Mel Brooks alive at 99 - /tv/ (#212132539) [Archived: 1039 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/29/2025, 5:36:48 AM No.212132539
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>Mel Brooks is alive
He turned 99 today.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 5:47:33 AM No.212132909
>>212132539 (OP)
>looks like this at 99
You just know this nigga was hittin the adrenochrome like whippets.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 5:48:23 AM No.212132936
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>>212132539 (OP)
It's good to be the king. God bless him.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 5:48:57 AM No.212132954
>>212132539 (OP)
Damn this nigga old!
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 5:49:39 AM No.212132970
He's really pushing his luck thinking he'll live through the filming of Spaceballs 2.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 5:50:55 AM No.212133012
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>>212132970
>Why am I shooting my scenes first?
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 5:51:49 AM No.212133036
>>212132539 (OP)
Dubs and he lives another 40 years
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 5:54:41 AM No.212133118
>>212133036
Bros...
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 6:00:55 AM No.212133282
>living through the 30s-50s to 2025
grim
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 6:00:59 AM No.212133284
>>212133036
fuck you he's like the one good jew
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 6:03:27 AM No.212133359
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>>212132539 (OP)
crazy that brooks survived the holocaust and came out with a unique sense of humor to share with the world
jews truly have done so much good for this world and white nations
thank you jews
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 6:05:57 AM No.212133430
>>212132539 (OP)
>he thinks he will be alive in 2027 for Spaceballs 2

motherfucker better be filming his Yogurt scenes BEYOND first. like them shits better be done already
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 6:55:31 AM No.212134939
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>>212133282
That is grim, fs.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 6:56:59 AM No.212134976
Couldn't made the sequel a little earlier, when he was just 90?
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:08:31 AM No.212135279
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>>212134976
lol, fuck you, lol again.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:37:07 AM No.212136205
>>212132909
>goys are so unhealthy and obese they think living to your 90s is the result of sci-fi technology
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:38:08 AM No.212136246
>>212132909
>>212133359
>mel brooks genocides a trillion goys with jokes
>gets away with it 100%, never suffers any consequences
>lives to a tender old age before passing peacefully in bed surrounded by wealth and power like Kissinger and co.
>meanwhile, thousands of Palestinians die screaming daily
Where is Allah?
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 8:00:40 AM No.212136978
>>212132539 (OP)
And he's still making movies. Good for him
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 8:01:30 AM No.212137008
>>212132539 (OP)
We did it Reddit!
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 8:21:36 AM No.212137612
>>212132539 (OP)
What's your favorite Melkino bros?
For me it's either History Of The World Part 1 or Blazing Saddles.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 8:40:09 AM No.212138116
>>212133359
Then Juice have no need to use holocaust as a clutch when Germans gave Bernard Herrmann Wagner to copy, Murnau and Lang shaped kino history. The greatest American comedy director Billy Wilder got his start in Germany.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 8:50:53 AM No.212138387
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>>212132539 (OP)
Christ he's unfunny.
Pic related was one of the most painful and pathetic scenes i've ever witnessed.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 8:57:03 AM No.212138568
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Jews live a long time.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:08:33 AM No.212138890
>Israel will outlive Mel Brooks
but why?
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:09:10 AM No.212138908
>>212132539 (OP)
disgusting kike probably drinks infant blood to stay alive. just like that kissinger rat.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:10:10 AM No.212138934
>>212133284
where does this notion come from? he's pozzed as fuck and hates trump.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:10:43 AM No.212138948
>>212133036
Singles and he makes it through filming
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:22:31 AM No.212140694
>>212138908
>>212138890
>goys are so unhealthy and obese they think living to your 90s is the result of sci-fi technology
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:41:39 AM No.212141117
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>>212132539 (OP)
Mel Brooks is one of the greatest Jews in Hollywood.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:57:28 AM No.212141426
>>212137612
For me itโ€™s the Producers
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:01:38 AM No.212141494
>>212132539 (OP)
happy birthday mel! go for 100, you can do it!!!! and do something insane to celebrate like make spaceballs 2
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:17:53 AM No.212141699
>>212137612
Spaceballs but Blazing Saddles is a close 2nd
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:39:50 AM No.212142068
>>212137612
Young Frankenstein
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:46:42 AM No.212142183
>>212132539 (OP)
Man has no eyebrows left.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:48:04 AM No.212142206
>>212132539 (OP)
He'll be dead by the end of the week.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:49:27 AM No.212142228
>>212138387
He's overrated
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:52:39 AM No.212142288
>>212132539 (OP)
I thought he died three years ago.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:54:02 AM No.212142318
>>212136205
It is. Average human lifespan without maintenance meds is between 55 and 60.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:58:52 AM No.212142400
>>212133036
dubs and he will die tomorrow
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:59:38 AM No.212142409
>>212142400
OH NO
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:36:25 PM No.212142996
>>212132539 (OP)

he's based for launching David Lynch's career
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:37:54 PM No.212143025
>>212142318
>without maintenance
nice arbitrary term that can mean whatever you feel like letting you motte and bailey your way through any objection
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:38:55 PM No.212143039
an average human lifespan without maintenance is about a week then you die from dehydration
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 1:07:30 PM No.212143483
year #99 of not being funny
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 1:08:01 PM No.212143495
>>212132909
He looks 99