What was your STRANGEST kinoplex experience?

>>212103279 (OP)
why do americans put liquid grease on their popcorn?

>>212103836
because tastes good

>>212103279 (OP)
That toss and twirl was smoother than the melted butter God dam

I was one of only two people in this movie called The Night Listener. Robin Williams. I caught a late show. It wasn't a great theater anyway, had this weird smell. I noticed it was just me and this cute college girl with red hair. She smiles at me like five minutes in, and five minutes after that, she just comes out and says, "I guess it's just us!" I get and go sit next to her and we talk throughout the movie. After the movie we walk out of the theater. I wanted to ask her out or something, but I was too nervous. So she just says, "Maybe I'll see you around" and walks away.

As I'm going back to my car, I realize that when I got up to change seats, I left my jacket behind. I go back to the theater and the guy's picking up, he found my jacket. He asks if I enjoyed the movie, "One man show." He says it's not worth running the projector when there's only one person in the audience. I ask him about the smell and he turns somber. He says the theater just recently reopened. Six months ago there was a terrible fire and they still haven't gotten the smell out. I asked if anyone died, he said just one person, a cute redhead, what a shame.

>>212104886
How big was her dick?