>I'm bitchin', great hair, the boys all love to stare, i'm wanted, i'm hot, i'm everything you're not! I'm pretty, i'm cool, i dominate this school, Who am I? Just guess, Guys wanna touch my chest!

Why does a random high school cheerleader movie from 25 years ago mog almost anything released today?

It was a different time...it was a better time!

>>212135579
I'd dush her ku if you know what I mean.

>>212135579
The game wet is sexy as hell.

>>212134656 (OP)
>Why does a random high school cheerleader movie from 25 years ago mog almost anything released today?

>>212134656 (OP)
I will never forget you, young, sexy Kirsten. We really are all getting fucking old and falling apart. Now I know how my dad felt about chicks like Adrienne Barbeau and Charlotte Rampling

>>212138331
Ever notice how every single film now has at least one mystery meat "brown with 'tude" character played by some DEI actor that you will literally NEVER see or hear from again after than one role?

>>212138331
fuck

Despite what they say nowadays, these actresses loved being sex symbols.

But then they started putting old hags in Maxim like Cameron Diaz and it was all over. Magazines stopped selling and then they resorted to unknown fashion models. Not to mention the rise of internet porn. And actresses stripping in mags was all over.

>>212134656 (OP)

>Poses for the cover of Maxim to promote this film just a few months after turning 18

Unfathomably based

>>212140209
Still have this mag

>>212140744
do you ever jerk off to the thought of your younger self jerking off?

>>212140209
>Sex
Based
>Sports
Based
>Money
Based
>Girls
Based

>>212140769
No. Actually, I need to get dump the 30+ men's mags I've saved cause I haven't actually looked at them in over a decade.

>>212140857
To this guy's point, the articles were a secondary draw to the half naked celebs, because they were "men focused". Read a lot of cool articles in those mags while taking shits.

>>212140950
I also think it's funny that Kiki smokes while her friends try to eat their lunch, lol.

>>212140769
i do this

>>212141062
You're a narcissist

>>212140769
anyone else cast your phone to your tv and set it so the camera is pointing at your dick from below and jerk off watching your dick from that angle on the tv?

>I'm cough wheezes Wh Wh Whitney

>>212134656 (OP)
White culture being the focus

>>212138465
My dad watches a bunch of low-budget copslop from the UK and Scandinavia and even in those there is always a middle-aged black female in an authority position who is always the smartest character in the room and is never wrong. This archetype is fucking everywhere.

>>212135776
I would dush before I let her ku klux klamp down on my balls

>>212140950
The library will take them, don't destroy history.

>>212142556
Might do that. Libraries took magazines back in the 80s-00s, but the internet put Libraries out of business.

>>212141933
That is a brilliant way to inspect my taint area after scratching it too much . Thanks for the tip, based coomer.

>>212143593
youre disgusting you shouldnt ever need to scratch it. stop using toilet paper and get a bidet.

>>212135776
care to extrapolate?

>>212142086

Still would!

Always lovely. Looks like Kirsten is having a career renaissance.

>>212141933
should I do that but set the camera behind me so I can only see my back, and pretend I'm that blue lizard woman from x-trek or whatever it was called and she's just in disguise so it makes it alright

>>212143905
Well you spend some time off work lounging in your filth and you start scratching. Once you break the skin it heals and gets itchy again. A vicious cycle that gets worse the more you indulge it. It's psychological because I don't think about it when I'm out, but once I'm home chilling out I get the most ridiculous itch. Sometimes I have to get up and run to the bathroom like I'm going to shit myself just so my gf doesn't see me tearing at my gash. I think I do it in my sleep so she's def seen that. She's seen me wake up and viciously jack off multiple times. Fucking trooper that chick

>>212140209
Keira Knightley went topless in a movie back then when she was 15 in The Hole and had a sex scene where she was naked one year later in Dr Zhivago. It was a different time.

>>212135579

>>212141933
im a girl and this how i figured out how everything works down there

>>212138465
>>212142372
tried watching a series set in Denmark, it's on (((netflix))) so I should have expected it, went in blind though.
it's called "the secrets we hold" or something.
>philipino maids take up half the cast
>one is murdered by evil wiypipo
>son of neighbour is a 13 year old voyeur pervert who might have killed her, didn't make it past 2nd ep so don't know
>the 'detective' is some kind of somali halfbreed woman who looks like she wouldn't even be employed to hand sort used drug addict needles as she might contaminate them
looked up the demographics of denmark, subsaharans are less than 1%. how many are police, how many have risen up to be super detectives that work completely alone by the age of 25-30 or whatever the thing was supposed to be.
do things now only receive funding if they're 50% third worlders and portray the few Europeans in them as idiotic monsters?
it was released this year, so it is also following the same
>all 13 year old middle class European boys are rapist murderers, following on from the last propaganda set in England which I won't bother to name that suddenly caused government policy and law to change overnight.
why isn't/wasn't subversion via media propaganda made illegal and an act of treason

>>212144357
just throw baby powder down there

>>212144357
have her pour neat lemon juice over it twice a day for a few weeks.
will probably hekgrnk0lp

>>212144447
post a vid

>>212144409
she was so mid but i was inlove with her, more than kirsten.
she was a tsundere or something wasnt she

>>212143983
>>212142086
she got topless in another movie but a nig was in it

>>212145763
Prove it!

>>212144590
there's probably vids of me out there already from stickam back in the day

>>212134656 (OP)
produced by boomers

>>212146634
Boomers RULE!