>my second rotation back into sizzler
>i hardly ever talk about it. there was five of us. one kid, he must've been like nineteen. his name was nick. i tell you man when those steamtrays of fettuccine had to be replaced about six times in one night..
>on that same night we also ran out of sour cream, total shit show
>let's just say at the end of that night he was no longer a kid. you could just see it in his eyes you know, he changed

*hits cigarette

>to be honest we all changed. but we could handle it, we'd been in the shit before
>when we made it back home we all promised to stay in touch
>i later heard that nick hanged himself in his garage. he couldn't adjust back to the civilian life after all he witnessed
>but i understand now..
>he didn't die at home in his garage
>he died that night at sizzler

>>212118855 (OP)
I would like a PBJ sandwich with the crusts cut off please :)

>A FUCKING PB&J??? HOW MANY MICHELIN STARS DOES HE THINK WE HAVE?

>>212118855 (OP)
What movie is that dialogue parodying? Sounds pretty good

>>212118855 (OP)

***MEDS***

This parody text is mimicking the tone and style of war movie monologues — especially “Apocalypse Now” or “Platoon.”

The exaggerated, grim, and traumatized tone about something mundane (working at Sizzler) is a clear nod to how Vietnam War movies depict soldiers reflecting on their traumatic experiences. The lines about “he was no longer a kid,” “we’d been in the shit before,” and “he couldn’t adjust back to civilian life” are classic tropes from these films — especially “Platoon” (1986) and “Full Metal Jacket” (1987).

>>212119025
The crust stays unbroken.

>>212119974
thank you kent's autism