Thread 212134252 - /tv/ [Archived: 886 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/29/2025, 6:32:07 AM No.212134252
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>would you say that to Tom Petty?
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 6:33:06 AM No.212134285
why are actors/actresses obsessed with being recognized as musicians as well
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 6:33:57 AM No.212134309
>>212134252 (OP)
After all that and he didn't even play. Also his music sucks
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:19:40 AM No.212135617
>>212134285
Because charisma is a drug. Being in movies is like smoking heroin whereas being a musician is like injecting it.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:24:33 AM No.212135801
he made sling blade so he gets a pass on any kind of cringy shit imo
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:25:20 AM No.212135822
>canadians are all mashed patatoes but no gravy
what did he mean by this?
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:39:07 AM No.212136273
>>212135822
No flavor, boring?
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 8:25:38 AM No.212137745
>>212134252 (OP)
>get the fuck out of my studio and take your homo boy band with you
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 8:28:30 AM No.212137820
I TOLD YOU TO TALK ABOUT THIS BAND
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 8:31:56 AM No.212137912
>>212137745
The interviewer was a jeet rapist
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 8:33:26 AM No.212137948
>>212135822
Canadians are creamy and delicious, Canadians love to be slathered in butter and topped with chives
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 8:35:19 AM No.212137990
>>212134252 (OP)
BBT is not a music legend wtf
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 8:43:15 AM No.212138204
>>212134285
my favorite part is that they always play blues. it's always fucking blues. nothing else
>billy bob
>seagal
>depp
>ryan gosling

all of them only play blues
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 8:44:38 AM No.212138241
>>212134285
Because actors/actresses are egotistical as fuck.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 8:48:03 AM No.212138322
>>212138204
Keanu + Crowe's bands tried to play SXSW + Austin clubs. People were hyped until the advanced copies sounded so horrible. Basic musicianship + can't sing. They were booked for the actors' fame.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:08:05 AM No.212138877
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>>212138204
Fox Mulder and the Lone Gunmen crypto-country
>All of my X's
>Highway 51
>Beer for my Cryptids
>Losing Time with You
>Before She Cheats (on me with an alien)
>She Abducted My Heart
>Big Ship in the Sky
>Our Love ain't a Fluke
>No Skinner Off my Back
>Little Sister, Where've you gone to?
>Big Iron-like metallic object
I'd buy it, but he does generic rock/blues in reality
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:10:30 AM No.212138941
>>212138204
Billy Bob plays Country/rock ya dingus
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:23:12 AM No.212139312
>>212134285
Dwight Yoakam was the best part of Slingblade, so I guess Thornton got insecure and felt he needed to prove he could do both things, too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0C6nvNlVx1A
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:28:07 AM No.212139471
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>>212138204
Thirty Seconds to Mars is not a blues band
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:07:10 AM No.212141576
Matt Berry is the only actor whose music I've also liked.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmqU_ARQJfU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6eKamGyuMQ
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:32:16 AM No.212141928
>>212135801
dis, he put his money where his mouth is, and made angelina his cocksleeve
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:34:43 AM No.212141981
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>>212138322
>Parker and Stone became acquainted with Crowe at an award show around the time that the duo got awards for Bigger, Longer & Uncut. They described Crowe as "a really cool guy" accompanied by easy-going "Aussie" friends. One day, the two were invited to a studio by Crowe, who was finishing his album and asked the duo to listen to it and provide feedback. Flattered, they accepted the invitation. However, when they arrived, about eight of Crowe's acquaintances were also there. Crowe then proceeded to play a CD of the album, which seemed completely mixed and finished already. No one in the room seemed willing to comment on the songs, and it soon became apparent to Parker and Stone that Crowe simply wanted everyone to sit there and listen to the album. Parker said that while Crowe was "a very talented actor," he was a poor musician, describing his record as "Bon Jovi meets Hepatitis B." At one point, a song came along which featured handclapping. Parker, trying to think of something constructive to say, suggested that Crowe mix out the handclaps. "And literally, the place just got quiet," Parker said, with all attendees supposedly in shock that Parker would dare to critique Crowe. According to Parker, Crowe then nonchalantly took a drag of his cigarette and said, "Well, maybe I'll mix them off the version I give to you."
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:44:27 AM No.212142145
>>212138204
Because noodling on pentatonic scales is one of the first thing guitarists learn to do and these fucks delude themselves into thinking they’re just naturally good at it so much so that they are basically pro. And instead of being surrounded by annoyed family and friends and musicians who are way way better than them, they’re have yes men telling them that they’re right and they really ARE just that good.
It must suck to get to a point that you’re so rich and famous that you can no longer have realistic perspective on anything.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:45:37 AM No.212142167
>>212139471
You know what, on second thought, I’ll take the shitty blues band.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:03:34 PM No.212142467
Tom Petty songs by anyone other then Tom Petty are pretty good.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:05:31 PM No.212142501
>>212139471
How fast would you have to be travelling to reach Mars in 30 seconds?
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:13:50 PM No.212142622
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>>212142501
faster than the speed of love
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:17:55 PM No.212142684
>>212141981
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bn-jXVlwrBI

russell crowe sing better than both of those faggots
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:24:48 PM No.212142797
>>212142501
It’s a line from a movie. The crew has already been traveling for awhile and they announce they’re 30 seconds from the planet.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:25:50 PM No.212142814
>>212142684
This shit sounds autotuned lol
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:37:36 PM No.212143017
>>212134285

actors aren't artists, they don't create. they have a huge complex about being empty vessels.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 1:02:57 PM No.212143410
>>212143017
only guy who gets it.
some of the best actors realize this, that they're merely the tool to express the art. it's why some directors/writers hate ad libbing or actors who put too much of themselves in a performance
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 1:42:29 PM No.212144053
>>212134309
Not only sucks but it's ridiculous joke music. It's basically corny 1950s music, but with dirty lyrics. It's really weird he would make a joke band then act like he's some high artiste.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 1:47:05 PM No.212144138
>>212134285
Access to groupies dumbass, in hollywood you get some skanks but a 50 date tour?

Tail every night

t. professional musician