Any wagie kinos?

Did he died?

I have been laboring my whole life but finally getting into a trade which will feel very easy in comparison. Looking forward to being known for technical skills and not how fast i can dig a trench.

>>212105362 (OP)
Not looking forward to working again. As a machine operator there's always at least one part of a line that spooks me in any job - a roller or a saw or something. Great money though.

>>212105464
Just don't pet the lathe. Never pet the lathe.

>>212105455
Argentina is black.

>>212105455
>>212105464
>>212105541
all AI posts

>>212105583
Meds

>>212105362 (OP)
did he say "OH NO"?

>>212105583
Well, thanks for the (You). Not sure what made you think my post was AI. I'm just saying, ask the Chinese about petting lathes. It doesn't typically work out.

>>212105623
You actually believe
>>212105455
>>212105464
Are real people?

>>212105797
He's literally a bot

I'm gonna have to VK some anons in here. Find out who's real and who's not.

>>212105362 (OP)
>it was his last day before retirement

The best wagie kino is a line of coke, a prostitute, and calling your boss at 1 am to say you fucked his wife

>>212105362 (OP)
How do you respond without sounding mad

>>212105362 (OP)
This is why at my job (A bike factory), all the columns have protectors installed on them to prevent them from being hit in the first place and help stop the columns from buckling if they do get hit.

It also helps if you don't overload the storage racks.

>>212106109
If you watch closely tho, it's not the column he's touching.

>>212105455
Manual labor is such a low IQ meme. Unless you're a jeet, chink or brownie/nigger you should never pick a job that destroys your body and leaves you with irrevocable pain and misery by 50. Don't be a dumb boomer, work smart, not hard.

>>212106106
He survived. The top of his cart saved him from being crushed.

>>212105362 (OP)
CLEAN IT UP JANNY

>>212106483
Personally i found neetdom to be worse for my body, and other non skilled positions didnt pay enough. Im going to be an electrician after working around them for 8 months and seeing how easy their job is. I would go insane sitting down all day.
Most souless shit i ever did was retail.

>>212105362 (OP)
lol it just keeps falling and falling

>>212106577
Electrician is fine, I'm talking about anything that involves lifting heavy things. It fucks up your spine. Tradlarpers claim it's "le masculine man's job" but there's plenty of traditionally masculine jobs (like electrician) that don't fuck up your body.

Also being neet does not equal unhealthy if you choose to not be. Blue worker drones have no choice but to destroy their spines. Trust me, let slaves do slave jobs.

>>212105362 (OP)
Why don't they make shelfs that don't fall over when you bump them

>>212106577
Retail is bad because you have to do deal with customers. Aside from that it's like 99% of jobs where you just sleeze around for most of your shift wishing you were at home watching movies or playing video games.

>>212106765
cashier detected.

>>212106746
Money.

They could make every bridge and structure to last x100 longer but it would just be too expensive, so everything is build juuuust as cheapy as possible without structural failure to cut costs.

>>212106765
Imo worst thing about retail is doing the same shit over and over again, lazyass co workers. And yes, customers.
At least if i dig a fucking home and pour a slab it's like cool look at this slab. Front a retail shelf and they want you to front again 20 minutes later because someone came behind you and took an item. And then you come back and do it again.
Also just the corporate drone culture.

>>212106697
lot of words just to say you're a weak limpwristed manlet

>>212106788
Yes, Starbucks. You'd think an overpriced establishment would filter out the poor plebs but oh no, money doesn't play nearly as much of a role in how shitty a person is than you'd think.
Had one lady come in asking me how much for a cappuccino (the prices were literally right above me). After telling her she looked at me like I just insulted her, then continued to insult me and the whole company because how dare we charge that much for a coffee. There was a big line behind her which she was holding up, after about a minute of going "I understand ma'am, I'm sorry you feel that way" or whatever, I just started ignoring her and serving the next customer while she stood at the side of the counter bitching at me for literally +30 minutes. After telling her to please leave she tried to barter the prices down lol. I hate old people so much.

>>212107205
Unclog my toilet with your mouth, nigger.

>>212105362 (OP)
Yesterday I watched "Employee of the Month". It was fun.

>>212106522
>cart
lol

>>212105362 (OP)
The office

>>212107564
Starbucks is food service, not retail. certain retail jobs are just an expansion of warehouse work and can be absolutely back breaking and physically exhausting.

>>212107752
Is he doing the ACK-face at the end?

>>212106106
"...whoops!"

>>212107814
Did I say something funny, pretty boy?

>>212107696
What's it about anon

>>212106109
>It also helps if you don't overload the storage racks.
How do you know they were overloaded?

