bring up her dad casually. Just like "Ugh.... I wonder what we should get Todd for Christmas"

>>212099885

>>212099230
/thread

>>212099885
How about a framed picture of this exact moment, hon?

>>212099759
I used to fuck a japanese chick who kissed like this. She would literally just dangle her tongue out there for you to suck on sometimes. She also ran her tongue through my ear on more than one occasion which is just plain unsanitary but I kinda liked it and have asked women to do it since

>>212099759
would

>>212099885
I had a boner reading this

>>212099970

>>212099578
blowjobs and handjobs are just foreplay. it's difficult to nut from that.

>>212099885
A wise man once said anal sex is better because;
1. It's hotter
2. It's tighter
3. It's more degrading to the woman

>>212099885
Why are you thinking of dudes during anus sex, shit is gay?

Near what I knew to be the end of the relationship I was fucking my ex in her shitter. She was complaining and asking me to slow down. I leaned across her back and whispered in her ear "I can't seem to bring myself to care." and continued fucking her.

>>212099885
Funny how the modern anons dont get this.

>>212099578
Fuck blowjobs

Eating pussy > fucking pussy > eating ass > Fucking Ass > Handjobs > Blowjobs

>>212099218 (OP)
women...

>>212100070
>Eating pussy > fucking pussy

>>212099230
Fuck off poop fag, I’d much rather put it into pussy

>>212100033
Oh, they get it but it shocks them into silently thinking about what sort of tie their dad might like

>>212099630
>>212099668
>>212100006
>>212100070
Are you guys all circumcisized? Blowjobs are incredible wtf kek

>>212099230
Fpbp

>>212100378
>Are you guys all circumcisized?
Nope. Uncut.

>>212100006
>difficult
???

>>212100406
Strangle crankers

>>212100378
They feel good but I find them boring, I like to be pro-active during sex I wanna be pounding her pussy or violently jamming my tongue up her ass, something that makes use of my energy.

>>212099218 (OP)

"I told him he could put it wherever he wanted, so he stuck it in my younger sister.”

Because Americans are conditioned to be fags.

>>212100826
What throwback shithole are you from princess?

>>212099885
How about a bottle of perfume?

>>212100840
Don't talk to me, fag.

>>212099218 (OP)
Because it's a rare and novel sexual experience for most men. Dumb question.

>>212100865
I do not do requests you left behind peon

>>212099423
Buck up, you’ll probably have sex one day!

>>212100882
to be fair, if you buttfuck a little girl it is over so fast it is more of a novella

>>212099630
Same. I can take or leave them for foreplay but I think I’ve cum only once or maybe twice from a blowjob.

>>212099230
This. It feels so much better

>>212101024
It doesn't though. If the tpuch sensation is what you are after pussy is better. Anal is a head game and hotter, but pussy feels better. It could be you have a little dick or jerk off too hard and often to know how to work a pussy.

>>212099952
jap women are so freaky i love them

>>212101100
>It could be you have a little dick
How would anal be better for a little dick?

>>212100966
See? Where there's anal sex there are pedophiles. They're obsessed with "tight".

>>212099885
Depends how you do it. I’ve know girls who end up cumming SUPER hard if you stimulate their clit while your dick is in their ass. Do it right and she’ll actually start suggesting you fuck her in the ass.

>>212101122
the sphincter itself is tight but very shallow.

>>212101172
I still don't see how anal makes that better for a small dick than a pussy. Sphincter is less than two inches. You'd need a microdick for that to be cosy on anything but the base of your cock.

>>212100826
Europoors are conditioned to Mohammad bootlickers

>>212101329
Thats what I am saying. There are a lot of guys out there with bigger thumbs than dicks... no grey sweatpants owning poor bastards.

>>212099252
these threads are always virgin ragebait

>>212099230
No

>>212099218 (OP)
JANEY BRIGGS GOT A GUN

>>212099230
The truth has been spoken.

my dick says pussy but my brain says butthole

>>212102041
>Marilyn Manson had sex with prime Chyler Leigh, Rose McGowan, Stoya, Evan Rachel Wood and Jenna Jameson
>Based on Jenna's description of his obsession with her butthole he likely had anal with every one of them

>>212102191
That may be, but if you actually do what no one bothered to do and listen, you would know that one time he ate ribs so he could blow Fred Savage.

>>212102246
>he ate ribs so he could blow Fred Savage

>>212099230
>>212099929
>>212100383
>>212101024
>>212102179
These are dicklets. Self-reported.

it's a gay gateway thing, they all love literal fecal matter and they try to slippery slope people into being fags that way, as ridiculous as it may sound.

>>212099230
Fag detected. I don't even want blowjobs any more, I skip it to get to the actual sex, because puss is the best.

Sodomites need to be euthanized.

>>212104823
What if it's only occasional sodomy on a woman?

>>212099218 (OP)
if you prefer to stick your dick in a shithole instead of a wet pussy you are 100% gay
>>212099230
you are a gay man

>>212099423
You’ve put in enough acedemic research in gay anal sex to move out of the classroom and into the field. Good luck with your findings. Remember no sample is too small for a hungry scientist like yourself

>>212100070
gayest post itt