The Monkey (2025) - /tv/ (#212117796) [Archived: 1010 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/28/2025, 10:08:19 PM No.212117796
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This is, easily, the most onions horror movie made thus far in the 2020's and that's saying SOMETHING. Jesus, this was insufferable.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 10:10:32 PM No.212117884
Yeah, literally Annyoing: the movie. Retarded trash.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 10:11:54 PM No.212117930
>>212117796 (OP)
Meh itโ€™s just a final destination rip off. I really didnโ€™t give it much thought beyond that.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 10:13:12 PM No.212117979
>>212117930
Final destination was atleast watchable
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 10:13:30 PM No.212117991
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The fuck was this kid's problem? Why was he acting like an anime bully?
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 10:14:34 PM No.212118029
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I enjoyed it. Christian Convery was great.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 10:15:54 PM No.212118078
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>>212118029
The whole movie went off a cliff after the timeskip. The two kids dealing with the monkey was a much more fun movie than Theo James collecting a paycheck. Plus, it added to and enhanced the movie's whimsical nature.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 10:21:48 PM No.212118305
>>212118078
The curse of the King adaptations. Why does he write so many stories with kids timeskipping into adults? It never works for manga, it certainly doesn't work for him.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 10:27:52 PM No.212118601
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>>212118305
I didn't really mind it in any of the other adaptations because the kids were insufferable anyway but the kid playing young Hal/Bill was so good and believable as two twins that it really soured me on the film when they timeskipped. Oz Perkins is a hack director anyway. All he can do is the most fucking generic horror crap imagineable. He actually tried something different and enjoyable here but shat the bed anyway.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 10:30:41 PM No.212118718
You missed the point. It bounced off your head.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 10:32:16 PM No.212118775
>>212118718
Articulate the point to me in clear English or get raped to death.
mr. bruh its back
6/28/2025, 10:32:34 PM No.212118786
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>>212117796 (OP)
>looking for a good horror movie in 2025
kek
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 10:33:40 PM No.212118826
>>212118601
>>212118078
just say youre a bussy fag and stop glazing this mid ass horror slop