You gotta listen to the way people talk. You don't say "affirmative" or some shit like that. You say, "No problemo." If someone comes off to you with an attitude, you say, "Beat me to death with a lead pipe you brute." And if you want to shine them on, it's "Hasta la vista, baby." Yeah, or "Later, dick-wad." If someone gets upset, you say, "Chill out." Or you can do combinations.

>>212117927 (OP)
John, you don't live in little Italy. Shut the fuck up dweeb

John has such cool hair in this movie, man.

>>212118106
he grew up to be a fat greasy junkie

>>212117927 (OP)
Affirmo

>>212119995
Great, you're getting it!

>>212118686
It is kinda weird that all of those 90's child super-stars like McCulkin or Furlong ended up in the gutter

>>212120208
It's not that weird, general protections for those kids from greedy parents or early introduction to drugs/booze were still weak as hell then.

>>212120431
>general protections for those kids from greedy parents or early introduction to drugs/booze were still weak

Yeah, I know but still...

>>212120531
Yes he got it extra bad, far worse than most child stars. Even by the low standards of the time, no one seemed to be looking out for him.

Shouldn’t a stealth robot have this knowledge pre-programmed?

>>212120579
He made a bit of money very young. Anyone who should have looked out for him probably became very bitter and jealous, putting voodoo curses on him and celebrating his every misfortune. Just the way of the world

>>212120579
Also didn’t he get fucked over by his girlfriend who was like 24 when he was 14 but the judge still decided to give her half his money or something? He must have been one of those people that people cannot sympathise with under any circumstances… young, talented, rich, beautiful, put them together it’s basically a hanging offense

>>212120756
>who was like 24 when he was 14

Wtf, how?

>>212121218
Women are sluts

>>212121387
dayum

>>212121218

He was 13 when he met this SICK FUCK

>>212121827
Yup that 29 year old teacher defo deserves half of that 15 year old kids stuff for having sex with him. I’m an excellent judge.

>>212122051
In America you should always pick a lawyer that is good friends with the judge.

>let's turn the terrifying villian from the first movie into a comic relief character
time to admit 2 was a mistake

>>212121827
whaT THE FUCK is up with that file name?

>>212121827
>In May 1999, Domac sued Edward Furlong for domestic violence and for 15 percent of his earnings in the previous three years, including from his pay for Pecker and American History X, which she claimed that she was owed because she had worked for Furlong as his manager

>>212117927 (OP)
Screw your freedom, dick-wad

young John Connor made my pp hard.

>>212120579
Had a bit of a shit upbringing aparently, wasnt the brightest dude on the block, got rich and famous as a child and it just spiralled into bad relationship after bad relationship.

He's been clean for like 5 years now though so at least he has that going for him.

>>212117927 (OP)
>You don't say "affirmative"
>You say, "No problemo."
>you say, "Beat me to death with a lead pipe you brute."

>>212120208
McCulkin has it made

>>212126404
Now he's doing fine. He had a rough time from the mid 90s to late 2000s.

>>212120208
not all child stars grow up to be faggots, just see christian bale for example. i wouldnt really call him a star, but empire of teh sun is pretty fucking great and he is in henry v. as well

Anyone know the type of shotgun Arnold uses in this movie. I want to buy one

>>212117927 (OP)
>If someone comes off to you with an attitude, you say, "Beat me to death with a lead pipe you brute."

did Skynet make this post or something?

>>212118106
he's a good looking kid

Affirmativamento

>>212127611
Yeah, they're really expensive because they were banned for import because they were scary and served "no sporting purpose".

>>212120208
McCulkin married Brenda song and is poppin out babies and never needs to work again thank you very much.

>>212127611
>>212128396

What? No, they're MORE sporting because the design is so old.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Winchester_Model_1887/1901

>>212128617
NICE! thank you. quick google search and it looks like Cimarron sells these got fairly cheap

>>212128396
youre confusing it with the spas 12

>>212120531
Isn't he the one that got fucked by some old woman (producer?) when he like 13

>>212121827
He was cute here desu

Did people actually say "No problemo" and "Hasta la vista, baby" back then?

>>212130500
Affirmative

>>212130500
It always felt very Bartmania to me. "Ay, caramba! Don't have a cow, man!."

>>212130500
>No problemo
yes
>Hasta la vista, baby
definitely after the movie came out

>>212120612
No? It's a fucking terminator. Not even that but it's the exact same one that went to try and kill Sarah. Reprogrammed to save Connor. It's way out of its element of what its meant/supposed to do which makes the entire movie great. The t-800 is just meant to look like a real person and give out canned responses to gain entry to the target, then kill it. Not know lingo

>>212120612
What knowledge? From where? I somehow doubt Skynet has a database of late 80s or early 90s teenage slang in LA. It nuked the world into a ruin nearly immediately after becoming self-aware and concluding humanity was its enemy, records of the pre-war world were scattered and scarce. The resistance reprogrammed a T-800 model's mission to protect the life of John Connor rather than kill Sarah Connor but it's still a Terminator, it has only basic human social mimicry to start with.

Kill yourself....dickwad.

Why didn't the T1000 immediately drive to John's house and slaughter him on arrival instead of dicking around until the next day?

>>212134651

>>212127390
Elijah Wood also came out ok.

No bueno

>>212135372
Woah,what the fuck? I never knew that Culkin and Wood starred togeather

>>212120208
mclunky bred prime hollywood asian pussy and it's still rich
he won

>>212117927 (OP)
It’s “no probleme,” you ignorant gweilo.

>>212137024
dont @ me you retard heigui