>>212107598
plumbing is also quite technical

>>212108410
he's doing the "missed the last train but didn't miss last call" face

Watching animals get cut apart everyday has to do something to you

>>212106789
>so everything is build juuuust as cheapy as possible without structural failure to cut costs

That's how most things are designed. An average bridge built in the west today has a lifespan of 100 years or less because we've realized that by the time it's that old it's usually functionally obsolete and needs a new design anyway. Often bridges get replaced before their design life expires because their capacity or some other constraint needs to be corrected.

>>212108847

>>212108847
once they're dead they're slabs of meat
it's the slaughtering that must get to you

>>212105362 (OP)
>Top. Men.

>>212106109
Having your racking bolted to the floor is also crucial, and this slav shithouse clearly didn't care about safety to think that far ahead

Whoopsy doodle

>>212109176
>>212106109
Stop projecting faggots
Those rails clearly are bolted to the floor, they don't budge.
What happened was the shelves were too heavily loaded and they buckled under the weight when he hit the middle of the shelf.

>>212108847
>predators mercilessly slaughtering prey animals and slowly letting them bleed out
I sleep
>humans quickly and humanely off animals without any suffering
WAAAAAH HUMANITY IS EVIL

>>212105828
No, I do not

>>212108647
A giant Costco-like market gets a new cute cashier girl, and rumor has it that she'll sleep with the next employee of the month. A rivalry breaks out between the employee of the last 17 months (an arrogant twat) and a box boy (loveable slacker). It's a 2006 movie, not great, but fun to watch and entertaining.

>>212109587
>What happened was the shelves were too heavily loaded
How do you know?

He's fine.

>>212109812
He's the one who overloaded them. He did it on purpose, too.

>>212106692
In English, doc.

>>212105362 (OP)
When someone gets a forklift license what does it look like?

>>212105362 (OP)

>>212110354
Forklift license's aren't real. They are a psyop, unironically. You don't need to one to drive a forklift legally and every single company has their own in-house training they make you do instead. After you get rhe job you do whatever in house bullshit they do and then they let you drive them but never give you a license.

>>212111141
I fucking knew something was up!

>>212105438
surprisingly no, not the guy in the forklift. dunno about anyone else, though

>>212111141
>but never give you a license
Yes they do, I got a paper forklift license at a warehouse I worked a summer at. They also had paper licenses you had to get to drive a company truck

>>212111411
>company truck
On public roads is something else retard

Clerks. Easy.

>>212110354
What are you actually trying to ask here? What a forklift license physically looks like or what the working life of a forklift operator looks like?

>>212111411
You got a fake. You fell for the psyop

>>212111487
You needed a company license to drive a company truck on or off company property dumbass

>>212110535
What was the plan here?

>>212106483
This poster makes $42000 a year and has to talk to fat women about their dogs all day

>>212111738
not an argument

>>212111738
How do you know

>>212111658
leave the world of the living, and take as many ungrateful bugmen along with you

>>212111580
The latter
I can't imagine how I could ask what a forklift cert looks like without knowing what a forklift is.

>>212111623
Like a cdl? Because that is federal not company

>>212111845
A forklift operator goes to work and uses a forklift to move product around and load or unload vehicles. It's pretty straightforward

>>212110354
This

>>212111738
It's true, I was the dogs

>>212110535
they expect one of us in the wreckage, brother

>>212105362 (OP)
Supermarket workers

(features tits)

>>212111904
Okay the former. I thought latter meant the higher one

>>212110354
>>212111845
>>212111967
*chefs kiss* well done lad

>>212111658
Samson Option.

>>212105362 (OP)
That was deliberate. Terrorist forkie

>>212111967
fucking kek

>>212108847
>>212108927
I really hope Aliens don't exist.

>>212112246
Space isn't real. Grow up

>>212108927
sleep tight porker

>>212112246
They wouldn't give a single fuck about us unless they wanted to chill or just destroy us instantly out of the blue as some schizophrenic million year long protection plan. Anything on earth is available everywhere else is way easier quantities and if they can get here they dont need the planet.

>>212112394
>Anything on earth is available everywhere else is way easier quantities
Biggest problem with the "aliens invading Earth for resources" trope.
Easy access to gas clouds lightyears wide and endless supplies of metal floating through space and they decide on a pointless military conflict on an irrelevant planet

>>212111961
>present coombait as some sort of serious art form
>it fucking works

>>212105362 (OP)
Seeing this slop being reduced to a pile of rubble makes me happy. I hope everyone is ok

>>212111738
>$42000 a year
I'd be a GOD if I made that here