was Lavendar Brown the worst girl in Harry Potter? - /tv/ (#212109171) [Archived: 935 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:36:21 PM No.212109171
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:38:45 PM No.212109267
>>212109171 (OP)
what's a strawberry milk onlyfans stunt?
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:41:38 PM No.212109379
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>>212109171 (OP)
>strawberry milk onlyfans stunt
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:42:06 PM No.212109404
>>212109171 (OP)
um
I'll give her 8k if she agrees to let me rape her for the rest of her life
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:43:02 PM No.212109448
>>212109171 (OP)
>£8k debt
How did these people get into so much debt?
>>212109267
It's like tub girl, but strawberry milk.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:45:06 PM No.212109531
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>>212109171 (OP)
Actors and actresses are scum.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:46:43 PM No.212109593
>>212109171 (OP)

MuH FrEe HeAlTh CaRe
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:47:56 PM No.212109644
>>212109171 (OP)
You could have saved her, /tv/...
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:48:18 PM No.212109664
>8K debt
so a few months work.
get a job you lazy bitch
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:48:48 PM No.212109695
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>>212109448
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:48:52 PM No.212109700
>>212109404
... so just marriage?
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:53:41 PM No.212109916
>>212109448
>£8k is a lot of debt
you have to be 18 to post here
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:58:33 PM No.212110149
>>212109593
Mentally broken
Enjoy your 30k ambulance ride commy
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:00:57 PM No.212110268
>>212110149
I bartered my last ambulance ride down to $1200+tip.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:02:48 PM No.212110352
>>212109267
>goes in strawberry milk
>comes out chocolate milk
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:05:12 PM No.212110471
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>was Lavendar Brown the worst girl in Harry Potter?
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:11:13 PM No.212110718
Weird
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:43:37 PM No.212112063
>>212109171 (OP)
That scene where Ron wakes up in the hospital and Hermione is there and all is good
Then it pans to Lavendar coming in.

Like a hangover realization that you fucked a fat girl while cheating on your girlfriend
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:51:07 PM No.212112371
>>212109171 (OP)
If she really needs money why doesn't she just do a good witch trial gangbang
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:54:02 PM No.212112505
>>212109171 (OP)
I have a thing for pigtails and glasses. In college when I was in bed with a girl I asked her to put her glasses on and put her hair in pigtails and she just laughed and said "I know why you like this" and she refused to explain what she meant when I asked and she just laughed. But she still went along with it.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 8:14:40 PM No.212113303
>>212109171 (OP)
I CAN SAVE HER
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 8:22:14 PM No.212113553
>this desperate for 8k
lmao sure
she probably thinks it's "freeing".
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 8:24:11 PM No.212113627
rundown?
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 8:31:34 PM No.212113916
The sad bitch doesn't even do nudity. The video is just her pouring strawberry milk over her head.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 8:43:30 PM No.212114429
>>212109695
Chicks doing coke or being drunk so hot. Shame all that got purged on porn sites
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 8:45:06 PM No.212114489
>>212109448
Bruh I'm $30k in unsecured debt. What are they gonna do? Take my non existent money?
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 8:47:29 PM No.212114594
>>212109171 (OP)
I have around $50k in debt. Do you think I can make onlyfans content to pay it off?
t. 40 year old, out of shape, white man.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 8:48:57 PM No.212114653
>>212114429
plenty of websites still host that shit anon, it's just not on the major ones anymore
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 8:50:00 PM No.212114696
>>212114594
Do male onlyfans even exist?
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 8:50:43 PM No.212114720
>>212109171 (OP)
Sad
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 8:50:52 PM No.212114727
>>212114429
just start a thread on /b/
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 8:52:09 PM No.212114775
>>212114696
No
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 8:52:30 PM No.212114784
>>212114696
They do but they seem to be either male pornstars working with chicks from porn they know, in which case I guarantee anyone paying is paying to see the chicks from porn, and I imagine there's a lot of gay shit out there but I imagine the demand is likely for pre-pubescent looking twinks with giants cocks.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 8:53:02 PM No.212114806
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>>212114696
>he doesn't know about the eye of sauron
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 8:53:28 PM No.212114824
>>212114696
Yes? Where do you think nikocado avocado blown asshole pics came from
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 8:54:50 PM No.212114886
>>212114824
Why did he even make gay porn for onlyfans? Wasn't he dragging in six figures a year from bawling while eating mountains of burgers and junk?
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 8:55:24 PM No.212114910
>>212114696
Yeah but THEY'RE GAY
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 8:57:56 PM No.212115018
>>212114824
i tend not to let my thoughts linger on the nature and origin of asshole pictures I see online anon
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 9:00:42 PM No.212115135
>>212114696
yeah, but only for fags
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 9:11:49 PM No.212115568
>>212114696
Yes. Both gay and straight.
Gays are self explanatory. Straight male OF are usually Johns for OF girls who open their page to communicate with girls. Also works as a 'demo' page for the Johns too. Some use OF as a prostitution agency. They bang the paid talent, then sell the video as a cost offset. There's also a lot of cuck/bbc male pages.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 9:13:10 PM No.212115624
>>212109171 (OP)
So did we actually find out what the strawberry milk show was or???
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 9:21:41 PM No.212115954
>>212115568
since you seem informed on OF, I've always wondered how they stay profitable when so much of their stuff leaks on various websites. Is there like a load more content on the OF that I'm not seeing?
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 9:32:19 PM No.212116359
>>212114696
I assums you mean straight guys making stuff for women, which probably exists but is extremely rare. The majority of male onlyfans have to be for gay men. The straight male onlyfans I've encountered they aren't the stars of their own show and are almost never for a female audience. These operations revolve around the girls they work with. They do "collabs" with amateur girls or very low level pros and everything is focused on these girls. Typically they'll make posts like "Just shot with @asianwhorelulu! What a hot scene" or "dropping a new video with @thatredheadedhooker". They usually don't have a public persona, make personal posts, or drop candid pictures. Their purpose is to be a vehicle for average schmucks to self-insert. Honestly all it takes to do that is to 0 sense of shame or embarassment. You don't even need a huge dick, as long as it isn't notably small. Lots of dudes make content like this without having a 9 inch hammer.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 9:38:08 PM No.212116580
>>212115954
Nta but they make the real money from custom commissions and (rarely) hooking. We have infinity free topless pictures now, those aren't the real moneymakers. Those exist for a girl to get her face out there to catch the eye of someone will pay her $50 for a video of her mashing green jello into her armpits.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 9:45:19 PM No.212116889
>>212115954
Idiots pay for the parasocial relationship, not the porn. Too bad it's usually an agency talking to the dude. But as the other anon said, yeah, the money is in the custom content.

Also, there's no real money in onlyfans. The average monthly payout is 100$, but thats skewed by the 0.1% of girls making over 50k. Also, OF keeps a LOT. Girls then sign with an agency on the promise of a better payout (because the agency represent a bunch of girls and get a better cut from OF than just a single girl). Then the agency is complete shit and the clientele leaves.
And most "articles" about OF is paid publicity. They want more girls and bozos to abuse their body and wallet.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 9:45:22 PM No.212116891
>>212116580
>custom commissions
oooh that makes sense ty anon, also makes sense they don't leak since I'm assuming people who commission will enjoy the exclusivity.

>>212116359
isn't that also the case with pro porn? Like guys who have pornhub pages usually focus on the girls they bring in for each vid rather than themselves (with exceptions)
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 9:45:40 PM No.212116907
>>212116580
>green jello into her armpits
sounds fun
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 9:46:30 PM No.212116945
what does her husband do?
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 9:48:38 PM No.212117037
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 9:49:55 PM No.212117105
She was the mean girl cheerleader character
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 9:51:14 PM No.212117157
>>212109916
You're dumb enough to fall for the student debt trap, but most normal people weren't
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 9:53:08 PM No.212117242
>>212109267
>milk, milk, lemonade...
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 9:53:24 PM No.212117247
>>212114886
He needed money to pay for plastic surgery so he could pretend he was trolling everyone
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 10:03:26 PM No.212117628
>>212109171 (OP)
$10,000 USD in debt? she could easily clearly that with either a few pornos or doing actual movies again since she is a trained actress, and with union dues and rates she would get a higher pay for doing nudity
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 10:09:24 PM No.212117847
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Cute!
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 10:15:12 PM No.212118051
I know a girl who tried to do onlyfans for a few months and had like maybe 5 or 6 subscribers. She eventually gave up on degrading herself to make less than a water bill per month, jacked the subscription fee to the maximum amount (i think $50) and I think still has 1 or 2 who haven't noticed a year later She's kind of a scumbag but after the first payment that's on them.

One thing I dont get about it is the cost vs the gain. Even though she only had like 6 people paying for her nudes, she has literally hundreds of people in her life who now associate her with that trashy behavior. Even if they never see any pictures, that's who she is now to them. She threw away her reputation permanently for basically no gain, for something she gave up on, and she still tries to justify it by saying she was doing it for herself and it wasnt really about money anyway. Woman moment.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 10:24:13 PM No.212118436
>>212118051
sounds based and desperate, can you hook a brotha up?
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 10:37:40 PM No.212119000
>>212109171 (OP)
>8k debt
why doesnt she just work at mcdonalds for a couple of months?
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:12:49 AM No.212121130
>>212117847
women do anything and everything for attention
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:14:48 AM No.212121191
>>212109171 (OP)
When I was a kid I wanted to go into Moaning Myrtle's Chamber of Secrets if you sniff my drift. The best part about ghost gfs is they can't give you Hogwarts.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:25:42 AM No.212121591
>>212121191
Personally, I always wanted to slitherin to Hermoines goblet of fire, if you get my meaning. She looks like a perfect fit for my elder wand.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:28:29 AM No.212121662
>>212114696
Yes. Browse coomer by random model. So many fucking average schlub normie men on there. They play up as working class guys for gay degenerates
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:29:19 AM No.212121694
>>212119000
Why work when you can just wave your anus around to paying observers
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:31:07 AM No.212121761
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How sad that this was only the second most desperate stunt of her life, the first of course being taking a role in the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:32:26 AM No.212121821
>hair fetish content
BASED?!?
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:42:33 AM No.212122185
Will at least someone post a link to the video so we can judge for ourselves?
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:42:35 AM No.212122189
>>212121761
cringe
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 1:34:42 AM No.212124127
>>212116945
He’s a little known stand-up. He got ‘cancelled’ a few years ago because he said ‘the n-word’ thinking he was posh and clever enough to get away with it but actually wasn’t. They’ve broken up and gotten back together about 10 times. Both attention seeking twats.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 1:47:59 AM No.212124667
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 2:21:44 AM No.212125936
>>212122189
it's a copypasta anon
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 2:25:50 AM No.212126055
thats disgusting
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>>212109448
>>212110352
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 2:35:47 AM No.212126394
>>212109171 (OP)
Does her strawberry milk bring any boys to the yard?